The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 185 We may both have 8 buttocks!
Because the Gu clan and the Gu family army ate the same melon, the atmosphere that was originally disgusting between the two suddenly became much more harmonious, and they sent sincere greetings to each other at the same time (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ(/^-^(^ ^*)/:
"Here you are! Brother! Sister! Aunt! Uncle! Are you here to see us off as military supervisors?
"Haha! That's right, that's right, the adults said that now that the war is over, she plans to go back! Let's go down and relax!"
"Come in quickly! We have been cooking snake soup all night long. It's just right to eat it now!"
"Then we won't be polite, let's go in and have something to eat?"
The Gu tribe was invited and did not hesitate:
Anyway, I agreed with General Gu yesterday that some people would stay behind to build the beautiful new home for the Gu tribe. It would definitely be the right thing to do now!
When the Gu people walked through the gate, some of them gave the gifts that were originally intended for Xu Qingqing to the gatekeeper, and at the same time, made a gesture of encouragement to him!
The little soldier at the gate was so moved that his eyes turned red. He sniffed hard to keep his tears from falling.
I knew that the centurion had a purpose for asking me to come and look after the gate! This time, I actually felt so much care for him!
The centurion, who was terrified by the little soldier's stare, rubbed his arms⊙w⊙:
I was annoyed that this kid was incompetent at anything and never left any food, so I sent him to guard the gate. Did he find out?
Xu Qingqing looked at the two parties who suddenly became harmonious, with a puzzled look on her face ((((;?Д?)?)?)?):
? ? ? ? ?
[How did it become harmonious? What happened?]
[Shouldn't it be like enemies meeting each other, with eyes full of jealousy?]
[At the very least, you have to spit in the other person's face or scratch his face!]
The Gu family army and all the Gu tribe members who were already sitting on the ground and drinking the snake soup raised their bowls towards Xu Qingqing from a distance (*?︶?*).?.:*:
"Thank you for saving my Gu clan! Let my Gu clan have many descendants!" /
"Thanks to the military supervisor for helping us win the battle and return home safely without losing a single part of our bodies!"
"From now on, we are all one family. We should live in harmony and build a beautiful new Han Dynasty together!"
Gu Zheng handed Xu Qingqing a bowl of snake soup:
"I told them the history you told me yesterday that night!"
"They were also shocked! They were very angry! The Air Supervisor didn't tell them first!"
Xu Qingqing raised her eyebrows and held up the snake soup in her hand:
"Nothing more to say! All our friendship lies in this wine...snake soup!"
"Everyone! I'll drink first as a sign of respect!"
Then he drank the snake soup in his hand, raised his hand, threw the bowl to the ground, and blurted out bold words.
"We can become a family in this life, and I will never regret it!"
The Gu family army and the Gu tribe, who were holding their bowls, looked at each other, feeling a little sorry for the snake meat in the bowl that had not been eaten yet!
But they all stood up, drank the snake soup in their bowls, and then threw the bowls to the ground.e?(?> ? <)? 3:
"We can become a family in this life, and I will never regret it!"
The scene of everyone smashing bowls at the same time was so shocking that it made the chef who was serving the rice's scalp tingle.
Looking at the snake meat on the ground, he asked Xu Qingqing a soul-searching question (╯ ̄Д ̄)╯╘═╛ (he flipped the table when he was angry):
"Master Military Supervisor! Do you know how to respect the fruits of others' labor? We worked all night to get this, and you actually took the lead in smashing the bowl!"
Xu Qingqing looked at the ground beneath her feet with an innocent look on her face:
"There's only soup in my bowl, no snake meat!"
The Gu family army and all the Gu tribe members who stood up immediately squatted down and started to pick up snake meat frantically:
"The military supervisor said that if it has been on the ground for less than three seconds, you can pick it up and eat it!"
"Yes, yes, yes, put them in their mouths right away before they react!"
Angry Chef┬—┬ ノ( ' - 'ノ) (Arrange it well):
…………
I was speechless!
The young apprentice beside the chef saw his master being humiliated, his eyes turned, his anger sank, and he also asked Xu Qingqing a soul-searching question:
"Then, Sir Military Supervisor, do you want money for the bowls? How much military funds will this cost?"
Xu Qingqing immediately shut up and looked around, but didn't answer the question. He pulled Xu Qingqing and walked out:ヽ(*′3`*)?:
[(Shhhhh, whistle!)Off I go! I’m off to find my friends! ]
The chef, who was very satisfied with his apprentice's reason, watched Xu Qingqing walk away and asked Gu Zheng the same question:
"General! And you?"
Gu Zheng looked at the snake meat and the broken bowl on the ground, then looked at Xu Qingqing who was walking away, and his face turned red for a rare moment (//?//):
"Well! I got emotional and couldn't hold it back!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked straight towards Xu Qingqing:
"Military Supervisor! There is something I haven't told you yet. Miss Cao Zixu has fallen into a trap!"
"She won't let anyone go down, and she won't come out until you come back!"
Xu Qingqing turned back suddenly as she walked away, with a light in her eyes that Gu Zheng couldn't understand.
"Is there a stone tiger next to the pit?"
As soon as Gu Zheng nodded, Xu Qingqing pulled Xu Qingqing and rushed to the old site of the Gu tribe without stopping!
Gu Zheng, who was watching from behind, was stunned:(?●?)
Wow! It's so fast, it seems like there's gold to be found ahead!
[Aaaaaah! Such an interesting treasure hunt game, how could I miss it! ]
[Gold, silver, and jewelry, my dear, here I come!]
Gu Zheng who just finished complaining:
It's bad! The military supervisor is dreaming again. If he can't even dig up a penny this time, he won't be able to get mad!
Thinking of this, Gu Zheng hurried to catch up, but when he arrived at the cave entrance, he saw nothing. Even the original entrance had grown a patch of grass!
Gu Zheng, who was chasing after him, stopped and looked around unconfidently.
"I haven't even got married yet, so your brain is not working? You came to see me at night, so you remembered it wrongly?"
Full of doubts, Gu Zheng still walked back to the original place based on his memory of yesterday!
I squatted down and looked at the grass that suddenly grew out, wanting to see what kind of grass it was. It grew so fast that it could grow so tall and lush in just a few hours!
After a careful look, I found two ropes growing out of the grass, tied straight to the stone tiger on one side!
Gu Zheng walked to the rope, pushed aside the grass and tried to pull it up, but it didn't move.
Inside the cave, Xu Qingqing was at the bottom and Xu Qingqing was at the top, climbing and sliding down like spiders:
"Sister! Is it true that no one can see your bionic lawn?"
Xu Qingqing hooked one foot on the rope and slid down:
"Yes! That bionic lawn grows on rocks. If someone doesn't pay attention, they won't be able to see it if they pass by here. Don't worry!"
"What if Gu Zheng follows us?"
…………
"Then you should go bankrupt!"
The two skated in silence for a while, and Xu Qingqing suddenly spoke:
"If Gu Zheng untied the rope tied to the stone tiger..."
Xu Qingqing looked at the dark hole where nothing could be seen, and blurted out a Chinese quintessenceΣ(っ °Д °;)っ:
[F*ck! ]
[Sisters! Hurry up! Get down! If he unties the rope, there will be a hole with no bottom!]
[Our buttocks may become eight pieces!]
Xu Qingqing quickened her pace and explained carefully:
[If it's too deep, we might get smashed into a pulp!]
Xu Qingqing was silent for a moment, then pushed the wall with greater force, jumping down quickly!
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