The short videos I watched from all dynasties

Li Ranran watched the video of the princes' overthrow of the Qing Dynasty and restoration of the Ming Dynasty five times before leaving with satisfaction.

What should I watch next? What is this? A cross-dressing video?

【When I traveled through the Song Dynasty...】

(A bearded man in a short-sleeved shirt takes a selfie in the mirror, and then the scene changes to a ferocious man in armor.)

Oh shit, that’s really amazing. It’s an invisible insult to the Song Dynasty.

＜Wanyan Wushu, don't run away!＞

＜General, the flag in front says Yue, we have never met him before! After this battle, you can go back to Wuguo City and eat meat in big bowls!＞

＜What is Da Song? Isn’t it a big gift?＞

＜What are you talking about? You are obviously a coward［dog head］＞

<Once again, this period is the Song, Liao, Jin and Mongolian period>

＜But my home is in the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun＞

<I used to want to go straight to Huanglong with Marshal Yue, but later I found out that my family is outside the Great Wall>

＜Hahaha, me too. I liked Huo Qubing, and then I found out that I was a Hun.＞

＜Good fellow, it’s still the Iron Pagoda.＞

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Song Dynasty, Qiande Year 5

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the man in armor in the sky and asked in confusion, "Isn't this armor style from the Song Dynasty?" Then he looked at the comments again, "What a gift? What a coward?"

Zhao Guangyi: "I'm afraid the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun have not been recovered."

Zhao Guangmei was a little angry. How could the comments displayed on the sky curtain bully us Song people like this?

"Wanyan? If not Khitan, then who is it?" Zhao Kuangyin picked out a comment about a surname from among many comments, but he didn't recognize it.

Zhao Dezhao was very good at reading and immediately responded, "Father, it should be the Jurchens, and now they are in the Liaodong Peninsula."

Zhao Defang was only eight years old and didn't understand much, so he interpreted it literally: "The meaning of the sky curtain is that in the future, Jin will destroy Liao, then Mongolia will destroy Jin, and then our Song will destroy Mongolia?"

Zhao Guangmei looked at the childish Zhao Defang and did not forget to complain: "Wrong! It should be that the Mongols destroyed our Song Dynasty, and our Song Dynasty and Jin Dynasty had a decisive battle, and the Mongols took advantage of the opportunity to invade."

"Ah? Hateful Jurchens! Hateful Mongols!"

Zhao Defang was persuaded by his fourth uncle and cursed the Jurchens and Mongols viciously.

Unlike everyone else who was indignant, Zhao Kuangyin remained silent. Yanyun, when will Yanyun be recovered?

He told his two younger brothers and two sons: "The Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun must be recovered. Even if I can't do it, you, your sons, your grandsons, and your descendants must not forget to recover Yanyun!"

"How can our Song Dynasty be ridiculed like this?" Zhao Kuangyin pointed at the words on the sky curtain with a firm look in his eyes, "The Song Dynasty is neither giving up nor giving up!"

Zhao Guangyi and other three also swore that they would never forget to recover Yanyun and would never let the Song Dynasty suffer such a ridicule again.

Liao Dynasty

"The Song, Liao, Jin, and Mongolian periods?" Yelu Longxu asked his mother. "Mother, Meng refers to Mongolia, so what does Jin refer to?"

Empress Dowager Xiao Chuo pondered over the words in the sky, "Heishui Jurchen? I remember that the most famous surname in the Jurchen tribe was Wanyan."

Yelu Longxu looked worried, "Mother, should we..."

"Don't worry for now, my prince. Let's hear what happens next."

The Jurchen tribe lived in the Liaodong Peninsula, and the Wanyan tribe lived in the upper reaches of the Yalu River and the Tumen River basin.

It must be that the Wanyan tribe rebelled in the future, and then swallowed up Liao and founded Jin? !

Golden State

"Hahahaha, Dasong really fits the description."

"Cheers to our General Wanyan Wushu!!!"

"Dajin! Dajin! Dajin!"

Wanyan Wushu was drinking with his subordinates, and he felt very disdainful of the fact that the Song Dynasty was described as a coward by Tianmu.

"Fuck! If we kill that little Zhao Gou, we will completely destroy the Song Dynasty, and the Central Plains will be ours to dominate!"

"The general is mighty! The general is mighty! The general is mighty!"

At this time, a soldier came to the front of the tent and said, "General, there is a flag with the word Yue in the front."

???

Wanyan Wushu couldn't help but think of a comment in the sky, and a feeling of uneasiness surged in his heart.

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The 28th year of Qin Shi Huang

"Huns? Send a message to Meng Tian and ask him to deal with the Huns. I want to prevent the Huns from coming south to graze their horses!" Ying Zheng had no interest in the three videos played on the sky screen. He felt that there was not much useful knowledge there.

