The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

He shouted and tried to find something to grab. After groping for a while, he grabbed a thin rope and breathed a sigh of relief (^_^メ):

Fortunately! Fortunately! The rope on the pig didn't fall off!

But the next second, the pig, which had slowed down a little, started running wildly again, howling miserably, which scared the man so much that he tightened the rope in his hand!

The Gu tribe men and women outside the screen were laughing so hard that they were bent over (?o ? o?):

"Hahaha……"

"He thought it was a rope, but it was actually a pig's tail!"

"If you grab someone's tail, he won't howl!"

Gu Zheng(●—●):

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What kind of new melon is this?

He stopped a little girl running around and pointed at the screen:

"Little sister, what is being done in this painting?"

The little girl tilted her head to look at him, she looked so cuteヽ(○^?^)?:

"who are you?"

"Gu Zheng! The general of the Gu family army!"

"Oh! So you are our Gu tribe's former enemy!"

"You are so stupid. You didn't take a small plane but climbed the mountain by yourself!"

I didn't expect the little girl to answer the question irrelevantly. Gu Zheng_φ(◎?◎へ）:

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What the hell is going on here? Where did this little plane come from?

But the little girl was still tolerant of the fool and explained to Gu Zheng in detail:

"This is the pig-castration method that Sister Qingqing taught us. It is said that after the pig's testicles are castrated, the meat will not be hard and smelly, but will become soft and fragrant."

"You can gain 200 pounds in a year!"

Gu Zheng (?Д≡?Д?)?

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Which egg is that?

The little girl spoke too proudly. Gu Zheng, who was a little skeptical, looked up at the screen again and saw that the pig that was running wildly just now had been pinned down!

The man who had just been riding on the pig had already taken out a small knife with a cold glow and was cutting off some part of the pig!

As the pig screamed in the picture and the man took out something, Gu Zheng subconsciously clamped his legs together:

Damn! That's scary!

Outside the screen, Xu Qingqing raised her hand and explained:

"See? You have to castrate the pig carefully. Read on. There are instructions on how to take care of the pig after it's been castrated!"

"After watching this, let's see how a sow gives birth!"

Gu Zheng saw Xu Qingqing calmly pointing at the pig's testicles in the painting, and felt his legs getting even colder (;｀O′)o:

Why on earth had he been so obsessed with this girl in the first place? Why did he think this girl would be the love of his life?

Gu Zheng immediately took out the Qingxin Talisman in his arms, fumbled with it a few times, and then carefully put it back!

The little girl who originally thought that the general was very impressive curled her lips＜(｀^′)＞ :

Tsk! I thought the general was very powerful, but he turned out to be just like this! ! ! !

It’s better to go find our Saint Insect Killer. She is the most powerful and knows a lot of stories!

Gu Zheng looked in the direction where the little girl ran away, and saw Xu Qingqing and a group of old men and women eating together around a revolving table.

When one of the old men with a cane picked up some food, Xu Qingqing turned the table!

For a long time, the old man didn't get a single bite of food. He was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. Xu Qingqing's arrogant voice could still be heard from afar~(￣▽￣～)~:

[Hahahahahahahaha]

[You pick up the food, I turn the table, I just want to ask if you want to call me brother!]

Gu Zheng was shocked again: (｀Δ′)!

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This old man is obviously a man of status! Did Xu Jianjun become so powerful right off the bat?

Gu Zheng was so shocked that he couldn't control his feet for a moment and walked towards Xu Qingqing!

From a distance, I noticed that this person was not only rotating the table, but also telling a moving story. Except for the old man, everyone else at the table was excited↖(^w^)↗(*???*):

"Sir! So we are all descendants of the dragon? Descendants of Yan and Huang? We are all a family with yellow skin, black eyes, and black hair?"

Xu Qingqing nodded solemnly:

"Back then, Pangu created the world, and Nuwa created us. This is a kind of cultural belonging and psychological identity! If we are not a family, who else is it?"

Not to mention the Gu tribe's blood boiling, even Gu Zheng, who only heard half of it, felt his soul tremble(??):

When General Xu said that they were a family, I thought he was talking nonsense, but I didn't expect it was actually true?

Gu Zheng couldn't hold back any longer and stepped forward:

"General Xu, how did you know this? This history was not recorded in the Han Dynasty or even the previous dynasties!"

Unexpectedly, before Xu Qingqing could say anything, Gu Zheng was held accountable by the Gu tribe.

