Let me see which unlucky person is here to tell fortunes today
Chapter 84 1 own goal
Liu Xiaoyun also understood the reason. She grabbed Shi Lei's ears, making him scream in pain.
"I finally understand that the problem lies with you. I asked you, last time I had a few white clothes that needed to be washed by hand, and I told my mom that her hands got frostbite in the winter and they were cracked, and it hurt when they touched water, so I left them there and I would wash them myself when I got back. What did you say?"
Shi Lei frowned: "That's exactly what I said!"
"Bullshit!" Wei Hefen retorted quickly.
"He told me that Xiaoyun had some white clothes that needed to be washed by hand, but your hands were frozen and bleeding, so don't wash them!"
Looking at Wei Hefen's resentful expression and tone, it sounded as if she was disgusted that the blood from her mother-in-law's wound would stain her white clothes red.
Liu Xiaoyun felt her scalp tingling. She punched Shi Lei twice and cursed, "How did you pass on the message? Is this what I meant? Is this what I meant?"
Suddenly, Liu Xiaoyun thought of something and asked again, "My mother once stewed a big pot of soft pig's trotters and soybeans and sent us a pot. When I finished eating it, I was so drunk with the fragrance that I wanted to suck my fingers off."
"I also said that this is a hard dish. I'm afraid it will take me all afternoon to prepare it. It's really hard for Mom to worry about it."
"What did you tell mom when you went to return the pot?"
Shi Lei looked puzzled: "I didn't say anything. I just gave him a thumbs up and said, Mom, Xiaoyun said your pig's trotters are really hard!"
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I’m laughing so hard! 】
【Chinese culture is broad and profound. I guess in Aunt Wei’s eyes, this thumbs-up is a mockery.】
Liu Xiaoyun was so angry that she roared, "No wonder when my mom and I were arguing just now, she called me a greedy person and said that I could eat all the hard pig's trotters!"
Wei Hefen closed her eyes and took a deep breath.
"Leizi, let me ask you again. Your father's company sent you a few cartons of milk. I told you that your father and I couldn't drink that much, so we didn't want it to expire. I asked you to take two cartons back and give it to Doudou. One bottle a day is good for the body. What did you say to Xiaoyun?"
Shi Lei pulled his ear out of the two people's hands and straightened his back: "I definitely didn't pass on the wrong message this time!"
"Okay, then tell me what you said to Xiaoyun?"
"I said, Mom specifically told me that the milk at home will expire after a long time, and asked me to bring it back for Doudou to drink, one bottle a day, it's good for the body!"
Wei Hefen was so angry that smoke almost came out of her head. She punched her son twice.
"You said you were right. What I meant was, don't let it expire after a long time. It's still a long way from expiration!"
"You also added what I told you to do. What did I tell you to do? I told you to give expired milk to my precious grandson?"
[Shi Lei: It was a close call. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was almost harmonious! ]
[“Look at the hair on her face. It’s so cute under the sun, just like a peach.”]
【"What did he say about me?"】
[“He said your face is full of hair and looks like a peach.”]
【Hahahahahahahahaha.】
[Yes, but it's wrong.]
[When two countries go to war, the envoys will be killed first.]
[I thought of my brother-in-law. His mother said: Your wife looks pretty in her clothes. She is a feast for the eyes! Brother-in-law: Wife, my mother said that she feels full just by looking at you. Now my sister and her mother-in-law check accounts at home every day. ]
After hearing this, Wei Hefen said three good words in a row, then searched the house and found the mop stick that was broken into two pieces.
"Leizi, kneel down. Mom will ask you one last question."
Shi Lei knelt on the ground with a plop: "Mom, don't ask me anymore. I didn't mean to sow discord between you and Xiaoyun. I didn't know you understood my words like this!"
Wei Hefen waved her hands again and again: "Don't talk about those nonsense. Mom asked you, when Xiaoyun was pregnant, she was advanced in pregnancy. Our house was on the 6th floor and it was inconvenient for her to go out. I said why don't we let her live in her parents' house? Her parents built their own house and she doesn't have to climb stairs. Then I would go to her house every day and the two mothers would take care of her together. It would be convenient for her to go out for a walk. What did you say to Xiaoyun?"
Shi Lei almost cried out. He looked at Liu Xiaoyun for help, but saw that she was holding a stick, with her arms around her chest and her legs shaking!
It was as if she would speak for him if he didn't say it!
"Say!"
Wei Hefen roared, frightening Shi Lei so much that he trembled!
"I...I said my mom said, if you feel it's inconvenient to live at home, you can move to your mother's house..."
"You're talking nonsense. Is what you said the same as what I said? Ah!"
Wei Hefen was furious and raised the stick to hit Shi Lei on the back, but Zhao Xiaoyun stopped him.
"Okay, okay, Mom!"
Wei Hefen pointed a stick at Shi Lei, and he wanted to poke him in the face with the stick!
"I was saying that when I was chatting with Xiaoyun face to face, I felt that this girl was quite nice. Why did she do such treacherous things behind my back? It turns out that you are the one who is making trouble behind my back!"
Shi Lei was so scared that he rolled and crawled back behind the sofa.
"Mom, I never thought that what I said had a second meaning. Please forgive me!"
Wei Hefen chased after Shi Lei and circled the sofa twice, then gasped for breath with her hands on her hips in exhaustion.
"Let you go? I had such a good relationship with Xiaoyun in the beginning, but because of you, we quarreled every other day. I think you did it on purpose. I'm going to beat you to death today!"
Ji Chu looked at the messy scene in the camera, rubbed his temple and defended Shi Lei.
"Aunt Wei, please spare Shi Lei!"
Wei Hefen stopped and said, "Host, do you want to speak up for him too?"
Ji Chu shook his head: "Shi Lei didn't mean to spread rumors. He has a disease called emotional disorder."
"The disease manifests itself in a lack of ability to understand, process and express emotions, and the cause is still unclear."
"So, even if you beat him to death today, he would still think that what he said was the same as what you said!"
[Wow, it turns out this condition could be a disease.]
[Isn't this the same as a person with a tone-deaf mind thinking that the song he sings is in the same tune as the original singer? ]
[Oh, it makes me laugh when I think about it, you two, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, were fooled by a patient for so long! ]
Only after seeing the host pleading for him did Shi Lei dare to stick half of his head out from behind the sofa.
Wei Hefen glared at him unhappily, then took Liu Xiaoyun's hand.
"Xiao Yun, I was wrong before. I shouldn't have believed what that boy said and thought you were a hypocritical person. I apologize to you!"
Li Xiaoyun shook her head: "No, Mom, I was wrong too, I apologize to you too!"
Looking at the two women shaking hands and making peace in front of him, Shi Lei finally breathed a sigh of relief, but then he saw Wei Hefen turn her head.
"Whether you have emotional impairment or not, this is all because of you. You have to buy all the furniture in the house!"
Shi Lei raised his hands in surrender: "I'll buy it, I'll buy it, as long as you don't quarrel, I'll pay for everything, okay!"
Wei Hefen then smiled and took Liu Xiaoyun to thank Ji Chu together.
The misunderstanding was finally resolved.
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