According to Tianmu, there will be four dynasties in the future: Han, Qing, Ming and Song, but why is there no mention of the Qin Dynasty?

Ying Zheng felt a little frustrated. After all, the Qin Dynasty failed to last for thousands of years. Would it last for eight hundred years like the Zhou Dynasty?

Whenever he thought of what happened during the Zhou Dynasty, Ying Zheng became even more upset. If the future Qin emperor became a puppet like the Zhou emperor, it would be better if these eight hundred years did not exist.

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Han Dynasty, the third year of Yuanshou

"It seems that this Tianmu likes General Huo a lot." Liu Che saw a comment and said (I used to like Huo Qubing, but then I found out that I was a Hun.)

"Hahaha, General Huo's charm is loved by all the Huns." Both the civil officials and military generals around him cast envious glances at Huo Qubing.

Cough, cough, cough, Huo Qubing's ears turned slightly red after being praised. He thought: I have been shy more times today than in the past twenty years or so. Could it be that I am really so charming?

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This video is so mean, but the comments are even meaner than the video.

The video below is from the Song Dynasty? What does this title mean? Did I misunderstand it before?

Li Ranran opened the next video with a learning attitude:

【Misunderstanding of Song Dynasty Soldiers】

[What we think of Song Dynasty soldiers: Stereotypes of the soldiers in "Water Margin"]

[A man with tattoos on his face is being sent to the military camp to do hard labor.

Some people around laughed and cursed: "Look! Another thief soldier!"

[Actual Song Dynasty Soldiers: Elite Imperial Guards

The man in armor and well-armed boasted to others: "We are the real Song army! Our selection criteria are all strong men, regardless of height or weight, there are unified regulations."

Then he pointed at another person and said, "People like him don't meet the standards of our imperial guards. They can only serve as wing soldiers."

Others echoed: "They are indeed the elite troops of the Song army. As long as our elite Song army is deployed, the Liao and Jin are nothing more than that!"

[The actual local garrison troops: Xiangjun

"Ah, my life is so hard. I thought I could join the Imperial Guard, but I still have to do odd jobs in these places!"

Several people complained to each other: "That's right, any hard labor work is given to us to do!"

"Good iron is not used to make nails, and good men do not become soldiers."】

Hmm…did you take away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain? Li Ranran smiled as she read the comments. The comments never disappoint.

＜The Liao and Jin soldiers expressed their liking and praise for the equipment and hoped that the Song army would provide them with more weapons and equipment＞

＜Tokyo is about to fall!!! [laughing and crying]＞

Wanyan Zongbing explains Song Dynasty armor to the Jin army

＜I’m such a coward to run away wearing such heavy armor! [Like]＞

＜The Song Dynasty is so powerful, it must have beaten up Xixia and Liao, and fought against Guaizima and Tiefutu alone [dog head]＞

＜Indeed, we were beaten by Liao and Jin [laughing]＞

＜The Song Dynasty is truly a 2,000-year shame for China＞

＜??? The Song Dynasty was a time of cultural and economic prosperity, but you didn’t mention it at all＞

＜What's the point of having only culture and economy? Look at how much tribute was paid each year? The Song Dynasty was not even a unified dynasty.＞

＜Thinking about the Jingkang Shame＞

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Song Dynasty, Qiande Year 5

Zhao Kuangyin said angrily: "Who can tell me what 'annual tribute', 'Jingkang shame' and 'Western Xia' are?"

"." Zhao Guangyi and Zhao Guangmei saw the blue veins on their brother's forehead and didn't dare to say anything, for fear of being beaten.

"..." Zhao Dezhao did not dare to reply. Although there was no annual tribute and no such thing as the Jingkang Shame which sounded like a national disaster, this was something done by the future emperor, and he might be beaten.

Zhao Defang was wondering why whenever he mentioned the Song army, he would think of the bandit army.

Zhao Kuangyin felt like he was about to laugh out of anger, so he kicked over the table next to him and threw some punches to try to calm himself down.

He stared at his disappointing brother and son, "How bad is the Song Dynasty I founded? To make future generations laugh at it like this!"

From some minor details in the comments, it is not difficult to analyze that the sky curtain was probably created in later generations.

"My royal brother should be credited with ending the five generations of wars since the end of the Tang Dynasty. You must not be angry about the joke Tianmu said." Zhao Guangyi dryly advised Zhao Kuangyin, who was full of murderous intent.

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand, "Stop talking, let me think about it."

Different from the anger among various parties in the Song Dynasty, the Liao and Jin Kingdoms were very excited. The more Tianmu mocked the Song Dynasty, the happier they were.

The Song Dynasty is not to be feared. Now we should first think about what is going on with Mongolia...