The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Tie Da took Xu Qingqing back to the courtyard quickly. Xu Qingqing saw the empty flower bed from a distance, and a figure carrying a large package at her door. Xu Qingqing was anxious:

Oh no, someone stole the body!

Patting Tieda's head, Xu Qingqing was about to go over and give Lao Deng a bear paw. But when he saw Tieer still lying next to the firewood pile, his pupils trembled:

Why didn't Tie Er yell when there were other people around? This is very strange. Could it be... Could it be that the ugly old man has become a zombie! ! ! !

"Five Thunder Generals, General Fire Train, soaring into the sky and falling to the ground, driving thunder and clouds, with thousands of troops... Hurry up and obey the order!"

Shouting slogans, Xu Qingqing rushed over. The old Taoist priest, who was still fiddling with the bolt on the door, was startled and almost hit by the oncoming bear paw. He was so angry that his beard stood up high:

"What are you doing, you little bitch? You want to treat me to bear paws? Cook them for me!"

Xu Qingqing looked at him warily and confusedly, then took a step back:

"Such a high level, he can speak as soon as he achieves success!"

The experienced man blew his beard and glared:

"What are you talking about?"

Xu Qingqing reacted and shook her head, her eyes wide open:

"Ugly old man, you played dead to trick me."

The old Taoist immediately flew out:

"What do you mean by pretending to be dead? I was just breathing like a turtle. How can you call it a lie when it comes to Taoist matters? I have the final say!"

Xu Qingqing pursued relentlessly:

"Okay, okay! I see you don't want to rest, you want to die!"

Tieda walked leisurely towards Tieer, picked up the bamboo shoots on the ground and sat down:

"Eating bamboo shoots, second brother."

"Well! What are they doing again?"

“The woman said this is called anti-stereotype education!”

The two of them ran away from each other and he chased them all the way until they stopped at the edge of a cliff, with the old Taoist holding one foot in the air:

"Don't come over here again, or I'll jump!"

Xu Qingqing's nose was crooked with anger:

"Jump, jump right now. If you really want to leave, just jump!"

The old Taoist paused for a moment, then jumped up without hesitation:

Hehe! You silly girl, you didn’t know that there is a cave I arranged below. You will definitely see it if you are lucky, little girl!

Xu Qingqing raised her hands, opened and closed her mouth, and then opened and closed it again, as if she was dumbfounded:

The ugly old man has a cruel heart. If you want to leave, just say so. Although you don't know that I know there is a cave below, but you jump straight down like this, I am so sad!

Xu Qingqing returned to the Taoist temple in a depressed mood, picked up the letter on the door knocker and opened it directly. There were three sentences on it:

"Fake girl, your ugly father has ascended to heaven."

"We'll meet again if we're lucky."

"You should return home as soon as possible, or you will be in big trouble!"

Xu Qingqing's eyes were red, and she wanted to tear up the letter. She said in a hoarse voice:

"You don't want to take me straight, not only are you pretending to be dead, you're also cursing me for bad luck, you have no humanity!"

"If you tell me to go home, I'll go home, but I won't!"

After sitting all night, Xu Qingqing started cleaning early the next morning. She waited all night but the Taoist priest still didn't come. At dawn again, Xu Qingqing said goodbye to Tieda and Tieer:

"My friend, waiter! My sister is gone. There are some green vegetables in the back. Eat slowly. If you finish them, they will be gone."

"Uh-huh!"

"Where are you going? I'm going to wander around. I'll go wherever I want. Don't worry, I have money!"

"Uh-huh?"

"Go home? If I don't go home, what if there's a fake daughter at home? I don't want to get into trouble with anyone!"

"No? No, that won't work. I'm used to being wild, I can't be a lady from a rich family!"

"Uh-huh!"

Xu Qingqing stroked the prickly fur of the two bears:

"Don't climb so high again. If you fall down next time, no one will save you. And don't go where there are people. They like bear paws too much!"

"Goodbye. Bear!"

In her dream, Xu Qingqing's brows were furrowed so tightly that they could pinch a fly to death. She began to roll over and over. In her dream, she came to an inn. Xu Qingqing looked at the waiter speechlessly:

"You may not believe this, but as soon as I sat down, the bed collapsed!"

The second child's face was not very good either:

Oh! What bad luck! If this person was a fat girl, I could blame her for eating too much, but she is just a child, it is not easy for me to do anything!

"Snapped!"

There was a sound of porcelain breaking. The waiter turned around and saw Xu Qingqing holding the handle of a teapot. On the ground lay a broken teapot with the tea leaves still steaming.

Seeing the waiter looking at her, Xu Qingqing smiled awkwardly.

"I just wanted to have a cup of tea, but my handle broke by itself."

The waiter has a headache, it would be bad if this scalds the customer:

"Sir, please move aside, or you'll get burned!"

"Okay, okay! Thank you for your help."

Crack! This time it came from Xu Qingqing's feet. The waiter's lips were trembling:

"A hole in the floor?"

Xu Qingqing jumped away, looked down at the big hole, and made eye contact with the man who was bathing below. Xu Qingqing swallowed her saliva:

If she hadn't jumped away quickly, she would have had to share a bucket with the man!

Xu Qingqing and the waiter both withdrew their gazes from their downward direction at the same time, feeling very embarrassed.

Waiter:

I told the things in this room were old and asked the shopkeeper to replace them, but he was reluctant to do so. Now I am in trouble.

Xu Qingqing: What should I do? What should I do? This is the eighth inn I’ve stayed in. I can’t be kicked out again!

At this time, the shopkeeper's loud apology and the sound of coming upstairs came from downstairs:

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'll go check it out right away and give the customer a satisfactory reply!"

Then the door of Xu Qingqing's room was pushed open, and the three people's six eyes turned back and forth.

Then Xu Qingqing was escorted out the door by the polite shopkeeper:

"Miss, it's all our inn's fault. Your room fee is waived. These two taels are our compensation to you!"

Xu Qingqing didn't want to, she hadn't slept in a bed for a long time:

"How about trying another one?"

The shopkeeper thought of the girl just walking into another room and the vase falling down, and the broken table leg after another step. He couldn't help but shudder:

"Miss, our inn is small and can't accommodate your body. Why don't you go to another inn?"

Xu Qingqing went out and sat at the noodle stall, looking up at the sky and sighing:

It's over. I have to live in the wild again. I hope the sky is clear, there are no snakes, insects, rats or ants, and I hope I won't fall from the tree.

A bird flew across the sky, and a black and white object fell directly onto the center of Xu Qingqing's forehead.

Xu Qingqing gritted her teeth and finally understood what the ugly old man meant. If she didn't go home, she would be really unlucky. The further she walked in the opposite direction of home, the unluckier she would be. If she walked a little towards the capital, her bad luck would be less.

Xu Qingqing had no choice but to rent a horse carriage and run back as fast as possible to recognize her relatives!

Xu Qingqing seemed to be about to open her eyes in her sleep, but was stopped by a female voice again. She raised her hand to slap her:

"You are Xu Qingqing, who am I!"

In the dream, Xu Qingqing grabbed her hand and threw it back:

"I don't care who you are. Who you are has nothing to do with me!"

The female voice screamed:

"No, no, no! You are not you, I am you, leave now! Otherwise I will beat you to death!"