The old man who was not very happy with his meal looked at Gu Zheng angrily╰（‵□′）╯:

"How dare you question what our adults say! You really don't know what's good for you!"

"Our master's master is an immortal. He is as old as heaven and earth. How could there be things she doesn't know?"

"What the adults said must be true!"

Except for the Gu God who was watching the fun, all the old men and women at the table greeted Gu Zheng one by one, and finally raised a question:

"Hey? You don't look like a member of our Gu tribe!"

"But why does it look familiar?"

[Hahahaha…everyone, it looks familiar!]

[After all, his grandfather is an acquaintance of all of you!]

The old man and the old woman at the table looked at him more carefully, wondering if this person was a descendant of the Gu tribe who had wandered away in the past!

The old man with the cane even showed a warm smile, just waiting for Xu Qingqing to reveal her identity so that the prodigal son could sit down and have a good meal!

[Back then, you were forced to move to this mountain cave and compete with monkeys for territory. You had to be carried up and down the mountain. It was all thanks to his grandfather!]]

Gu Zheng, who wanted to explain: (ー_ー)!!

……

Xu Jianjun, you know how to stir up conflicts. You can describe it in such detail. Do you think I didn’t die fast enough?? ! !

Sure enough, the next moment, the old man with the crutch picked up the crutch beside him and hit Gu Zheng. The other old men and women of the Gu tribe followed suit with chopsticks and spoons!

Xu Qingqing, who was excited when she saw people fighting, laughed so hard when she saw Gu Zheng getting hit on the head, and gave them a thumbs up (′?｀):

“Come on! Come on (? ??_??)?!”

"The new high priest, here comes a monkey stealing a peach, let him hold his crotch and howl!"

"That old lady over there, do a double dragon playing with a pearl and dig out his eyeballs! Make him blind!"

"That uncle, why don't you lock his throat so that he can't breathe!"

"Also, don't you have chopsticks in your hands? Pinch his little tits and make him feel pain... mmm... Yang Muchuan, what do you think of touching me!!!"

The Gu God covered Xu Qingqing's mouth and pulled her aside:

It's so shameful, so shameful! How could a Lord of the Insect-Killing Saint Body, who has such high moral character, say such despicable things!

The Gu God took another look at the bright eyes of the children around him-_-||:

Besides, what if they teach children bad things?

A bunch of old men and old ladies, holding up their chopsticks and spoons, didn't know whether to hit them or not. The last one rolled his eyes at Gu Zheng and went to eat:

Tsk tsk! This kid is so pitiful. The first time he saw his own military supervisor, he took the initiative to find someone to beat up his own general!

It seems that the Lord is still close to my Gu tribe!

Since we are all family, Gu Jiajun just came here to seek an explanation. Since both sides are wrong, let's let this guy go!

Gu Zheng, who originally thought he would be beaten half to death:ヽ（?＿?；)ノ

……

I really didn't expect that General Xu's jokes could achieve such an effect!

The mentality changed instantly. The old man and old woman from the Gu tribe who had just beaten people waved at Gu Zheng who was still standing there stupidly:

"What are you doing? Come here! Are we signing a surrender document or a submission document?"

The topic changed too quickly, and Gu Zheng, who was unable to change his mind, showed a rare childlike confusion: (x_x;)

!!! ??? ??? !!!

No, I have never fought a battle like this before, give me some time!

Is the war really over? And the Gu tribe has surrendered without resistance?

Then what about the letter I wrote to the emperor and the battle plan?

Without losing a single soldier, and yet we harvested a bunch of snake gallbladders, can this still be considered a war?

Gu Zheng was confused and bewildered, but the Gu people did not give him a chance and asked him to choose between the two. They guided Xu Qingqing and the Gu God to sign the documents of surrender.

The new high priest on crutches slapped the document into his arms:

"Let's go! You're standing here, I can't hit you, I can't scold you, but I'm still very angry just looking at you!"

"Get down the mountain quickly! Otherwise we'll see you getting upset!"

Gu Zheng went down the mountain in a daze, and only came to his senses halfway through. He held the surrender document in his arms and cried with snot and tears╯▂╰:

Grandfather! I have finally fulfilled your last wish!

The moment Xu Qingqing signed the agreement, a mechanical voice sounded in her mind:

[Ding! The host successfully recaptured the Gu tribe, merit points +600!]

[Ding! The argumentative value is +3000!]

[Ding! The argumentative value is +1500!]

Xu Qingqing (′△｀)? !

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[Xiao Yuer, why do you have the value of being a nitpicker? I didn't curse anyone just now?]