The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Yang Lan got out of bed and was about to walk towards Xu Qingqing:

[Ouch! Looking at her angry little face, let me see, did she lift her left foot first, or her right foot?]

Yang Lan raised her foot and subconsciously looked down at her feet:

Does lifting that foot make any difference?

The next second, the pupils trembled violently (;?Д?)!:

Ahhh! Why are my feet tied? I pull my feet back, I pull them back! I pull them back!

[One, two, three, down!]

As expected, I couldn’t retract the force of my leg and tried to use my hands for support, but then I realized my hands were also trapped!

Yang Lan fell over towards Xu Qingqing!

The Saint of Southern Frontier made an explosion (ノ゜?゜)ノ:

"Hold her, hold her quickly! She is a saint-to-be! Even a little disfigurement on her face is not allowed!"

Xu Qingqing stretched out her hand and held Yang Lan's chest to stop her from falling and avoid the possibility of disfigurement!

Cao Zixu looked at Yang Lan with an especially incredible and strange look in his eyes:

"Saintess of Southern Border, have the elders in your tribe ever told you that it is becoming increasingly difficult to select your saints?"

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang was stunned:

"How did you know?"

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, after all, someone like Yang Lan can be a saint, which shows how difficult it is to choose! ]

Yang Lan, who had just stood up, jumped towards Xu Qingqing, looking as if she wanted to bite a piece of her flesh off (●—●):

"You silly girl, who are you talking about? I am the most beautiful girl in our Gu tribe!"

Xu Qingqing jogged two steps to avoid her:

[Oh! Not only is it hard to choose the Saint, it’s also hard to choose the most beautiful one!]

"Ahhh! You bandit, I'm not done with you!"

Xu Qingqing was circling the mahjong table, and Yang Lan was chasing after her. After chasing her, Yang Lan belatedly looked at the Saint of Southern Xinjiang:

"Sister! You are actually playing mahjong with Gu Jiajun happily, and he is our mortal enemy!"

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang rolled her eyes:

"Aren't you also chasing after Xu Qingqing?"

Yang Lan (?o ? o?):

……

How can I explain this? It looks like they are just playing around!

[That’s right, that’s right, you only allow the officials to set fires, but not the people to light lamps! This is not right!]

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang pulled Yang Lan to sit down:

"How did you get to the old site? Why did the Gu God let you go out?!"

When it comes to this, Yang Lan feels wronged (???︿???):

"We were originally out to steal from you, but we were passing by the old site and saw two people sneaking around in night clothes."

"I wondered if it was someone from Gu's army, so I went over with Aji and Axiang to check it out, but before we could say a few words, he fainted!"

"We don't even know where Lord Gushen's silver ring snake has gone!"

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang is incredible:(;｀O′)o

"You brought out Lord Gushen's silver ring snake?!!!"

Yang Lan's neck shrank (〃?w?):

"Yes! Lord Gu God agreed!"

[What the hell? There was a snake yesterday? Was it the Gu God’s snake? I wonder if the Gu God has any hobbies like the Indians? He dances with snakes whenever he wants! I really want to see it!]

The silver ring snake, which was being cared for by several people, finally returned to its owner after crossing mountains and rivers from its old location. It felt that it had completed the journey it had to swim in its entire life today!

The Gu God, who was feeding blood to a worm, was quite surprised to see the Bungarus snake coming back alone. He stretched out his hand to the ground, waited for the Bungarus snake to swim up, and touched its scales thoughtfully:

"Not even one of them has come back! It looks like the Gu family army this time is more difficult to deal with than before!"

"Then let's send someone out to check it out at daybreak!"

The next morning, Xu Qingqing went out to hunt but failed, and came back to play mahjong until the early morning. Just after falling asleep for a while, he heard Jiang Yingyu shouting outside the tent:

"Military Supervisor, wake up! The Gu Tribe has sent an envoy! The General wants you to meet him!"

Xu Qingqing turned over and covered her head:

[I don’t want to listen! I don’t want to listen to the monk chanting!]

[If you don't let me sleep, I'll kill you!]

Jiang Yingyu:_(?w?」∠)_ I was caught in the crossfire

……

Why am I the one calling for help again!

"Military Supervisor, the one coming this time is an old man, of the same generation as our old General Gu, and he is almost 70 years old. I heard that he married 28 wives in his lifetime and had 89 children, the youngest of whom just turned one month old today!"

Xu Qingqing, who was covering herself with a quilt, moved her ears.

Jiang Yingyu outside heard that there was no other voice, so he hurriedly continued:

"Moreover, his eldest son's grandson married his youngest daughter. That's right! Didn't you hear that he didn't marry his aunt, but his great-aunt. He's a relative!"

Xu Qingqing in the room opened her eyes:

[So exciting? This is definitely an incestuous relationship!]

Jiang Yingyu outside nodded:

Who says it's not true? And you even said the Three Blessings. How can you say the Three Blessings like this?

But it’s good as long as the military supervisor is willing to listen!

"And what else! Do you know who this old man's youngest daughter-in-law is?"

Xu Qingqing's curiosity was piqued, and she heard Jiang Yingyu outside asking and answering himself:

"It's him and his first wife, the eldest daughter..."

Xu Qingqing sat up suddenly (? words?╬):

[This person is a beast!]

Jiang Yingyu outside laughed secretly:

The military inspector is right, everything should be left in suspense. Look, she is also being controlled.

So I continued what I just said with ψ(｀?′)ψ:

"The eldest daughter of the eldest daughter's cousin's family!"

Xu Qingqing, who was listening inside, felt numb and stood up to put on her shoesヾ(￣0￣； )ノ:

[Wait a minute, I'll smooth it out!]

[The eldest daughter of the eldest wife’s eldest daughter’s cousin’s eldest daughter!]

[The cousin of the eldest daughter born to the eldest wife... is the brother of the uncle's family. The daughter born to the cousin is called cousin aunt! ]

[So should we call the eldest lady "grandmaid" or "grandaunt"? ]

[Ah! How complicated! In his family, one woman has three generations of inheritance, and one man has three generations of inheritance! It’s really explosive!]

Jiang Yingyu only heard the analysis, but didn't see the door open, so he increased his firepower again:

"You don't even know. That's not the point. The point is that they share...a wife!"

"Do you know how many of his wives are co-wives?"

The door of the tent suddenly opened. Xu Qingqing couldn't help but look eager to eat melons. She looked so energetic, totally different from the listless look just now.

"What envoy? I must go and meet him in person. I must not lose the diplomatic demeanor of a great power!"

Jiang Yingyu, who is about to ask for all the melons he got from Aji and Axiang^( ???)_Ψ :

It’s good that you can get out. Whatever the other party’s intentions are, it all depends on you, Military Inspector!

[Depend on!!!]

As soon as Xu Qingqing arrived at Gu Zheng's military tent, she couldn't help but swear:

[Twenty-eight daughters-in-law, twenty-seven co-wives! What a blast!]

The Gu tribe's chief priest had white hair and beard, and looked like a wise old man. Hearing Xu Qingqing's voice, he remained silent:

The girl didn't open her mouth just now, where did the sound come from?

[Huh? Yang Lan is also one of his children! And she was born to him and his cousin! No wonder she is so silly! This is inbreeding!]