The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[Hey, how come Wang Dahua is so quick to ask? It was obviously you who prepared the basin long ago. You knew your husband would bring it back, so you were just waiting for the goose to come!]

The village civets looked at Wang Dahua with contempt =???? (???????)??: ()

What! There is even a story about Wang Dahua’s husband. This couple has really bad character!

Just when everyone disagreed, Xu Qingqing's voice rose again:

[What do you mean you knew your husband would bring her here? Oh my God, this is actually the case...]

The village civet ヾ( ??? )??:

What's wrong? You are a little girl, why are you so hesitant and unsmooth in your speech? If she grows up and goes on a blind date in our village, I will definitely not like her!

[Oh my god, Wang Dahua’s husband is having an affair with Wang Xiaohua!]

[Every night, I pay my public taxes at Wang Dahua’s place. When Wang Dahua is tired of carrying and falls asleep, I go to Wang Xiaohua’s house to pay my private taxes!]

[After a while, the goose thought both sides were its home, so it ran around here and there!]

The village's _φ(?_??_(?_??:

! ! ! !

Holy shit! This is the gossip I can listen to. Everyone seems to be quite well behaved in normal times, but I didn’t expect that they are so open in private!

The bastards in the village originally wanted Xu Qingqing to explain it on the spot, but then they saw the village head's wife, with her index finger on her lips and pointing at her ears. The bastards, who had lived together for a lifetime, had a tacit understanding and understood it all at once:

You are not allowed to talk, just listen quietly, right?

So everyone started eye contact mode:

"For a moment, I didn't know what to say! How long did it take to get to know all the geese?"

"Tsk tsk! Who said it wasn't true? Wang Dahua and his wife seemed to be getting along harmoniously, but I didn't expect they were like this in private!"

"This Chen Shixian is really not a good guy! From now on, all the children in the village should stay away from him!"

When Wang Dahua heard this, his face suddenly darkened. He grabbed the goose with one hand and scratched Wang Xiaohua's face with the other hand:

"You shameless little whore, you actually seduced my man! I will tear your mouth apart, strip you naked and throw you on the road!"

Zhang Xiaohua was not willing to be outdone. She turned her head to avoid Wang Dahua's hand, but she also did not let go of the goose in her hand:

"Bah! You seduced your man, but you don't even look at what you look like now! You have a big head and thick neck, you look like a cook! You have big arms and a fat waist, you never stop doing things!"

"Your man! Why does he need me to seduce him? I just beckon him with my fingers and he gets into bed faster than anyone else!"

Xu Qingqing, who was sitting on a stool, almost spit out the fruit tea in her mouth. Seeing Wang Dahua's butt getting closer and closer, she exchanged a glance with her aunt who was sitting next to her, and quickly moved the stool back:

[Oh my god, this fight is really powerful!]

[Let's see if you can let go of the goose in your hands, so that the fight will be more fun!]

The village civet:?(?^o^?)?

Right, right! That’s right, let go of the goose and fight it!

Fight between Wang Dahua and Wang Xiaohua (?Д?):

We are fighting! Can you be serious? What's the point of having a goose at this time?

[Huh? It's actually related to geese! Wang Dahua! Awesome Klass, he knows how to do business!]

The village's Zhu and Wang Xiaohua looked at Wang Dahua who was holding the goose tightly:(??_??)

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What does this mean? Why is she talking about doing business? She doesn't even have a cart at home, so I haven't heard of her doing business!

[Let me see what's going on!]

The village bastard:

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What do you think?

Then a magical scene appeared. Above the heads of Wang Dahua and Wang Xiaohua, who were surrounded in the middle, a picture appeared:

In the picture, it was just dawn. Wang Dahua woke up and felt the cold quilt beside him. He cursed:

"Where has this damn devil gone again?"

Those who can identify people by their voices:

No, this painting is not good. How come I can't see the people clearly? It's all white. If I hadn't heard Wang Dahua's voice, who would be able to tell who is who?

