The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[Shashasha! It turns out that the name of the dish is so delicious, it is true that hearing about it is worse than meeting it in person! ]

The fifth prince in the private room paused while eating the melon and looked around: the restaurant was opened by his uncle, and the soundproofing was excellent. Even the waiter in this room was a man, so where did the female voice come from!

[Not eating melons when eating is like not wearing bitter tea when going out. Although it is not wrong, it is still uncomfortable! ]

The fifth prince looked around the room and saw Chu Yunting holding a handful of beans by the window, looking like he had lost his parents:

"Red beans grow in the south. I picked a large one and gave it to the girl, but she ignored me!"

"One bean, loves me! Two beans, don't love me! Three beans..."

The fifth prince sneered, what kind of good boy would always send red beans as a token of love? It would be strange if the girl likes you!

Zhu Feng and Shen Yang were arguing until their faces turned red:

"You're heavy? You're heavier than me! My dad beat me with a whip and salt water, and then asked me if I looked beautiful!"

"Bah! What's that? My father asked me to fight a mosquito in the ancestral hall and he would let me out if I won!"

Zhu Feng was surprised:

"you win?"

Shenyang is indignant:

"No, I fought with mosquitoes all night last night and ended up in a draw. It didn't eat enough and I didn't sleep well."

"Then how did you get out?"

"What you said, I will come out the same way you come out!"

Then they all chuckled in unison:

Thank you, dear grandma!

The fifth prince frowned and looked at his three friends with disdain: they were not worthy of the extraordinary woman disguised as a man as described in the storybook.

As his mind raced, he turned his gaze to the silent waiter who lowered his head: Could it be... this shocking secret...

"Waiter, look up and come forward!"

[Hey, hey, hey! Let me count with my fingers, which melon is sweeter, yeah! Let's go with this pretty sister!]

Just as the Fifth Prince's hand touched the waiter's dazed face, that cheerful female voice rang out again!

The Fifth Prince was stunned. It was not Xiao Er who said that! The other three were also stunned. Chu Yunting was so scared that his red beans fell to the ground. He pointed at the Fifth Prince with a shaking finger:

"Jingyi, you...you...you...are actually a homosexual!!!"

Zhu Feng and Shenyang stopped arguing, hugged each other and shivered, then suddenly pushed each other away with a look of disgust!

The fifth prince suddenly retracted his hand, pushed away the waiter who had a shit-eating expression on his face and explained in panic:

"No, no, you are talking nonsense. I just wanted to see if there was a human skin mask on his face..."

[Oh my! This beautiful sister is so pitiful. She bought delicious food for her husband's younger brother at the restaurant, but they were actually having sex at home!]

The fifth prince paused after explaining: What's so tragic about brothers being respectful and loving to each other? This is a good thing, which represents family harmony!

The four people who had huddled in the corner huddled even more, looking at the fifth prince who was still silent while explaining, and exchanged glances:

"Why is he stuck?"

"Don't tell me that I have to think of an explanation now."

"Could it be that he really is..."

"Ahhhh! I'm not clean anymore!!!"

The Fifth Prince came back to his senses and was about to speak again when that voice sounded again:

[Oops! No, I can’t control myself! My brain is acting on its own!]

[The curtains around them have fallen, but the sun still shines through the windowsill and the gauze curtains onto the two of them, coating them with a layer of light. His face is as red as a peach, with beads of sweat on his forehead, and the corners of his eyes are red. He cautiously huddles in the corner of the bed, biting his red lips, and slightly raising his head to look at the person opposite him shyly and stubbornly.]

The Fifth Prince looked at the four people standing in the corner staring at him nervously, and his scalp tingled: I don’t know what’s going on, but these voices don’t sound like good people!

The four of them became even more panicked when they saw the Fifth Prince shaking his head. While looking at him, they carefully moved out in formation as they sat in a row.

