The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[Aiya! Don’t kill people with your eyes. It’s useless whether you kill me or Yang Fan!]

[Another culprit is on the run!]

The people of the Gu tribe were startled when they heard this. They turned around immediately and saw Yang Fan’s third brother sneaking out of the door!

Yang Fan's second brother, who was fighting with Yang Fan for the child, took a quick step forward and grabbed his third brother, his eyes full of disappointment:

"Third brother, our eldest brother was knocked unconscious, and you didn't want to come and help carry him. Where are you going now?"

Yang Fan's third brother was all smiles:

"It's all to save big brother! I'll go outside and find something to carry big brother!"

[Where to go? Let’s run away!]

[He knew the way down the mountain, and was waiting for Yang Fan to snatch the child away! He got some money from Yang Fan!]

[Then he took his monkey girl and fled from here, living a wandering life in the dense woods!]

All the people of the Gu tribe, including the Gu God╭(°?°)╮╰(°?°)╯:

Huh? It turns out that sleeping with his sister-in-law was not voluntary. He was selling himself as a gigolo!

Also, he has never left the mountains since he was a child. How did he meet Miss Hou? And how does she live in the woods? If I didn’t know him, I would have thought he liked monkeys!

Everyone in the Gu tribe sneered, and the next moment Xu Qingqing's voice rang out again:

[It’s amazing to say the least. I’ve seen a human-shemale relationship before, but this is my first time seeing a human-monkey relationship!]

[If he was in love with a golden monkey, I would think he had good taste! But he just happened to like a monkey that looked like the monkeys in Mount Emei!]

[Let’s talk about this: how did he find a monkey so handsome and fall in love with her at first sight?]

During this time, all the Gu tribe members and Yang Fan's second and third brothers were greatly stimulated.

what!

What is this heading towards?

He had only followed them to kill monkeys a few times, so how could he develop feelings for a red-bottomed monkey!

Yang Fan's second brother's face turned black, he tightly grasped his third brother's arm, his voice was filled with gnashing teeth:

Tell me, what on earth do you want to do outside?

Seeing that he couldn't escape and was being held tightly, Yang Fan's third brother simply gave up and pointed at the child:

"What are you doing? That's not the child you were fighting over! It's mine!"

"But I don't want it, because there are people, no, there are monkeys who are willing to give birth to me!"

"Even though she's not a human, I like her very much! I'd totally accept her giving birth to a child for me!"

[Hahahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, there are plenty of monkeys willing to give birth to monkeys for you! ]

[A real monkey, a furry one, clinging to vines in the forest, howling back and forth!]

Hearing his third brother say this, Yang Hang's second brother was so angry that his neck and forehead were red:

"What on earth do you want to do! Did my brother and I treat you badly? Or what? Why don't you want to be with a good girl and get together with a monkey?"

Yang Fan's third brother glared at Xu Qingqing angrily!!?(╬???)? :

It’s all this woman’s fault, otherwise I wouldn’t have been discovered!

But he didn't dare to go too close, for fear of being electrocuted by Xu Qingqing!

So he could only vent his anger on his second brother:

"You still say it's for my own good? How can you do it for my own good?"

"For my own good, leaving me hungry and cold?"

"For my own good, let me sleep with my sister-in-law?"

When Yang Fan's second brother heard what his third brother said, he immediately felt a little guilty:

His parents died early, and it was the two brothers who worked hard for the family! Naturally, there were things that they could not take care of the third brother!

[Oh my! This boy is really good! He even uses his brother's feelings to evade responsibility!]

[If you like monkeys, then like monkeys. Although I don’t agree with it, I agree with species diversity. If you really want to like it, then you can have a sadomasochistic love story between humans and monkeys. No one can stop you!]

[Come! Let me see why he insists on having a human-monkey...love affair!]

All the Gu tribe members who are still in shock:(?Д?≡?Д?)?

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How do I look at this thing?

