Let me see which unlucky person is here to tell fortunes today
Chapter 1 Gold Medal Mediator
"Mr. Liang, as a gold medal mediator with seven years of experience in mediation, are you confident that this case of family recognition will be successfully mediated?"
In front of the camera, a middle-aged man wearing glasses and holding a thermos cup smiled confidently: "I am still confident about this kind of thing."
The interviewer asked again: "But I saw in the last episode that you were kicked out of your home by the client!"
Liang Zhizhuan's expression flashed with embarrassment for a moment, but he quickly calmed down and said, "Although there are some conflicts between the client and my client, they are inseparable by blood after all. Tomorrow I will go to the client's home again for the second phase of mediation. I believe that with my unremitting efforts, the client will definitely understand my client's good intentions."
The person who interviewed Liang Zhizhuan was not a professional journalist, but a certain internet celebrity who was doing a live broadcast to hype the event. After hearing Liang Zhizhuan's confident speech, the live broadcast room was in an uproar.
[I remember this Liang Zhizhuan. He had mediated for an old man before. That old man had been gambling, domestic violence and cheating 40 years ago. His wife's left eyeball was blown out by him, and his daughter was beaten so badly that she had to wear a urine bag for the rest of her life. But he ran off with his mistress. Maybe God couldn't stand it. Now he is old, half of his body is paralyzed by a stroke, and his ex-lover kicked him out of the house. In order to have someone to take care of him, he ran back to harass his ex-wife and daughter.]
[Keren's ex-wife and daughter are not stupid. You treated us like this back then, how could we agree to take care of you? Seeing that his entanglement was fruitless, the old man paid Liang Zhizhuan to mediate. Liang Zhizhuan is an old beast. His fans are all middle-aged uncles and aunts who have only a vague understanding of the truth or some saintly bitches with distorted values. The key is that these people also claim to have a strong sense of justice! ]
[After hearing Liang Zhizhuan's ambiguous and truncated introduction, some people stormed the home of the poor mother and daughter. Every day, feces and rotten eggs were thrown at their door. They said that they were inhumane and did not even support their sick old father. The mother and daughter were not well-off due to their physical disabilities, so moving was impossible. In order to ensure that their peaceful lives would not be disturbed, they had no choice but to bring the old man back to take care of him! ]
[I watched that episode and it made me so angry that my teeth itched. As a result, all the national treasures I commented on were reported by Liang Zhizhuan’s fans, and my account was even blacklisted by them! ]
[There was another episode that made me laugh so hard. It was about a couple who suspected that the child born by their daughter-in-law was not their son’s. They insisted that their son take their grandson to do a paternity test. The daughter-in-law disagreed, saying that it was an insult to her. If this got out, no matter what the result was, she would never be able to hold her head up high in the village! ]
[Then this couple found Liang Zhizhuan and asked him to mediate. As a result, he told his daughter-in-law that your parents-in-law are suspicious of you, and that you must have done something shameful in the past, otherwise how could grandparents suspect their grandson? He also said that the elderly are old, and you should give in to them more, and the family will be harmonious.]
[The daughter-in-law was so angry that she cried. Later, she thought it through and said that she agreed to take the child for a paternity test, but the prerequisite was that her father-in-law and her husband must also do a paternity test.]
[The old woman was stunned at the time, rolling on the ground, crying and making a fuss. Liang Zhizhuan went to help the old woman and scolded the young wife for insulting her mother-in-law. What a double standard! I was stunned.]
[The parents-in-law had no choice but to agree when they saw that their daughter-in-law would not give in. As a result, her child was indeed her husband's child, but her husband was not her father-in-law's son.]
【Ah? What a miraculous development! 】
[Later, I learned from other people in the village that the mother-in-law had an old lover many years ago, who went out to work and never came back. The mother-in-law also married the father-in-law at the urging of her parents at the time, and gave birth to a son only 8 months later.]
[At that time she said her son was a premature baby. Now it seems that he is not a premature baby at all, but the son of her old lover! ]
[Then the most dramatic part came, Liang Zhizhuan began to persuade the old man to be magnanimous, saying that the son was not his, but the wife was his, there was no blood relationship, but there was affection! ]
[The old man was so angry that he was shaking. He pointed at Liang Zhizhuan and kept saying “you” to him for a long time. Finally, his eyes rolled up and pursed, and he became paralyzed. The matter ended with the old man’s eyes and mouth being crooked and unable to speak!]
[Alas, the little girl who was mediated by Liang Zhizhuan in this episode was quite miserable. When she was a child, she was abandoned at the door of the hospital by her biological parents because of pneumonia. Later, she was sent to the hospital by her kind-hearted adoptive parents and spent money to be cured. Now her adoptive parents have passed away. When her biological parents saw that their youngest son had grown up and was going to get married, they rushed over to pick fruits and eat them to exterminate the family.]
[How unethical! Liang Zhizhuan dares to mediate even with this? ]
[What is there to be afraid of? Liang Zhizhuan charges 5000 yuan for each mediation. After all, he is generous to others, so what is he afraid of? ]
......
When Ji Chu woke up, she found herself sinking in the water. The exploding pain in her lungs forced her to keep swimming upwards.
After she finally climbed to the shore and coughed out all the water violently, she looked blankly at the moon in the sky and the empty surroundings.
Ji Chu was originally the judge's pen of the underworld, and the last one. However, there are a total of four judges in the underworld, namely Wei Zheng of the Rewarding Department, Zhong Kui of the Punishing Department, Lu Zhidao of the Investigation Department, and Cui Jue of the Yinlu Department who is in charge of the Book of Life and Death.
Originally, Ji Chu was not the only judge's pen in the underworld, but just like in the human world, once the pen was borrowed, there was almost no possibility of returning it. It was either lost somewhere or lost somewhere.
Thousands of years have passed, and only Ji Chu's judge's pen is left in the underworld. But not long ago, the four judges quarreled over who should use the pen first when they were deciding a case.
The situation was so intense that even the King of Hell came to persuade them to stop. Finally, Zhong Kui, who had the most violent temper, got angry and threw Ji Chu into the Wangchuan River, cursing as he threw it: "Okay, okay, since you won't use it for me, then no one else should use it!"
Ji Chu who was thrown into the Wangchuan River: “?”
So if you guys fight, I'll be the one to suffer?
"Zhong Kui, you bastard!" Ji Chu stood on the shore, wringing the water out of his clothes and cursing!
Suddenly, a familiar voice timidly came from underground: "Xiao...Xiaochu!"
Ji Chu recognized that it was Zhong Kui's voice. She was about to get angry, but he spoke hastily: "I know I have let you down, so I specifically asked the boss for mercy, and let you count this time as a calamity in the mortal world!"
"Once you accumulate enough merit, you can have your own godhood. What do you think?"
The word "godhood" instantly calmed down the furious Ji Chu. Possessing godhood is equivalent to becoming a god and being registered in the heavenly court, which would bring many benefits.
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