Also, what are the things in the following lines?

The only cultural one among the 猹s reminded:

That's text!

The villagers were in uproar:

We don't know him, why do this? We need to see the person clearly!

When Wang Dahua in the picture went out, the bastards made a magical discovery:

Hmm? How come I can see it clearly again?

In the picture, Wang Dahua was walking towards the corner where the firewood was stored while tying her hair. When she reached the corner, she stopped bending over to pick up the firewood and put her ear close to the wall:

"Hmm? How did this voice appear without a man? It sounds a little close!"

[Fuck! Are these humming and ahhh sounds real? Are they something I can hear?]

The village rats all became meaningful:

Oh my god, that's exciting!

The villager was about to listen carefully when the voice suddenly stopped:

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I was so excited! Why is there no sound?

Xu Qingqing was so angry that she grabbed the fairy jade in her sea of ​​consciousness and pulled it left and right:

[Xiao-Yu-er-what-are-you-doing!]

Xianyu is confident:

[The host is not yet an adult, so all images and sounds that are not suitable for children are censored! ]

[Bah! You can't afford to play, you sneak attack, you little bastard.]

Wang Dahua in the picture felt more and more uncomfortable the more she listened. She felt that the voice sounded familiar, and somehow she thought of Chen Shixian, whose bed was cold.

She made up her mind and climbed up the wall quietly. She looked next door and was so angry that she almost vomited blood. The two lumps of meat rolling on the stone table in the yard were none other than Wang Xiaohua and Chen Shixian!

That dead man usually sleeps like a dead pig, but now he is having fun!

The village bastards became excited when Wang Dahua climbed over the wall:

No sound, no sound, here comes the big news! Live version of Spring Palace!

When the scene turned over, everyone was stunned. If the village head's wife hadn't stopped them, they would have wanted to knock Xu Qingqing on the head on the spot:┗┏┗┏┗┏┗┏('o')┓┛┓┛┓┛:

Look at what this thing is. It breaks at the critical moment. It’s all white. What the hell are you letting us see?

In the picture, Wang Dahua gritted her teeth, her eyes were red, and she stared at the two people who were starting to put on their clothes!

[Ouch! Wang Dahua has some ideas! She even thought about having a tantrum and bringing the whole village to watch!]

The village's civets looked at the one holding Wang Dahua with dissatisfaction:?(? ???w??? ?)?:

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When did this happen? How come I didn't know about it? I actually missed such a big drama?

When the picture became clear again, the village badger saw Chen Shixian sneakily reaching his hand into Wang Xiaohua's chicken coop!

[Pfft! I didn't expect this Chen Shixian to be such a weird guy. Not only did he want to sleep with Wang Xiaohua for free, he also did it secretly!]

[Tsk tsk! With food and takeaway included, will the store lose money if they eat at the buffet?]

The eyes of the village bastards are all round:

I didn't expect you to be such a Chen Shixian. You're not satisfied with taking advantage! Next time you have such a good thing, call me and I'll leave all the food for you. I'll just take a little!

In the picture, Wang Dahua, who was on the wall, was stunned and could not react for a moment:

Can you play like this? I was wondering why there are always more things at home recently. If I pretend that I didn’t notice anything, wouldn’t there be more things coming in?

Xu Qingqing couldn't help but sigh:

[Wow, Wang Dahua already knew about this! She’s playing a high-end game!]

[Good fellow, this is really good fellow! Wang Dahua treats her man as a prostitute. As long as he can bring back money and things, he will sleep with whoever he wants!]

[Chen Shixian thought his wife was on the first floor, but Wang Dahua had actually reached the atmosphere! Don’t say it, it’s not a bad idea to think like this!]

The eyes of the villagers were about to pop out of their heads:

"So, in this case, we are still wrongly accusing Wang Xiaohua?"