The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 202 is impressive!
A pair of big deer-like eyes stared at her, then pointed at Xu Zhixing on the side: (′??w??`)
"Sister! Shall we sit next to you?"
"So I can be closer to your uncle!"
"I'm really curious, how come he hasn't made any progress in ten years? This is simply not something that an ordinary person can do!"
"Him! So amazing! I think I kind of like him again!"
Duke of Ningguo:(?Д`)
"Puff!" (I wish I could spit out blood!)
Others present: (???? ?????)
"Puff!" (Spit out a mouthful of wine on the spot!)
Amid the constant puffing noises, Xu Qingqing calmly moved half of her butt away:
"Come! Sit down!"
"You sit on the left, and Second Uncle sits on my right!"
[Hehe! If the two of them have any shocking remarks, I can be the first to know!]
[The most beautiful melon-eating scene, you deserve it! ]
All those who had not yet wiped the wine stains from the corners of their mouths clenched their wine glasses, wishing they could spit out another mouthful on the spot!
Ningguo Duke's daughter poked her head out from behind Xu Qingqing and looked at the man with stiff hands and feet opposite her:
"Uncle Xu, my father said that you offended him twice, and he got angry and found a reason to remove you from your newly promoted position!"
"Excuse me, how did you offend him? I asked my father but he refused to tell me, which made me very curious!"
[Hahahaha(*???*)...it turns out that the reason for her obsession with my second uncle was because of her father!]
[Duke Ningguo, have you ever been sad? ?乛v乛]
This time, everyone present turned their eyes to the kneeling Ningguo Duke, who was pinching his mouth fiercely:
I asked you to talk more and tell your daughter everything!
Xu Zhixing, whose hands and feet were stiff, looked confused:
"I don't know! Anyway, once I get promoted, I'll be demoted soon!"
Many people at the celebration banquet secretly rolled their eyes:
Why are you being demoted? You really don't know what's going on! Who hasn't been cheated by you?
Xu Zhixing didn't notice everyone's looks, and was still patting his chest in fear:
"Little girl, you don't know, if it weren't for my brother, I would be nothing now, sitting idle at home!"
"Thank you, brother, for protecting me along the way!"
"When you have nothing to do, just look at him more often. He is better! I am different. My wife is very fierce and has to beat people every day!"
[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, you are really my father’s brother! ]
[I've seen people who cheat on their fathers and mothers! But this is the first time someone keeps cheating on his brother! Bulbasaur!]
Xu Zhiyuan, who was devoted to his brother, secretly clenched his fists:(?; ???)
I really can’t have this younger brother anymore!
Seeing that they were digressing from the topic, the emperor became anxious:
Can’t you just enjoy eating melon properly?
"Duke Ningguo! Is there such a thing?"
The kneeling Ningguo Duke was sweating profusely??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?:
Ahhhh! If I had known this, I would have gotten sick today!
[Hey! Yes! Let me see, what kind of melon is it?]
The eyes of everyone present lit up. Some looked at the sky, some looked at the ground, and some stared at the back of people's heads, all waiting to see where the image released by Xu Qingqing would appear!
Seeing the scene on the ceremonial fan, everyone looked at the emperor with sympathy _(:?」ㄥ)_:
Tsk tsk! If you watch the whole process, your neck will be broken!
The emperor, who was still looking for where the scene would appear, turned around and had a heart attack:(??o? ?)?3??
It’s over, my neck is going to break!
When the three big characters "Chunfeng Tower" appeared on the building in the picture, Xu Qingqing couldn't help but exclaimed:
[Oh my god! My second uncle actually visited a brothel!]
[No, I will go home and tell Second Aunt and suggest that they divorce. The child will go to Second Aunt!]
[Drive the Second Uncle out of the Xu Mansion!]
Xu Zhixing, whose hands and feet were stiff, just took a sip of wine to ease his mood, but the next moment he spurted out with a "puff":
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Xu Qingqing moved aside in disdain:
"Second Uncle! What's wrong? I put an alpaca in my mouth and vomited all over me!"
[It’s dirty! It’s dirty! My clothes are stained by the saliva of this dirty uncle!]
As soon as Xu Qingqing came back to her senses, the scene disappeared. The emperor and his right-hand men looked at her speechlessly (?Д?) ▄:
I really don't understand, how can this green robe of yours, which you have never changed for thousands of years, be so versatile? Is it that it never gets worn out?
And, is this important? What’s important is to get the picture out!
Xu Zhixing was afraid that she would really go back and tell his wife, so he quickly explained:
"Qingqing! Your second aunt and I have a very good relationship!"
Xu Qingqing looked down at the screen and said coldly in her heart:
[Ha! So good that he went to a brothel behind her back?]
[That’s fine! I’ll take Second Aunt to Nanfeng Pavilion tomorrow!]
Xu Zhixing wanted to say something, but was stopped by Xu Zhiyuan's eyes: (?言?╬)
This guy has no tact. Can't he see that the emperor's expression shows that he has already started to owe money?
The scene reappeared, this time inside the brothel!
The girl on Duke Ningguo's left hand fed him a hand-peeled grape, while the girl on his right hand pressed her hands on his chest, holding the bottom of a wine glass in her mouth and feeding it to Duke Ningguo!
Beside him, there are also several generals!
[Wow! Is this still the Duke of Ningguo who never spent a penny? He actually went to a brothel so generously!]
[Look at this look again! Wow! I’m going to enjoy it!]
[Look at these guys next to you! Oh my god! You guys are so good at picking up girls, does the emperor know?]
Outside the screen, the emperor stared at the people in the screen with his beard puffed and eyes glared (▼皿▼):
"Eunuch Fu! Remember this! I will give them some good fruits to eat later!"
"Especially Duke Ningguo, give him more gifts. If he accepts them, let him return the gift!"
"If he refuses to accept it, fine him!"
The kneeling Ningguo Duke wanted to cry but had no tears: π_π
Your Majesty! They invited me, I really didn't want to go. Let's just say, if you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you're a bastard, right?
How come I lost money after turning around?
In the scene, Duke Ningguo had not yet finished drinking the artificial wine when the door was suddenly pushed open with great force!
Jiao Niang was so frightened that the wine glass fell out of her mouth and landed on Ningguo Duke's forehead with a "pop".
The wine inside splashed evenly onto Duke Ningguo's face!
[Haha ...]
[Who opened the door? I want to give her a five-star rating!]
In the picture, Duke Ning, who was hit on the head by a wine glass and splashed with wine in the face, was so angry that he covered his forehead and roared ╰(‵□′)╯:
"Who is it! Come out here! I'm not done with you!"
Xu Zhixing, who had pushed the door open forcefully, stood up immediately and bowed when he heard Duke Ningguo lose his temper. He looked very polite, as if it wasn't him who had just broken into the room:
"Duke Ningguo, I have something to tell you!"
The furious Ningguo Duke was stunned when he saw Xu Zhixing:?? (7_7)??
Isn't this Xu Zhiyuan's famously foolish brother? Why would he come to me?
Could it be that Xu Zhiyuan, that bastard, is causing trouble for me again?
"Xu Zhixing! Are we friends?"
"Don't tell me your brother is looking for me. I don't know him well! He's a stranger to me!"
[Haha ...
The emperor and his subordinates were immediately cheered up (*7へ7):
How is it profound? Tell me about it!
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