The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

But the long row of people and sedan chairs at the scene were all the wives of the ministers, and it was impossible to tell their specific direction at all.

Xu Qingqing opened the curtain of the sedan chair to wake herself up, and by chance she saw the fifth prince riding a horse:

[Hey! This guy looks familiar. Isn’t he the slutty guy who peed his pants that day?]

[No, why does this person always look around with a sneaky look in his eyes? Such a pretty face is wasted!]

The fifth prince, sitting on Little Red Date's back, gnashed his teeth:

He just wanted to see who said it.

[However, why isn’t this guy wearing pink today?! If nothing else, pink is pretty good!]

The fifth prince pricked up his ears subconsciously:

Are you praising him?

[Yeah! Purple is also very beautiful! It makes people look elegant and noble!]

[She is just my sister. She said purple is very charming~]

The fifth prince patted Little Red Date's head and asked it to walk slower:

This person actually praised him! Forget it, forgive her original ignorance. Let me hear how else she can praise him.

[No, why are you hunched over? You look like this, not worthy of the horse under you!]

[Hold your chest high! Hold your stomach in! Keep your head up!]

The Fifth Prince was startled and immediately sat up straight, which then attracted a wave of quiet cheers from the women of various families.

[Blow a whistle! Hang a big red flower, pull a small flag!]

[Here is our number one guest, who makes his grand entrance with his handsome face, outstanding figure, and extraordinary car! Ding ding ding! Throw flowers!]

The fifth prince stood shoulder to shoulder with the sun, his body becoming more elegant.

[He! Well-versed in history and the present, he! Knows everything about astronomy, he! Knows everything about geography, he! A martial arts genius, he! A rising star!]

[He! He has dealt a dimensionality reduction blow to his peers. He! He has the temperament of high mountains and flowing water, but he has never been too high-brow to be accepted by the masses! No matter whether it is highbrow or lowbrow, he will treat it with sincerity!]

The fifth prince looked at Chu Yunting, Zhu Feng and Shenyang who were following behind him and nodded secretly:

That's right! He is like that! Both the Queen Mother and the Consort said that he is the little pride of the capital!

This girl understands me so well. I guess I was superficial before and didn’t see the deeper meaning behind her words.

Chu Yunting and the other two looked at the Fifth Prince in front of them in bewilderment, who suddenly raised his head and chest and was in high spirits:

Chu Yunting: (^_^) This guy is sick!

Zhu Feng: (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σHe’s sick again!

Shenyang: ~(￣▽￣～)~No! He won’t get better, right?

The fifth prince twitched his ears, waiting for the next compliment, but there was no sound, so he smacked his lips regretfully:

Maybe the girl is shy!

Xu Qingqing took back her hand that was about to open the door curtain and scratched her ears. It was as if there was a hedgehog hiding under her butt, moving back and forth constantly:

The girls' dolphin audio is great!

"Mom! How long will this line last? I've got a heat rash on my butt!"

Mrs. Xu smiled and took out an egg from the secret compartment:

"Give!"

Xu Qingqing was at a loss:

"what?"

"You've got prickly heat, which proves it's warm enough. Just think of yourself as a chicken that can hatch eggs!"

Xu Qingyao covered her lips with a handkerchief and smiled:

"This is a great idea, mother! It will be just right for Hem Hem to keep him company after he hatches!"

Xu Qingqing: ...This is just an exaggerated rhetoric! ! !

The huge team finally entered the banquet hall. Xu Qingqing, who was sitting behind her mother, peeked in:

[Let me see first, are there any lunatics and Sun who agree?]

Mrs. Xu, who had just sat down, began to have a heart attack:

What are you doing? What are you doing? You start sweeping all the ladies before anyone even sits down!

As luck would have it, the eldest princess looked at her:

"Mrs. Xu, my Jia'er and Qingqing get along very well. Can you let her come over and sit next to me?"

Princess Jiajia was even happier, her hands were almost leaving afterimages!

The lady and the young lady who sat down first immediately turned their attention to Xu Qingqing.

Look at this girl, she looks like a blind person. She knows she can't refuse the princess, so she runs over there holding a small stool:

[Oh, oh! I'm the Tarzan next door, grabbing the big melon vines... the melon fields over there are definitely sweeter!]

Princess Jiajia happily made room for her, and the two began to whisper to each other, looking like childhood sweethearts!

"Have you read the movie 'Heroine, Please Stay' that I gave you yesterday? The love story between a chivalrous woman and a poor nobleman is so touching!"

"Shit! What a heart-wrenching story! Oh! The only daughter of the martial arts leader, who is so skilled in martial arts, went to be a concubine of a poor man.

"Not only will he have to support his wife and children, but he will also have to contribute money, effort and connections to help him become the top scholar. If other officials impeach him for corruption, he will have to be assassinated at the risk of being injured!"

"Jia Jia! Your scalp should at least feel a little itchy. Don't just grow breasts without a brain!"

"He already has this status. If he works harder, he can inherit his father's position. Wouldn't it be nice to follow his father's example and keep eight or ten handsome men?"

Princess Jiajia looked confused:

"But then there will be no sweet feelings!"

"Feelings! Hahahahaha! Feelings are the cruelest thing in the world!"

"Once upon a time, I knew a great poet, and his wife died..."

Princess Jiajia looked at Xu Qingqing expectantly.

"He sighed, 'Ten years of life and death, I can't forget you even if I don't think about you...' Do you think he has other women?"

Princess Jiajia shook her head firmly, but understood:

Ten years have passed, and he still wrote a poem to mourn his late wife. He must have a deep affection for her. But someone has to take care of the family!

"You should get married! How can you be an official without a wife?"

"Yes! Not only did he write stand-in literature, he also married his deceased wife's cousin and took a number of concubines. In his forties, he set another record by writing the famous line "If I want to compare the West Lake to Xi Shi, light or heavy makeup will always be suitable."

"Do you know why?"

Princess Jiajia shook her head:

"Because he's attracted to a twelve-year-old girl! Twelve years old, I guess she hasn't had her period yet! But he's over forty!"

Princess Jiajia opened her eyes wide:

"Does he think that little girl looks like the former lady?"

"Oh! If you say so, why don't she just look for her own daughter? She looks more like him than her!"

Princess Jiajia covered Xu Qingqing's mouth and whispered:

"Why do you say anything? That's called incest!"

Xu Qingqing rolled her eyes to the sky:

"Oh! You even knew about this incest! He slept with the little girl before she even reached the age of marriage. Can I say he is a pedophile?"

"But men are so romantic..."

An old and serious voice came from behind:

"Jia'er, as a lady from a noble family, how can you be so vulgar and cover other people's mouths at every turn? Even if we are all female relatives, you shouldn't expose part of your arm!"

Seeing Princess Jiajia's beautiful face frowning, Xu Qingqing took Princess Jiajia's hand and looked back curiously:

[Who is this? Where did this old-fashioned guy come from? If you are so conservative, why don’t you seal yourself with cement?]