Let me see which unlucky person is here to tell fortunes today

Ji Chu touched his earlobe in embarrassment: "I'm really afraid that if I tell you, the live broadcast room will be blocked. How about this, I'll tell you one thing at a time. When I'm done, you'll know what's more disgusting than cheating!"

Lu Chenyi clenched his fists: "Anchor, you go ahead."

"Does Mr. Lu have an iPad at home?"

"Yes." Lu Yichen stood up, went into the bedroom and took out an iPad.

"You can search the web version of the post."

Lu Chenyi did as he was told, but the moment he clicked on it, he discovered that the forum was logged in. It seemed that someone had used his iPad to use the forum and had kept the password.

But his iPad has always been at home, and he has never brought it home to anyone except his girlfriend.

He doesn’t use Tieba himself, so this account must belong to his girlfriend.

Ji Chu said again: "Open the post bar and send a private message."

Lu Chenyi took a deep breath, opened the private message with trembling fingers, and saw more than 100 contacts in the background.

He clicked on any of them at random, and was stunned by the explicit and flirtatious words.

[I really want to see those chat records. Looking at Mr. Lu’s expression, it must be very exciting.]

Lu Chenyi didn't believe it and clicked on several contacts, but they were all filled with all kinds of flirtatious words, some even including voice panting and some revealing photos.

Early season: "Look at the dates and times. Isn't it shocking that she can chat with more than 50 men at the same time?"

[Wait, 50?]

What kind of octopus is this?

[With this hand speed, it would be a pity if I don’t write novels. 】

Lu Chenyi clicked on the top few people and flipped the chat history to the top.

He found out that all these people were flirted with by his girlfriend. There was even one person who contacted him on the same day she confirmed their relationship.

Lu Yichen was so angry: "Okay, okay, the day after we confirmed our relationship, I asked her out for dinner, and she told me that the company had arranged a two-month business trip for her."

"Now that I look at these chat records, I realize that she was not on a business trip at all. She was clearly meeting the man she just flirted with!"

"For two consecutive months, she slept with a total of 8 men, and she took each of them to the hotel as soon as she flirted with them!"

[Shocked, this is too much! ]

[The best sea queen, everyone is still favoring her, aren't you afraid of getting sick? 】

Ji Chu: "Mr. Lu actually discovered that something was wrong with his girlfriend, so he wanted to come to me, right?"

Lu Chenyi regained some rationality from his anger and shock, but he was still so angry about the chat records that his veins bulged.

"What the anchor said is right. My girlfriend and I met at a cocktail party. She had a boyfriend at the time. Of course, I'm not the kind of person who likes to take someone else's favor away, even though I think she's my ideal type. So we just exchanged a few pleasantries, and then we exchanged contact information for work."

"But I didn't expect that a few days later, I actually received a message from her."

"She asked me why I hadn't contacted her or asked her out."

"I was stunned. I said, you have a boyfriend, why would I ask you out?"

"She didn't reply to me afterwards, but a few days later, I received a message from her again. She told me that she and her boyfriend had long been tired of each other and had broken up peacefully."

"She also said that she had developed a crush on me on the day of the cocktail party and asked if she could pursue me!"

"I didn't know she was a sea queen at the time. Her looks were exactly what I liked, so I agreed."

"A few days later, we officially moved in together. Although I felt it was a bit hasty, I couldn't resist each other's enthusiasm."

"But after living together, I encountered several strange things."

"First, I often wake up and find that my girlfriend is missing. When I ask her, she always says that she has something to deal with at the company. But when I ask her what company or what the matter is, she refuses to tell me."

"So one time, I just couldn't sleep until 2 a.m., and then I saw my girlfriend go out. I quietly followed her, and I found out that she had actually gone to the cemetery!"

[Wait, going to the cemetery so late at night? ]

【Are you crazy? 】

Lu Chenyi said helplessly: "Yes, she seemed to be very scared, but she still went there and stayed by a tombstone until dawn."

[I can't understand, is she sleepwalking? ]

[One of my classmates unplugged the TV socket at home and licked it in his mouth while sleepwalking. His whole family was watching the Spring Festival Gala at the time, and afterward they all looked at him.]

[Ah! I'm embarrassed for others again.]

【Later, did you ask your girlfriend why she went to the cemetery? 】

Lu Yichen nodded: "I asked her, and she hesitated at the time, saying that she was watching a short video and saw a very touching one. She thought of her parents, so she went to the cemetery."

"I thought her parents died unexpectedly and were buried there. Later I found out that the tombstone my girlfriend was leaning against was my colleague's biological mother. My colleague has no brothers or sisters at all!"

【What a coincidence! 】

[So why did your girlfriend lean against your colleague's mother's tombstone in the middle of the night? ]

Lu Chenyi rubbed his brows: "How would I know!"

"In addition to going to the cemetery in the middle of the night, I also noticed that there was always a smell of urine near the legs of the table at home."

"I do have a dog, a husky. The puppy may be stupid, but it will never pee in the house!"

[Hey guys, are you suspecting your girlfriend of peeing on your table? A normal person would do that, don't trust dogs too much! ]

Lu Chenyi shook his head: "Impossible, my dog ​​won't pee at home. Once I got off work late, and when I got home, the dog was so tired that he dug the sofa and didn't even think about peeing at home."

"When I took him out, he peed for nearly three minutes!"

[To be honest, I prefer to believe that the urine on the table leg was from Mr. Lu’s girlfriend. Don’t forget, she is the kind of person who can go to someone else’s grave to watch over it all night.]

Lu Chenyi continued: "Then she told me that the bed was uncomfortable and asked me to take her to get a new one!"

"I had no choice but to take her to the furniture store."

Lu Chenyi rubbed his hair and said in dismay: "It is this furniture store. Too many incredible things happened to me!"

"First, there was a smart toilet. Many people gathered around the guide to introduce it. I saw her also gathered around, thinking she wanted to buy it, but she actually pushed through the crowd and sat on the toilet the guide was introducing, and then made eye contact with the crowd!"

"The salesperson was still introducing the product, but after seeing this scene, he forgot all his lines. The customers who were watching and listening to the introduction left in embarrassment!"

【Hahahahahahahahaha my sense of humor is like shit! 】

"The sales assistant looked as if she wanted to eat us up. We had to persuade her to get off the toilet after much persuasion!"

"Afterwards, I was afraid that she would do something weird again, so I took her directly to the area where beds were sold. Unexpectedly, it was there that we almost got called to the police..."