The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The saint gnashed her teeth!!?(╬???)?

This joke is not going away, right?

Xu Qingqing declared war again:

"Listen up, everyone inside. If you don't come out, my Gu family army will launch an indiscriminate attack!!"

[Tsk tsk tsk… But this Gu God looks quite young and pretty!! At this age and with this level of experience, he must be an extraordinary talent to be able to become a Gu God!!]

[Hey! If such an excellent person is willing to seduce me... (Kitten bites finger)]

[hey-hey……]

Southern Border Saint (???_??):

……

I'm tired! I don't love you anymore! Do whatever you want! You naive girl!

The Gu God looked through the drone, as if he wanted to see the person opposite him. His eyes were as sharp as an eagle, which shocked everyone!

He put his hands behind his back, looking like he had everything under control. All the Gu tribe gathered around him, looking at their gods in anger:

"Humph! The damn Gu family army actually came to provoke our Lord Gu God again!"

"The leader of the Gu Family Army died under the curse of my Gu God. Where did you get the courage to come here?"

"Hahahaha(?w?)hiahiahia, are all the Gu family soldiers dead? Why does it sound like a little girl is declaring war!"

"Master Gu God, give them a good beating. Make sure they die without a single one of them returns!"

"Right, right, right! Make sure they die without a single one left!"

As the Gu tribe members waited in anticipation, the Gu God slowly raised one hand and pointed his index finger at the drone above his head:

"Come over here if you have the guts! Declare war!!"

Xu Qingqing and Xu Qingqing≡└('o')┘≡┌('o')┐:

[This damn familiar feeling makes my silence deafening!]

[His beauty and mystery just now are gone!]

[Since they have provoked me!!]

[Cannon fire!!!]

Gu Jiajun was puzzled. This was not a normal way of speaking to challenge a fight. Why did the military supervisor and deputy military supervisor react like this?

Gu Zheng thought Xu Qingqing didn't understand the rules of war, so he spoke at the top of his voice into the microphone:

"The Southern Xinjiang Gu Tribe used Gu insects to persecute the emperor and the crown prince of our Han Dynasty, causing instability in our country, unrest in the hearts of the people, and unrest among the people!"

"Today I have come to defeat the Gu tribe in southern Xinjiang, appease the people, and protect the country forever!"

"The Gu family army is here to declare war!"

The Gu God's eyes darkened slightly:

"Okay! We'll start the battle in two days at the old site!"

When the Gu God accepted the declaration of war, Gu Zheng waved his hand:

"Everyone, set up camp near the old site of the Gu Clan!"

"Yes!"

Seeing the Gu family army marching forward in a mighty force, Xu Qingqing and Xu Qingqing, who had already prepared their cannons, were dumbfounded:

[? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[First of all, what the hell is Gu Zheng talking about? When did the country become unstable, people's hearts become turbulent, and the people become uneasy? The emperor is now healthy enough to eat two cows!]

[What does the following mean? How can enemies be so polite when they meet?]

[How can we still have discussions? Do we need to notify each other before a war?]

"General Gu, I don't understand. What's the difference between this and making an appointment to fight in the woods after school?"

"And you tell lies in a very plausible way!"

Gu Zheng cleared his throat and motioned Xu Qingqing to look at the lush trees around him:

"It makes no difference, we're also going to have a fight in the woods!"

Xu Qingqing(?●?):

……

Is the fight we are talking about a fight? The grove is a grove!

Just tell me if it’s a small forest!

"As for the military supervisor, the key to fighting a war is to have a legitimate reason. As the saying goes, 'If the army goes out without a legitimate reason, nothing can be done. If the reason is not right, the words will not flow. If the words are not flowing, nothing can be done.'"

"Tell me, if you hadn't saved the emperor, would our Han Dynasty have been in chaos?

"So, I'm not lying. I'm just expressing the unthinkable consequences in a visual way."

Xu Qingqing(?(=1w1=)?:

???! ???

[It sounds very reasonable!]

"As for the challenge, it's a customary rule. It's unethical to launch a surprise attack without a challenge!"

[! ! ? ? ! ! ]

[So this is how the phrase "disrespecting martial virtues" is used! Another day to see the world!]

[Since it is unethical to launch a surprise attack without a fight, then we have already made a fight! Then why don’t we launch a surprise attack tonight?]

[When the time comes, we can move South Xinjiang south without spending a single soldier, so that the soldiers will not be harmed! ! ]

All the Gu family troops began to set up camp?(=￣.￣||)?:

……

It can be seen that although our military supervisor has no martial ethics, he really cares about us!

The Gu family army set up camp and discussed the battle plan. The Gu tribe was also busy:

The Gu God lazily lay on the armchair, the silver ring snake on his wrist hissing and spitting out its tongue:

"Now that the matter has been exposed and they have come to our door, do you have any solution?"

A woman covered in accessories stood up:

"What else can we do? Let's fight! We can kill the old thief Gu right in front of us! Our grandfathers could win, so why can't we?"

An old man with crutches blushed and coughed lightly:

"Lan'er, what can I do for you? Sit down!"

Silly boy, if we had won, we could have lived on the top of a mountain! ! That old man Gu died, it was his bad luck, we just benefited from it!

The woman was not convinced:

"Grandpa! My sister is still in the hands of Gu Jiajun! Who knows what kind of torture he is putting her through!"

The old man's expression froze:

That’s right! The strange thing that fell down was not a saint, but a portrait!

The old man poked the spot with his cane again and again, and finally looked at the Gu God who was still lazily sitting on the armchair:

"Master Gu God, it's a dark and windy night outside, and there are murders and arson. Why don't we go and steal the Saint back!"

"Okay! Go!"

The Gu God solved the problem, straightened his clothes, and was about to get up, but the silver ring snake, which was as lazy as himself, bit his tiger's mouth.

Blood immediately flowed out, the Gu God smiled slightly and flicked the Bungarus's head:

"What's wrong? Are you bored after not going out for so long? Do you want to go over and take a look? But I don't have time, and there are still many bugs to feed!"

"How about this! Would you like to go with Lan'er?"

The silver ring snake cleverly loosened the mouth of the Gu God and began to circle around the Gu God's wrist.

He's just like a child who throws a tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants!

The girl named Lan'er quickly spoke:

"Master Gu God, why don't you just follow him! After all, if you leave Xiao Huan to me, I won't be able to keep an eye on him. In the blink of an eye, he will be gone!"

The Gu God frowned slightly, making the red mole between his eyebrows look even more dazzling!

In the Gu Family Army camp, Xu Qingqing and Cao Zixu put on their night clothes:

"Qingqing! Are you really not going? Adventures are super fun! If you don't go, can we leave?"

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, it's a dark and windy night, it's the perfect time to hunt for treasures, maybe I can even sneak attack the Gu tribe! Let's go!]

Zhao Bin and Li Peng looked at each other outside the three-person tentヽ(????︿???)?:

……

Should we treat it as a discovery or as if we didn’t?