The short videos I watched from all dynasties

In the seventh year of Jian'an, in order to control Jiangdong, Cao Cao ordered Sun Quan to send his son to the court to accompany him, but was rejected by Sun Quan.

In the 13th year of Jian'an, Sun Quan went west to attack Liu Biao's general Huang Zu, captured Jiangxia, stationed troops in Chaisang, and coveted the land of Jingxiang.

When Cao Cao learned that Liu Bei had a new military advisor, Zhuge Liang, he discussed with his civil and military officials about sending troops.

Xiahou Dun volunteered to take the charge, and he looked down on Zhuge Liang: "I regard Zhuge Liang as a piece of grass, so why should I be afraid of him?"

"I am willing to issue a military order to capture Liu Bei and Kong Ming alive!"

Cao Cao therefore appointed Xiahou Dun as commander-in-chief, leading an army of 100,000 to attack Liu Bei in Xinye.

Xiahou Dun on the battlefield did not take Zhuge Liang seriously at all. "Looking at how he deploys his troops, using this kind of troops as the vanguard to fight against me is like driving dogs and sheep to fight tigers and leopards."

"You follow Liu Bei like lonely souls following ghosts."

Liu Bei and Zhao Yun led their troops to retreat to Bowangpo according to the strategy of military advisor Zhuge Liang.

Xiahou Dun fell into a trap, and the rear army crowded the front army, and the team was blocked at Bowang Slope, while the ambushes on both sides rolled the burning firewood down the hillside. Xiahou Dun led the remaining troops to flee in panic, and the entire team was defeated, with countless casualties.

＜Hefei War God——Sun Shiwan Arrives＞

＜Sun Jian, how come you become your son again? Hahaha, create a smurf account to avenge yourself＞

＜As we all know, the military order of the Three Kingdoms was only useful to Ma Su [covering face]＞

＜Xiahou Dun soon after: We were just joking＞

＜《Capturing Liu Bei Alive》《Capturing Zhuge Liang Alive》＞

＜Xiahou Dun——The defeated general, he didn’t fight many victories [covering face] but he was indispensable for promotion [dog head]＞

＜Cao Cao comforts Xiahou Dun: Yuan Rang, please be at ease. The big-eared thief is difficult to deal with. Don’t be sad, my good brother. I will give you a promotion later to comfort you＞

＜This battle was also the battle in which the Prime Minister gained a foothold. From then on, passers-by in the army turned from haters to fans＞

[Emperor Sun Quan of Wu: [Numbness]]

[In the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Sun Ce, the Marquis of Wu: What is there to fear from a small city like Hefei?!]

[Ma Su, a soldier in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: What do you mean by the military order is only useful to me? ? ? ]

[Xiahou Dun, the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: How can the light curtain smear someone's innocence out of thin air? I... I am not a defeated general... I am just...]

[Zhang Fei, Marquis of Xixiang in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Tsk tsk tsk, Cao Cao really loves you.]

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[Liu Biao was seriously ill and wanted to entrust Jingzhou to Liu Bei, but Liu Bei refused. Liu Biao's eldest son Liu Qi warmly received Zhuge Liang.

Liu Qi said anxiously: "My stepmother is incompatible with me. I am in danger. I beg you to save me."

Zhuge Liang shook his head: "I really don't dare to discuss this matter. Goodbye!"

In order to keep Zhuge Liang, Liu Qi tricked him into thinking he had an ancient book for him to read. Under Liu Qi's guidance, Zhuge Liang climbed up the small building along the ladder. Secretly, Liu Qi ordered someone to remove the ladder.

Liu Qi knelt before Zhuge Liang again and said, "Sir! My stepmother has been hurting me all the time. My life is at stake. How can you bear not to say a word to save me?"

Zhuge Liang still refused.

Liu Qi cried, walked to the sword rack, drew out a long sword and put it across his neck. He said resolutely: "Qi will die in front of you today!"

Zhuge Liang told Liu Qi: "Shen Sheng died inside, Chong Er is safe outside. Now Huang Zu has just died, Jiangxia has no one to defend it. Why don't you speak up and request to station troops to defend Jiangxia, so you can avoid disaster."

＜Liu Qi: I completed the Three Kingdoms "Capture Zhuge Liang Alive" mission by climbing up the roof and pulling the ladder out. You can try it too＞

＜The strategy Zhuge Liang came up with for Liu Qi was also brilliant. After all, Jiangxia, which Liu Qi occupied, could be said to be the real starting point of Liu Bei's group [eat melon]＞

＜Sir, why don’t you say “Xiliang Ma Teng” [dying with laughter] In the Three Kingdoms, when someone needs to be blamed for something, they would say Xiliang Ma Teng was plotting a rebellion hahaha＞

[Ma Teng in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Me? Take the blame when things go wrong?]

