The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 147 A tried and tested trick
"Well! That's not impossible. How about an 800-word self-review?"
Gu Rong and Gu Jiajun:?????(>д<;)?????:
He has already reached adulthood, why does he have to write a self-criticism? I hope the military supervisor will not treat us like this in the future!
Gu Zheng nodded secretly:
Miss Xu not only saved my family's life, but also reformed us! I will write to my mother and ask her to send some gold and silver to the Xu family!
Jiang Yingyu saw his general looking at the military supervisor and then at the deputy general, and suddenly an idea came to him. He approached Gu Zheng and whispered:
"General, do you want the Second Master to marry the Military Supervisor? Do you want me to help bring them together? Although the Military Supervisor is still young, it is still possible to arrange a marriage in advance!"
Gu Zheng glared at him fiercely:
"Get lost! That bastard still wants to marry Miss Xu Qingqing! You are really wishful thinking for him!"
Jiang Yingyu whispered:
"Then why are you looking back and forth between the two of you? I thought you were interested in Miss Xu Qingqing!"
"I didn't expect you to be such a general. Now you want the Second Master to see his sister-in-law!"
It took a long while for Gu Zheng to react (╬◣w◢), and he kicked Jiang Yingyu on the buttocks, knocking him to the ground:
! ! ! !
"Get lost! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll make you write an 800-word self-criticism!"
Jiang Yingyu slipped away\(⊙Д⊙????)/:
Slip away, slip away!
[Ouch! What are these expressions? They are in pain! Just cry! After all, I have written about it too!]
[Hehe! How about I arrange ideological and political education classes? That would be exciting]
When Gu Jiajun heard this, he immediately signaled Gu Rong with his eyes (?° ?? ?°) ?*?:
Agree now! Otherwise it will be more than 800 words, maybe 8,000 or 80,000 words!
Gu Rong thought of the days when he was forced to study and could not leave his house, and nodded impatiently:
"Military Supervisor! I'll hand it over to you tomorrow! How about we talk about the escaped corpse and the crying girl first!"
The escaped corpse had fainted from the pain. The crying girl saw Xu Qingqing coming over and crying, so she grabbed Xu Qingqing's ankle:
"General! I really am from the Han Dynasty!"
"My father and I have no other choice! My mother is seriously ill, my brother is in school, and my father and I are in poor health and can't do housework, so we can only come out to cheat and deceive!"
"We have been hungry for several days. We had no choice but to come up with this trick! I think you are all soldiers, so you must be patriotic and protect the people!"
"My father and I don't have any other intentions. We just want to ask for something to eat, even if it's just coarse grain buns. Nothing else... huh? Huh? Huh?"
The crying girl looked at the bags of buns falling beside her, and her eyes were a little confused. She even hesitated to hug Xu Qingqing:
Where did this guy’s buns come from?
"Didn't you say it was just for a couple of bites? Even whole grain steamed buns are fine?"
"I don't have steamed buns, but I have a lot of dumplings with various fillings. Eat them! I will make sure you feel my love for the people!"
The crying girl looked at the pile of buns, which numbered at least thirty, and hesitated:
"This...this is too much! I'm afraid I can't eat it all!"
Xu Qingqing raised the M200 in her hand and pointed it at her forehead:d(??? ′ )
"What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again!"
“(Woo woo woo (┯_┯)…) I said it might not be enough for me!”
"Oh! That's what you're talking about! It doesn't matter! I still have more than a hundred here. If you think it's not enough, you can ask the cook to make some!"
Xu Qingqing smiled, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth:
"Trust me, eat it quickly! Eat your father's portion too! You'll have to pay for it if you can't finish it!"
Everyone in Gu Jiajun is doing very well!
Look, our military supervisor is a capable and kind person!
Crying girl:?(ˊ?ˋ*)?()Dazed and dazed():
What’s going on? I always feel like she speaks weirdly. Can I really take these buns away?
Under the threat of the sniper, the crying girl ate one, two, three, four, five, six buns and held the seventh bun in her hand.
The crying girl really cried this time, not with tears in her eyes, but with snot running down her face. She cried with snot and tears:
"(Burp——) I really can't eat any more! (Burp——), if I eat any more I'm going to (Burp——) throw up!"
Xu Qingqing raised the sniper in his hand:
"No! We can't waste food! You have to eat back your father's share!"
The crying girl hugged Xu Qingqing's legs again:
"General! People say that a woman can only eat rice. I really can't handle it! Wait for my father to wake up and eat it himself!"
Feeling the weapon hitting her head again, the crying girl suddenly stopped crying and smiled at Xu Qingqing sinisterly:
"Are you sure you want me to eat it? Don't you regret it?"
Gu Jiajun, who was always paying attention to this side, subconsciously stood in front of Xu Qingqing and stared fiercely at the girl with a weird smile, fearing that she would really hurt Xu Qingqing!
[Ouch! Her eyes are so scary, I was scared~]
[Ah! The brothers in Gu Jiajun are so brave. They actually came out to protect me!]
[Since they are so brave, I can feel more at ease letting the girl eat buns!]
The confrontation between the Gu family army and the crying girl?(°??°?)? (Are you sick?)
From the tone of your voice, it's obvious that you're not afraid at all!
Did this bun save your life? Keep mentioning buns!
The crying girl thought that she could bend and stretch, but she had eaten so many buns, and this man still refused to let her go.
She was determined to teach the other person a lesson, risking being discovered, so she took a big bite of the bun.
As a result, he spat out a mouthful of blood with a "puff" sound!
Everyone present was shocked.
What does it mean? Did you vomit blood after eating steamed buns? I have seen people vomit after eating, but this is the first time I have seen someone vomit blood after eating!
The crying girl also looked at Xu Qingqing in shock, as if she couldn't believe what was happening!
Xu Qingqing then smiled and put away the M200 in her hand, looking at her with a teasing look?( ? o ? )?:
"Why don't you try someone else's? Maybe it will work!"
The crying girl refused to give up and ended up spitting out blood again!
This time her eyes were filled with fear:
"Who are you? What on earth did you do? Why am I like this!"
Others see it inexplicablyて(*7へ7)へ7﹏7へ:
What's wrong? What's going on? What's going on? I don't understand.
Xu Qingqing bent down and lifted up the crying girl's chin:
"Alas! I really can't understand why you insist on using the same old tricks over and over again. Aren't you afraid of being discovered by others?"
The crying girl broke away from Xu Qingqing's hand and glanced at Gu Jiajun:
"It doesn't matter whether it's an old trick or a new trick, as long as it works every time, it's a good trick! As long as it works, that's fine!"
Xu Qingqing touched his chin:
"That makes sense! In that case, I have an acquaintance here, how about you meet him first?"
————Manual dividing line————
Hehe...can anyone guess who she is?
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