Then they saw a miracle the next second. A picture appeared above Xu Qingqing's head, which showed the scene after the war between the monkeys and the Gu tribe!

"what……"

One of the Gu tribe members couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise. Xu Qingqing, who was watching the scene in her sea of ​​consciousness, subconsciously raised her head and looked outside the door:

[What happened? What good news did I miss?]

[Why are you looking past me at the door? Is the monkey here to propose marriage?]

When Xu Qingqing raised her head, the picture above her head disappeared. The other members of the Gu Clan glared at that person:

Shut your mouth, if you keep talking, get out! Don't delay us from watching gossip, no! Eat melons!

The man shut up aggrievedly. Xu Qingqing looked outside and saw that there was no one there, so she lowered her head to eat melon again.

The picture above Xu Qingqing's head appeared again, showing the backs of the man and the monkey walking away.

All the Gu tribe members exchanged glances:

Is this the battlefield after three hundred rounds of battle between humans and monkeys?

Yes! Nothing wrong! But isn't it about the romance between Yang Fan's third brother and Monkey? Why did it cut to the battlefield?

While everyone was still wondering what was going on, the image above Xu Qingqing's head was zoomed in and fixed under a tree.

When all the Gu tribe members saw that there was a person lying under the tree, they couldn't help but gasp (′?д?｀):

Is this Yang Fan’s third brother?

[Damn! The Gu tribe is really good, they actually left the wounded on the battlefield! How irresponsible of human life!]

The people of the Gu tribe couldn't help but blush when they heard Xu Qingqing say this:

The tribe always starts to move out after they have counted enough people! Which war was this? How could we forget one person!

Everyone stared at the screen, trying to find some clues. Someone exclaimed quietly and whispered to the people around him:

"No! Look at Third Brother Yang Fan, he should be twelve or thirteen years old!"

"The tribe has always valued children. Children cannot go to the war before they are fifteen years old. He must have gone secretly!"

All the Gu Clan members suddenly realized what was happening and looked at Yang Fan's third brother. Yang Fan's third brother was angry:

"What are you looking at? I'm not the only one who has done this. Didn't Aji and Axiang also go there? But you brought them back!"

"You just value other people more than me!"

Aji and Axiang (?; ???) who are still imprisoned in Gu's army:

……

We were hung on the altar for three days as examples, and you didn't say a word!

It was unknown how long Yang Fan's third brother had been lying in the picture, and then a group of monkeys appeared. Perhaps they smelled a strange smell, and several little monkeys surrounded the fainted Yang Fan's third brother and chattered!

Yang Fan's third brother, who was being pulled by his second brother, stared at a little monkey in the picture with love overflowing from his eyes:

My sweetheart monkey, what a handsome guy, so good looking!

[Tsk tsk! What a beast! This little monkey is at most three years old, no more! Yang Fan's third brother is so crazy that he can even like this!]

Although everyone in the Gu Clan felt that Third Brother Yang Fan's behavior was unreasonable, they still argued with Xu Qingqing in their hearts:

Monkeys can reproduce at the age of four, so three years old is about the same age as Yang Fan's third brother! Young people adore monkeys, but they are not beasts!

What's more, the monkey is a beast!

There were several little monkeys in the picture. They first chirped around Yang Fan's third brother. One of the little monkeys gestured something.

The other little monkeys ran to a nearby place and took a few lumps of shit. Then they came back, raised their buttocks and sat on Yang Fan's third brother, rubbing back and forth:

[Ah...hahahahahaha, if I'm not mistaken, the little monkey who was giving orders just now is Yang Fan's third brother's girlfriend!]

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia! His girlfriend asked other monkeys to wipe shit on him, does he know about this? ! ]

[What a selfless girlfriend! What's the difference between this and letting other people ride on your boyfriend's head and shit on him!]

All Gu tribe members (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ:

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Why does Yang Fan’s third brother look a little dirty and a little funny now?