The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Chu Yunting took out a handful of banknotes from his pocket, raised his hand, and the banknotes fell into the private room. He put his right hand on the back of his hair and hooked it in a self-consciously handsome way:

"Oh! I remember that I treated you as a doorman and gave you a few pieces of silver. You accepted them happily! You are very greedy!"

"Do you see these banknotes? Squat down and pick them up one by one! Take them and get out!"

Seeing Xu Qingqing staring at the banknotes flying all over the room in amazement, Chu Yunting became even more proud:

"I told you, I am a royal relative, and the Fifth Prince is my good friend. You must learn to stop when you are ahead, or I will make you suffer!"

Princess Jiajia was the first to be unwilling. Her face turned red with anger and she grabbed Chu Yunting's hair:

"Chu! Yun! Ting! Do you still have any shame? Does Qingqing need your little money? Die!"

Xu Qingqing stared at the silver notes scattered on the ground in amazement. She looked at each note left and right and found that the smallest amount was fifty taels:

[Oh my god! Is he humiliating me? Not only am I not sad, I’m even a little excited. Why is that?]

[Tsk tsk! He is so kind, he just asked me to squat down to pick it up. Normally he would throw the banknotes in my face and then ask me to kneel down to pick it up!]

Princess Jiajia pulled harder when she heard this:

Look! My sisters are so angry!

"Chu Xiaodou! I will announce everything that happened to you when you were a child in the Han Dynasty! You wait for death!"

"Ahhh! How dare you call me Chu Xiaodou, Snot Girl, I will never let you go!"

Xu Qingqing:

This! They seem to have a personal grudge. Should I quit? Go and help Qingqing pick up the banknotes?

When the Fifth Prince and Zhu Feng heard Chu Yunting's shout and opened the door, they saw this scene:

Xu Qingqing squatted on the ground, baring his teeth as he picked up the banknotes, counting them as he picked them up:

[Fifty taels! One hundred taels!]

[Wow! Five hundred taels! One hundred taels!]

[(covering her mouth and laughing modestly) I wouldn’t dare to pick up money like this even in my dreams!]

Princess Jiajia grabbed Chu Yunting's hair, and the two cursed at each other. Miss Xu Qingqing would occasionally sneak attack him or lower her head to pick up the silver bills that fell to him, and there were two people watching the fun!

The fifth prince shouted:

"Stop it! If you continue to hit me, I will send you to the Ministry of Justice prison!"

Xu Qingqing quickened her pace:

[Oh no! Someone discovered that I have a windfall, I have to pick it up quickly!]

Princess Jiajia and Chu Yunting, who were fighting, finally came to their senses. They were both stunned when they heard Xu Qingqing's thoughts. Their thoughts were surprisingly consistent:

Did she really pick it up? Isn't she ashamed? Is she that poor?

Princess Jiajia stopped pulling Chu Yunting's hair and ran over distressedly, taking the money from her hand:

"Sister! Give it to me! I will never let you suffer any loss!"

Just when Xu Qingqing thought she was here to help, Princess Jiajia rolled up the money in her hand and threw it to Chu Yunting neatly:

"Chu Xiaodou, take your filthy money and get out of here!"

She also took off a gold necklace inlaid with sapphires from her neck and put it on Xu Qingqing:

"Here! I'll give you some of my private vault later! Next time, let's not pick up his dirty money!"

Xu Qingqing looked at the banknotes that fell to the ground again?(°??°?)?:...

[Ahhh… I’m going to fight you second-generation rich guys. Next time I’ll definitely organize a variety show for you, let you work for a month, not including food and lodging, and give you 3,000 coins!]

"Pick them up! Pick them all up!"

Everyone present except Xu Qingqing was puzzled:

What is a variety show?

Three thousand coins, that is, three taels of silver. Can a person survive on three taels of silver a month? Are you sure it's not three taels a day?

But no one dared to speak at the scene. They all squatted down to pick up the banknotes because Xu Qingqing started to reveal the secrets!

Chu Yunting was the first to be hit without any surprise. Xu Qingqing folded her arms and sneered at him:

[Humph! Have you been poisoned by love? Do you want to suffer the pain of love?

[Then go to Southern Xinjiang! There are not only many poisons there, but also a lot of suffering! A Life and Death Gu will make you live a life worse than death!]

[It turns out that he has been a fool since he was young! He still pulls his pants pockets at the age of four!]

Chu Yunting's eyebrows twitched wildly:

That was because I was too engrossed in playing when I was a kid and forgot to go to the poop. What does it have to do with being stupid?

[Ha! This is not the only stupid thing! Their whole family went to the village and pretended to be ordinary people! His mother asked him to bring a tael of silver and some water to find his father! He thought the water was too heavy and drank half of it himself, and even bought a bag of cakes on the way!]

Everyone present was a little strange:

This story sounds normal! How can it be stupid?

[When he got there, he patted his belly and boasted to his father: Daddy, the other half of the water is in my belly! If you want to drink my urine, I’ll give it to you~]

[So he gave me a big nose slap!]

Princess Jiajia couldn't help but burst out laughing. Xu Qingqing glanced at her:

"Pick it up carefully, you were very happy to lose it just now!"

[His father asked, "Didn't your mother ask you to bring me one or two taels of silver? Why is there only eighty coins?" He took it and said, "The other twenty or so coins were lost!"]

[Family members! He said he lost twenty coins for a whole ounce of silver!]

[So, he got another big bibi from his biological father!]

Just when everyone thought this was the climax, Xu Qingqing's voice continued:

[His father asked him what he did with the twenty coins. He said he bought candied haws! His father asked him what candied haws were worth twenty coins!]

[Guess what! He said: I remember my mom said that cheap things are not good, cheap things are not healthy after eating!]

[So when I buy candied haws, if the seller says two cents is enough, I will definitely give him twenty cents. This is ten times more. I don’t believe it’s still not healthy!]

[So! His father gave him another big nose bag! And took out a belt on the spot! It was really like a father who saw that his son was still alive and took out seven wolves.]

Everyone present didn't dare to laugh out loud, they just kept shaking their shoulders, wishing they could give Chu Yunting a thumbs up on the spot (??w?? ).?o?:

Absolute! Absolutely amazing! What else! I want to hear it!

Fortunately, Xu Qingqing didn't let him go completely, and continued: