The scumbag cheated on me and I was criticized, but now I am famous, why are you crying?

Chapter 37: When will that loser Ningxia learn to write songs?

Considering that everyone was frightened today, Wang Li did not discriminate against any guests and every guest had the meals provided by the program team.

After dinner, the guests sat around the campfire, and Wang Li stood in the middle with a box.

"For the sake of everyone's health, we have to move around after eating and drinking. Today's theme is performances. You will take turns to draw lots, and you will perform a show based on the theme you draw. Okay, let's start now!"

After saying that, Wang Li put down the box and walked out of the circle.

There was silence at the scene. Ningxia didn't care, but Ren Bailei and the others didn't know what projects were in the boxes and were afraid of being embarrassed if they went up rashly.

After weighing the pros and cons, Li Xinnuo was the first to stand up. He stood next to the box and smiled at the camera.

"I have the least experience here, so I'll go first! If I get a difficult role, I hope everyone will forgive me if I don't perform well!"

【Come on, Xinnuo, we support you! 】

[I really like Xinnuo's singing and dancing. I hope I can win the singing and dancing. ]

Li Xinnuo opened the paper and read out the three words written on it, "Aliens? What does that mean?"

Wang Li smiled and explained, "That means your next performance must include the element of 'alien'. You have one minute to prepare. The countdown begins."

While waiting, Zhang Tian leaned close to Ningxia's ear and said, "I realized that Wang Li just wants to embarrass us. The topic is so biased and the preparation time is so short. Our brains are all confused. What can we come up with?"

"I believe in your ability, and you must also believe in yourself."

Zhang Tian: ...Thank you!

A minute passed quickly and it was Li Xinnuo's performance time. The two sat up straight and stopped talking.

“Since I’m going to use alien elements, I’ll sing a song with alien voices and do an alien-related dance at the same time.”

The guests and program staff gave friendly applause. Li Xinnuo took a deep breath and began his performance.

[??? Did she have some misunderstanding about aliens? This is clearly a mechanical dance, and the voice is also imitated by a robot! ]

[Yes, although the dance is good, aliens really don’t do that! ]

After dancing a few times, Li Xinnuo realized that she had chosen the wrong dance and it was too late to change it, so she could only continue dancing.

I have to say that she has good dancing skills. Although it has little to do with aliens, she dances really well.

The singing stopped and the dancing stopped. Li Xinnuo quickly apologized, "I'm sorry. When I saw the aliens just now, I thought of the robot dance the first time. After I started dancing, I realized that it didn't fit the theme. This is my mistake. I'm really sorry!"

[It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s great that we were able to choose the song and dance in such a short time! ]

[Yes, you danced very well! ]

The guests at the scene also showed their kindness and continued to comfort her.

The next one, Liang Jiamu, drew the element "stone". After thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of any song or dance related to it, so he gave up completely.

With one minute to prepare, Liang Jiamu picked up a stone and placed it at his feet. When the time was up, he lay down on the spot, put the stone in front of his chest, raised his fist and smashed it, saying "Crack!"

Then he stood up and faced the camera with a serious face.

"What I just performed was a big stone breaking on my chest. Just treat it as it breaking. Director, when it's broadcasted, ask the post-production to help with the dubbing. It would be best if you could make a special effect of the stone breaking into small pieces, so that I look really powerful. Thank you all for your hard work!"

Wang Li: Can you be any more fake?

[Hahaha, I am laughing so hard, Jiamu Hanhan is almost dying of laughter, your chest is clearly filled with small stones, but they haven't broken yet! ]

[Broken, broken, we all saw the stone shattered! 】

[Yes, it is really broken, I can prove it! ]

Tian Yifei sighed, too lazy to say any more to this idiot, and stood up to draw lots.

He looked at the word "spinning top" on the paper, thought for a while, and then spun a few circles to complete the performance.

[I have to say, Brother Tian is even more perfunctory than Brother Jiamu. ]

[It’s not easy for the elderly, please be considerate! ]

Seeing that they were starting to give up, Zhang Tian didn't plan to struggle.

He stared at the "balloon" on the note and thought for a moment, puffed up his cheeks and poked it with his hand, dubbed "bang" with his mouth, and then explained to the camera, "The balloon exploded."

[The balloon exploded. It was obviously us who were about to explode. ]

[I thought Li Xinnuo didn't get the point right before, but now I realize that she is the most serious one! ]

Ren Bailei and Feng Chacha saw that they were just doing their job, and prayed silently in their hearts that they would be able to pick a simpler one to surpass them, or at least be better than Ningxia.

After Zhang Tian came down, the two of them didn't move, just waiting for Ningxia to come up, wanting to see how she would perform, and then make adjustments based on the direction of her performance.

Ningxia saw that the place was empty, so he stood up and drew lots.

[Rose? What the hell, is this asking Sister Yu to sing a love song? No! In comparison, I would rather see her draw the monkey and swing on the vines.]

[How come it’s so easy when it’s Sister Yu’s turn? Stop singing love songs and stop abusing us singles! ]

[Let’s not talk about being single or not, I’m tired of listening to those love songs in the entertainment industry, okay? Either you love me or I hate you, what the hell. 】

Everyone present envied Ningxia's good luck. Ren Bailei and Feng Chacha looked at each other and thought how great it would be if they were to draw this topic.

Ningxia closed the note and looked at Wang Li, "If you want to sing, can you sing an original song?"

"Original? Did you write it?"

"Yes!" Ningxia nodded without hesitation.

Yes, she plans to rationally utilize the resources provided by the system and take the first step in rectifying the entertainment industry.

As for the originality, she had no psychological burden when she said it. On Blue Star, these things were brought out by her, so the originality was naturally hers.

She also doesn't like to play the game of exposing vests. If she wants to do something, she should be direct and not hide it. When she makes a profit, doing more good things is better than anything else.

"Of course, let's start preparing!"

Wang Li did not have any psychological burden, nor did he worry about whether her song was good or bad. Theirs was not a music variety show, with special effects like a stone breaking on the chest and spinning in circles. In comparison, Ningxia's was at least a normal program.

[I don’t quite understand her approach. Wasn’t her previous personality pretty good? Why did she suddenly change to a singer-songwriter route?]

[It was just a small fight before, and she was not satisfied at all. Now she wants to leave and she is a woman. Do you really think you have the talent of our Lei Lei? I advise you to learn your lesson and just sing a random song. ]

[Sister Yu can write her own songs? It’s the same groaning, decadent music again. I’m tired of it. I’m really tired of hearing about love and romance! ]

[I have thought of the lyrics for Sister Yu. You love me, I love you, just like a blooming rose, representing our loyal love...]

[Please don't be like this, you are disgusting to my eyes. 】

[Today's joke: This disgusting woman from Ningxia created a disgusting love song about roses! Do you really think that after dating my Lei Lei for two and a half years, she can write songs? Are you kidding?]

[Are fans of Toothpick sick? Are you the only one in the entertainment industry who can write songs? Can you please have some shame and support Sister Yu? Her amazing song crushes Brother Toothpick! ]

[Another amazing song, please understand that this is an a cappella song. She is a vase actress and she wants to crush Lei Lei. Stop being funny and wait until she can find the right tune! ]

Compared to Wang Li’s indifferent attitude, Ren Bailei and Feng Chacha almost laughed out loud. Even if others didn’t know, how could they not know? When did that waste Ningxia learn to write songs?

The two of them were smart enough not to disturb her. They wrote when they wanted to write and sang when they wanted to sing. Naturally, someone would rush up and scold her after she went wrong, but they just needed to watch the show quietly!

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