[Tang Taizong Li Shimin: Capture Zhuge Liang alive? This statement is quite novel]

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[Cao Cao led an army of 500,000 to the south. After Liu Biao's death, Cai Mao deposed Liu Qi and enthroned Liu Cong, intending to offer Jingzhou to Cao Cao.

Cao Ren led his army to Xinye, only to find the city gates wide open and the city dark and empty. Cao Ren ordered his army to set up camp inside the city. When a soldier took a chicken, it triggered a mechanism designed by Zhuge Liang, causing a fire. The fire spread throughout the city, and Cao's army was in chaos.

Cao Ren led the remaining troops to flee to the Baihe River in a panic, but was flooded by Guan Yu who was upstream of the Baihe River. A large number of soldiers and horses were immediately drowned. Cao Ren forced his way across the Baihe River, but was chased and killed by Zhang Fei.

＜At this time, Boss Cao’s face was filled with the words “I am invincible in the world”, and everyone he saw was a rat [dog head]＞

＜Then there was the fire at Red Cliff, which extinguished Cao's arrogance [eat melon] I thought the southern expedition would be smooth, but later Liu Bei took advantage of it to take off [dog head]＞

＜Liu Cong looked quite smart, but he was still young. He was used as a puppet by the big families such as Cai Mao. It was all planned. He had communicated with Cao Cao long ago to know how much Jingzhou could be sold for and how many official titles he could get＞

＜Even if Liu Bei accepted Liu Biao's advice and took Jingzhou, he would definitely not be able to hold it firmly. Cao Cao and Sun Quan also had internal conflicts in Jingzhou, and it was impossible to hold it.＞

＜I feel sorry for Cao Ren hahaha. More than ten years later, Cao Ren will be flooded here again by the second master.＞

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Humph, Liu Bei always pretends to be so. On the surface, he refuses Liu Biao's offer of Jingzhou, but secretly asks his military advisor to help Liu Qi. In the end, isn't Jiangxia still yours?]

[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: You usurper of the Han Dynasty, stop talking! Are you worthy of saying that?!]

[Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of Han: You usurped the throne of Han and proclaimed yourself emperor, yet you still call me a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty. How shameless! ! ! ]

[In the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Guo Jia: The Great Fire at Chibi...? I see.]

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The Second Year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty

The civil and military officials have become accustomed to the frequent exchanges of insults between Your Majesty and Cao the thief in front of the screen.

Military order? Ma Su?

Zhuge Liang, waving his feather fan, had a bad feeling in his heart.

Those who could work with Liu Bei were naturally people he was close to and trusted, so Ma Su was not in the hall yet.

Liu Bei knew that Ma Su worked for Kong Ming, who had high regard for him. However, he thought that Ma Su was over-confident and not as good as his elder brother, Ma Liang.

After Liu Bei became emperor, Ma Liang became the imperial attendant. Ma Liang looked up at the emperor in fear. Could it be that his brother had issued a military order but failed to complete it, and was eventually punished?

Liu Bei quickly stepped forward and pulled Ma Liang to his side: "As for your brother's affairs, we will see what Guangmu will say in the future. Ji Chang, don't worry about things that haven't happened yet."

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Ma Su, who was working in the Prime Minister's Mansion, felt a chill on his neck ever since he looked at the light curtain.

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Eastern Han Dynasty, the fifth year of Jian'an

Xudu

Xiahou Dun was upset about his mistake and his face turned slightly red.

Cheng Yu consoled him: "This is due to underestimating the enemy, not your fault."

Xiahou Dun's face turned even redder when he heard this. The "Xiahou Dun" on the screen first disdained Zhuge Liang and underestimated the enemy, and then did not listen to his general Li Dian, which led to the defeat of the army... How could this not be his fault?

Cao Cao finally understood why the screen had previously joked that the next time Xiahou Dun met Guan Yu he would be beaten at Bowangpo.

"Yuan Rang, you should work harder."

Xiahou Dun bowed to show that he understood.

After persuading Xiahou Dun, Cao Cao continued to confront "Emperor Zhaolie of Han Liu Bei" on the light screen. However, every time he quarreled with Liu Bei, Emperor Gaozu, Emperor Xiaowu and Emperor Guangwu would come to help... they had more people and more power.

The big-eared thief in this world will never let you have an easy life!

Jiangdong

"I don't know when the video screen will broadcast the battle that earned you your nickname."

Sun Ce felt helpless towards his brother Sun Quan. He really couldn't understand how 100,000 people! Yes 100,000 people! How could they be easily defeated and fled by Zhang Liao's 800 people? !

What about his Jiangdong generals and warriors? Alas, it was said before that most of the great governors of Dongwu died young, which must be because Jiangdong lacked talented generals...

Sun Quan looked down at the map, his eyes fixed on Hefei. Humph! With my brother here this time, I will definitely take Hefei!

Zhou Yu thought that the words "Jiangdong rats" on the screen were particularly eye-catching. Jiangdong had as many talented people as the Central Plains. I, Zhou Gongjin, would definitely help Bofu achieve great things!

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