[His eyes were dark, as if a storm was brewing. His long, inky hair fell on his shoulders and chest. As the sun shone on his body, thin red marks could be seen everywhere. He grabbed the ankles of the person at the corner of the bed and rubbed them with his fingertips. He spoke in a hoarse voice: Are you not satisfied? Where are you going to escape to? Hmm!]

The Fifth Prince looked at the dishes that had been accidentally knocked over and the four people who were about to slip to the door. He tried to persuade them to stay, but suddenly his face turned red, with obvious anger on his face:

What's wrong with this voice? This is what a girl should say! Put... it's not proper!

The four of them looked at the blushing Fifth Prince and were stunned for a moment. Then they panicked even more and didn't care about the formation. They started to run out of the door, especially the waiter who howled, as if they would lose their innocence in the next moment!

[…A kiss can steal a heart, a kiss can kill a person, an inch of kiss is worth an inch of gold… Come, let us present a song of kisses everywhere! ]

The cheerful female voice continued:

[Hmm! This dish is delicious, but I don’t know what the pheromone of this melon is! What a pity! What a pity!]

The fifth prince sat dejectedly on the stool, holding his forehead with one hand:

He originally wanted to explain that it was because a female voice appeared in his mind, but in this situation, could it be that he really had other thoughts about his friend!!!

[Let me count again! Hey! This melon has a bit of flavor, eat it with dinner...]

[Oh my! What could make a man who is an official unwilling to wash his feet even if his socks have been standing upright for months? Is he lazy? Is he poor? Does he have no servants? NO, NO, NO, none of them!]

The fifth prince doubted himself but couldn't help being curious!

[What kind of love, hate and vengeance does the master and the male servant have?]

[The brain is moving on its own again!]

Hearing the servant's hand shaking as he picked up the teacup, the fifth prince accidentally spilled the tea on himself. He put the cup down carelessly and listened with gritted teeth:

He wanted to hear what else this voice could say!

[Master! Please, take it off! I am really a craftsman, and my craftsmanship is very good!]

[I promise to make you feel comfortable. We are all men, there is nothing to be embarrassed about!]

[I promise this time won’t take as long as the first time! I’ll let you sleep peacefully at night!]

The fifth prince stood up suddenly. He planned to go to the Imperial Observatory to calculate and catch the monster in his brain!

[Tsk tsk! These days, there are still people who are forced to wash their masters’ feet.]

[This young man is also pitiful! Whose way of treating frostbite is to put chili powder in the foot washing water! And you have to soak for half an hour.]

[Haha, the key is that the chilblains just broke. Hiss! Too exciting, I dare not think about it!]

The fifth prince stopped moving and sat down again:

It’s not that I can’t hear it, but what if I can’t hear it once I leave this door?

He's just a servant, so just replace him and let him get away with it!

[He is a kind-hearted and filial child. He sent all his monthly salary home, and had no money left to buy a concubine.]

[The servant is a good servant, childless and hardworking, treating his master like a junior!]

The fifth prince suddenly realized: his wet nurse was also like this, afraid that he would feel uncomfortable! She knew it was unnecessary but still couldn't help but say a few words!

However, should I ask my father to raise the monthly salary for the people below? Forget it, I will tell my eldest brother later and let him think about it!

[What the hell, is this a shoe insole with seasoning? I can’t even chew it.]

The fifth prince looked around the table and saw that the dish looked like a shoe insole!

————Manual dividing line————

This is just a slightly reasonable but irrational article. Please leave your brain here!

((o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Banging the table and laughing wildly!]

Ahem! I'm a girl... forget it!

As a poor NPC, if other NPCs are not used to the above content, please don’t kick me, because if you kick me you will be kicking cotton!

(Humble request) Even if you kick me, please give me five stars first! Thank you!

I just went out and got beaten up, please comfort me...

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Other girls will appear in the later part of the story, but there will be no female competition. If you like to watch people pulling hair and fighting for love, please shut your mouth!

In the early stage, only some people can hear your inner voice, but other people cannot hear your conversation with the system.