The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Qingqing came to the high priest and slapped him on the face dozens of times, turning the high priest's pale face red!

[Wake up! Lao Deng! Open your eyes and look at this world!]

The people around him subconsciously covered their facesヘ(_ _ヘ):

It hurts! It hurts so much, it hurts just looking at it!

The high priest who was awakened by the beating opened his eyes dazedly, and saw Xu Qingqing shaking her hands and crying in pain:

"Does your hand hurt?"

Xu Qingqing stared at his skinny old face∑ (′△｀)? ! :

"Yeah! You have too many bones on your face, they hurt me!"

"My hands hurt, doesn't your face hurt?"

[This shouldn’t be the case! My hands are numb, how come this person’s face isn’t swollen?]

[Did I hit too softly? I should have brought the Thunderbolt earlier!]

When the other Gu tribe members heard this, their mouths twitched in shock:(?●?)

! ! ! ! ! !

This was a light blow. If the high priest didn’t have many teeth, eight of his teeth would have been knocked out!

The high priest felt something was wrong with his face:

"Hiss! My last two teeth seem to be loose."

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and a burnt, blackened tooth popped out!

Other members of the Gu tribe:

! ! ! ! ! ! !

The high priest spit out his teeth and covered his chest:

"Why do I feel so empty in my chest?"

[What? This person lost too much blood and became stupid? Of course it’s because I burned the poisonous insect in your chest to death!]

[]That is to say, your first wife, whom you forced to love, has now escaped the control of the Tongxin Gu! ]

Other members of the Gu tribe (???_????):

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Oh my goodness! What does forced love mean?

In other words, the wife of the Gu tribe's high priest was forcibly controlled by the high priest's Tongxin Gu?

I was saying that the Saint of the previous term clearly liked the Gu God of the previous term!

Because the Gu God does not marry, he has sworn not to marry in this life!

Why did she suddenly become so sweet with the high priest and insist on marrying no one else but him? It turns out she was poisoned by the same-heart poison!

The high priest felt groggy and his head was not clear. He wanted to fall asleep!

But as soon as he closed his eyes, Xu Qingqing's slap came down. She didn't just slap him on the face, but evenly slapped him all over the body!

Especially the stomach, the high priest was almost vomiting after being beaten!

Xu Qingqing put her index and middle fingers together, and asked the people around her to pull up one of the high priest's arms and hit his wrist hard:

[He only pulled out the crook of his arm. This old man is not ordinary!]

The other members of the Gu Clan looked at the high priest's arm, which was red from being whipped, and gasped again:

terrible! It's really terrible!

The unusual old man, who was beaten by Xu Qingqing, suddenly sat up from the ground, holding his dizzy head, and his breathing became more rapid (?-﹏-?):

"Why am I so groggy!"

Xu Qingqing blew on her fingers, preparing to explode her brain:

"That's because he lost too much blood. Didn't you see the blood dripping from the altar?"

"You haven't lost as much as that woman who had just given birth!"

"How does it feel? Isn't it wonderful?"

[Look, I'm such a good person. I only let you experience the feeling of blood loss, but didn't give the old man the feeling of ten levels of pain!]

The high priest only saw the vague shadow of Xu Qingqing. Apart from her inner voice, all other sounds were buzzing:

"What on earth do you want to do? All my poisonous insects are dead. Can't you let me sleep for a while? I am old and I will die if I don't sleep..."

Seeing the high priest fainting again, Xu Qingqing flicked his finger at his head:

[Look at my Lao Tan bouncing! ! ]

[Want to sleep soundly? Don’t even think about it. Until the woman in labor comes out alive, none of you should run away!]

"Why are you sleeping? Get up! The altar is right here. Your ancestors agree with what you just said. They will not let you die!"

"Someone come and help him to the altar. Let your high priest go to the altar and save his ancestors and see if he can make him young again and alive and kicking!"

Other members of the Gu tribe ((o(＞皿＜)o)) !!

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"Sir, we are worshipping our ancestors, not the immortals! How can it make people return to youth?"

Xu Qingqing looked at him sideways (?? ?′Д`?)?彡:

"So you also know that you are not asking for help from the immortals! No one has given you magical powers!"

"Then when I asked Doctor Xu to save people just now, I didn't see you come out to stop him?"

[It’s not me who is wise after the event!]

The person who was speaking was choked and shut up awkwardly, but someone stepped forward!

At this time, the Gu God walked forward leisurely, picked up the high priest from the ground with one hand, and walked towards the altar holding him by the back of the collar!

The other members of the Gu tribe were dumbfounded〣( oΔo )〣:

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Lord Gu God has always been indifferent to current affairs, why is he so active now?

"Master Gu Shen, this is not good!"

Xu Qingqing's interpretation: ~(￣▽￣～)~

[This is totally beneath your dignity. Now you look like a lackey!]

[This makes us, the Gu tribe, lose face!]

The Gu tribe member who spoke:(???_????):

……

Although it is the truth, please don't say it out loud!

The Gu God sighed slightly:

The development of the Gu tribe is inseparable from your contributions!

He threw the coral snake in his arms out and imitated Xu Qingqing's tone:

"Go! Pikachu~"

The coral snake followed the arc it was thrown into and landed on the man's hand. Without waiting for him to react, it opened its mouth and bit him!

The man was so frightened that he stepped back repeatedly, covering his hands and shouting:

"Where's the medicine! Where's the antidote! Ahhh! I was bitten by a poisonous snake!"

Xu Qingqing took out her detoxification pill and asked him:

"I have an antidote pill here that can cure snake venom without leaving any sequelae. Do you want it?"

The man nodded without hesitation:

"I want it!"

"Then I'll put it on the altar, and you can take it yourself!"

"Okay, okay! Let it go!"

Xu Qingqing is confused:

"But I'm an outsider, can I really be placed on the altar?"

"Or, you can ask your ancestors for help!"

The man shook his head without hesitation:

"Yes! Yes! You can put it on the altar. It's better to pray for the present than to pray for the ancestors!"

[Look! He also knows how to find medicine, and he also knows that the altar is unreliable!]

While complaining, Xu Qingqing walked to the altar, took out two pieces of tape from her arms, and stuck them on the high priest's upper eyelids!

At the same time, take out Jing Lei and talk to Xu Qingqing while wearing Jing Lei:

[Sister! How's it going?]

On the other side came Xu Qingqing's anxious but not panicked voice:

[The bleeding has stopped. I am turning the mother into the fetal position!]

[If the transfer is unsuccessful, I can only choose a caesarean section! ]

Xu Qingqing thought of the videos she had seen in her previous life, the ones about hair loss, stretch marks, domestic violence, and sheep embolism.

Each of these makes people live in fear all the time, so much so that every time they want to fall in love, they rush to see a cow hoof trimmer.

[What are the chances that both mother and child are safe?]

Xu Qingqing thought about it and made a conservative estimate:

[Eighty percent chance!]

Xu Qingqing suddenly laughed (′??w??｀):

[Isn’t this 100 percent?]

[Sister, come on, I’m going to start showing off!]