The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The eldest princess pricked up her ears subconsciously, feeling extremely confident: she and her husband had been in love and together for more than ten years, and they had never had even a single quarrel!

[Oh my god! The weird Phoenix man has appeared!]

The eldest princess:

What does Phoenix Man mean? Does it mean that a prince consort is indescribably expensive? Of course, once you enter the door of our royal family, nothing is cheap. Even a cabbage is worth a hundred times its value.

[Princess Jiajia is still sad because she doesn’t have a younger brother. She obviously has a younger brother, but still…]

The eldest princess on the bed suddenly stood up, and Xu Qingqing was so scared that she moved her butt and pushed Princess Jiajia, who was sitting on the same stool, down.

Princess Jiajia, whose buttocks were shattered, started to make a scene:

"Xu Qingqing, why do I have to squat on my butt every time I see you? It hurts so much, okay!"

Just as Xu Qingqing forced a smile, the prince consort at the end of the bed spoke:

"Jiaer, you're not supposed to use the word 'butt'! Watch your words and actions!"

"Miss Xu, I'm so sorry. My girl has been spoiled. I hope you don't mind! I'll prepare a gift to make amends for you later!"

[Ouch! You spoiled her, did you spoil her? Aren’t girls supposed to be spoiled!]

[You hope I don’t mind, do I mind? I haven’t even said anything yet, no wonder your daughter has no friends, what friends can stand your weird tone! ]

[What do you mean, I accidentally pushed her down and I have to ask her to apologize to me, you are so awesome!]

[I came here to see the beauty, not to get money! Green tea man!]

The princess, who originally thought that her husband handled the situation well, also noticed something was wrong:

Yes! Why does she care about it when Qingqing hasn't said anything yet?

But her silly daughter also agreed:

"I'm sorry, Qingqing, you know I don't think before I speak. I'll give you a gift later!"

[What a fool! ]

"Okay! I have to choose the gift myself! Also, I want to say sorry to you. It was all my fault that you fell to the ground. So, when you come to my house next time, I will give you a gift as well. Let's exchange gifts!"

Princess Jiajia smiled and pulled her out:

So this is what best friends are like. It’s so nice that you don’t have to apologize even though the other person made the mistake first!

"Let's go choose now!"

The two walked out hand in hand. The eldest princess looked at the two people walking away and seemed to be hesitant to speak. She wanted to find out more about the situation, but she felt that Xu Qingqing's words were ridiculous.

"Princess, are you okay? I was painting at the old house and heard you fainted. I was scared to death! You are fine, what's wrong with you?"

The princess looked at her husband's affectionate eyes and said nothing:

Should she believe that her husband really has a son outside?

"Prince Consort! Where did you go when the lights were off in my room?"

The prince consort was stunned for a moment and chuckled. He raised his hand and touched the princess' nose, then hugged her in his arms:

"Where else can we go? Either the study or the old house! What's wrong? Is my little princess jealous?"

"Don't worry! I have been in the princess's palm all my life. Even if you abandon me, I will shamelessly climb up on my own!"

"Yeah! Okay! I believe you!"

At this time, a little boy of four or five years old came running in from outside the door. He was wearing a brocade robe and a pair of auspicious cloud boots.

The little boy rushed to the princess like a little bird, climbed onto the bed, and hugged the princess' neck:

"Aunt, what happened to you? Uncle said you fainted. Are you feeling better now?"

The princess hugged him with a smile:

"Aunt is fine, it's all small things, Ze'er come here, your mother should be worried!"

Ze'er shakes her butt:

"Zer hasn't seen auntie for many days, I miss you!"

The princess held the soft little bun and felt sad:

She had been sonless for many years and now that she was old, she finally got pregnant, but in the end she lost the baby.

If her son were still alive, he would be this big!

It was my sister-in-law who announced the good news first, and then I realized that I was pregnant. Unfortunately...

"Auntie, can you please eat some cakes? The water chestnut cakes are super delicious!"

The little guy nodded happily, pulled the eldest princess out of bed, and went straight to the dining hall!

The prince consort had a smile on his face and followed slowly behind!

After eating the cakes, she asked the consort to send the people back because she was afraid that her brother-in-law would worry. The princess threw away the paper she was writing on one by one, threw away the pen in her hand dejectedly, made a gesture, and two figures knelt in front of her:

"An Yi, go check the prince consort's schedule in recent years, and see if there are any changes in the old house, such as extra children or women begging for favors!"

The secret guard left in response, and Aunt Cui stepped forward to massage her forehead:

"Master, what's wrong? No matter what, our little princess has grown up, and she is a good child. Your good days are just beginning!"

The princess hummed comfortably:

"I know, I just heard some gossip recently."

Suddenly I remembered the female official uniform that my brother asked my sister-in-law to make for me:

"Madame Cui, change my clothes for me. I need to go to the palace!"

In the palace, the shadow guard knelt before the emperor's throne and reenacted the scene, reporting what he had seen and heard today:

"Is there really nothing special about that little girl?"

Shadow Guard kneels on the ground with one hand:

"Except for her modest clothing, she is no different from other noble ladies. The only difference is that she dares to enter a brothel!"

"The princess fainted?"

"Yes! I followed Miss Xu Er to the princess's residence. The princess will be well soon!"

"Understood, let's go!"

As soon as the man disappeared from the beam, the emperor began to call out:

"Eunuch Fu, listen to what the shadow guard who has been following you for two days said!"

"Eat when you are full, sleep when you are awake, eat when you are awake. Not only do you make pocket money by being nice and clever, you also learn how to hang out with rich men and visit brothels!"

"Why can she live a life without any worries, while I have to report to court every day!"

Eunuch Fu bowed his head:

"How could that be, Your Majesty? You have only one worry, but she has many!"

"what?"

"All you have to do every day is worry about how to govern the country!"

The emperor nodded. That’s right. Someone takes care of your food, clothing, housing and transportation. That’s the best thing. Apart from state affairs, he has no other worries!

"But the second young lady of the Xu family is different. She has to worry about what time to get up every day, which clothes are beautiful, where the food is delicious! Where to go and who to play with today!"

Emperor (angry):

So angry! So angry! I really want to be the emperor!

The young eunuch outside the palace ran in, bending over:

"Your Majesty, the eldest princess requests an audience!"

The emperor angrily withdrew from his Ge You-like lying position:

"noise!!"

The eldest princess came in and saluted carelessly, and said something without any context:

"Dang the golden bell top!"

The emperor looked confused:

Imperial sister. What's the point? I seem to have heard this somewhere before!