The short videos I watched from all dynasties

When it was time for dinner, Li Ranran opened "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and continued reading.

[After more than a month of hard fighting, Cao Cao's army finally captured Shouchun and defeated Yuan Shu. In the third year of Jian'an, Zhang Xiu joined forces with Liu Biao to attack Xu Du, so Cao Cao had to lead his troops back to rescue Xu Du.

When the common people along the way saw Cao's army, they immediately turned around and fled.

Cao Cao had no choice but to issue an order: "Send someone to inform the villagers near and far that I am following the emperor's order to send troops to suppress the rebellion. I have no choice but to do so. It happens to be the time when wheat is ripe. Anyone who walks through the wheat fields and tramples on them will be beheaded."

"The military law is strict, so the people can harvest wheat with peace of mind and without worries."

Just as Cao's army was passing through the wheat field, Cao Cao's mount suddenly went crazy and stepped into the field.

Cao Cao asked the military clerk what crime he should be charged with for trampling on the wheat field. The military clerk said, "How can the prime minister be punished?"

Cao Cao said, "If we don't punish him, how can we convince the people?" Then he drew his sword and put it to his neck.

All the generals and soldiers rushed forward to dissuade him, but Guo Jia knelt down and said, "Prime Minister, the ancient Spring and Autumn Annals says that the law is not respected. How can you kill yourself when you are in charge of a large army?"

Under the consolation of his generals and soldiers, Cao Cao cut off his hair and presented his head.

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＜Cao's army is notorious [eating melon]＞

＜“What the people want”＞

＜It is the people who are miserable.＞

＜《Beheading》,《Strict Military Law》＞

＜Note: The final right of interpretation belongs to Cao Cao. ＞

＜Ma: As a Han Dynasty resident, I should take it as my responsibility to support the Han Dynasty! I must kill Cao the thief now!＞

＜Soldier: Please start your performance.＞

＜Prime Minister, please cut off your own head＞

＜Cao Cao’s face: Don’t stop me. Cao Cao’s heart: Jia Jia wants to get out of this situation. [Tears]＞

＜Guo Jia: Don’t worry, I’ll make up a reason right away! ＞

＜Guo's Spring and Autumn Annals＞

＜hhhh I am dying of laughter, you are so pretentious [dog head] now you can’t come down from the stage, luckily Jiajia is smart.＞

[Han Gaozu Liu Bang: @Wei Wudi Cao Cao, don’t say anything casually outside.]

[Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: This horse understands human nature, it is a good horse! ]

[Huo Qubing, the champion in the fifth year of Yuanshou in the Han Dynasty: Alas, even horses know that they have been eating Han salaries for generations, so they should support the Han Dynasty and kill Han thieves [eating melon]]

[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Cao's army is famous for massacring cities, so the common people should avoid it.]

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: @Emperor Liu Bei of Han Zhaolie Hum, have you forgotten who took you in when you were down and out?]

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Eastern Han Dynasty, the fifth year of Jian'an

Xu Chang

Cao Cao: “…”

Light curtain, you put this on the light curtain, everyone can see it! Am I, Cao Cao, shameless? !

Guo Jia saw many words praising him in the comments on the screen and raised his eyebrows: His charm remains unchanged, and he is still loved after a thousand years.

Yecheng

Cao Cao, who won the Battle of Guandu, was in high spirits, while Yuan Shao, who fled back to Yecheng, looked extremely embarrassed.

After the defeat at Guandu, Yuan Shao vomited blood and fell ill.

"Cao Cao! You are so good at pretending!"

Yuan Shao's hatred for Cao Cao grew day by day, "Swear to kill Cao Cao!"

Feng Ji consoled him: "The four continents of Hebei are still in the hands of the lord. Just wait for a rest before attacking Cao Cao."

Jiangdong

"Gongjin, Yuan Benchu ​​has been defeated!"

After Sun Ce got the news, he immediately went to see Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu thought, "Bofu, Yuan Benchu ​​was defeated faster than we originally predicted."

Sun Ce sighed, "It was Xu You. Xu You surrendered to Cao Cao."

"The Yuan family is about to come to an end." Zhou Yu said suddenly.

Sun Ce: "The day Cao Cao stabilizes the north, it will be time for him to move south."

The south is vast and sparsely populated, and its resources are inferior to those of the northern Central Plains. It is necessary to develop and strengthen Jiangdong before Cao Cao completely controls the north.

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Xudu

Cao Cao wanted to attack Yuan Shao, but he did not have the strength, so he summoned all his ministers to discuss the matter.

Guo Jia cupped his hands and said: "In my humble opinion, Shao has ten defeats and you have ten victories..."

After listening to Guo Jia's theory of ten wins and ten losses, Cao Cao decided to march east to attack Lu Bu to eliminate future troubles.

Lü Bu attacked Xiaopei and sent Zhang Liao to attack the west gate. Guan Yu and Zhang Liao were from the same hometown, so he advised: "I know that General Zhang is a loyal and righteous man. Why would you join the family of a three-surnamed family when you are a well-dressed general?"

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Liu Bei asked Cao Cao for help, and Cao Cao sent troops to Xuzhou. Xiahou Dun and Gao Shun, a subordinate of Lu Bu, fought together.

Cao Xing shot an arrow and Xiahou Dun was hit in the left eye. He roared in anger and tried to pull out the sword with his hand, but accidentally pulled out his eyeball. Xiahou Dun immediately shouted, "My father's sperm and my mother's blood cannot be discarded!" He stuffed his eye into his mouth and swallowed it, then he rode his horse and killed Cao Xing to avenge the arrow.

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＜Ten wins and ten losses are coming.＞

＜Guo Jia is so handsome＞

＜Countdown to Lu Bu's offline.＞

＜Ahhh Zhang Wenyuan is online, Zhang Babai [Shaha]＞

＜Jia Jia is so pretty, let me lick her...＞

＜Cherish Xiahou Dun who now has two eyes [crying]＞

＜The Perfect General, Pulling Out the Arrow and Eating the Eye＞

＜Eye-inserting emoticon pack [covering face]＞

＜One-eyed man is romantic [dog head]＞

＜Xiahou Dun's approach is correct, there will be no infection, just swallow it raw...＞

＜Brother Dun is awesome＞

[In the eighth year of Emperor Gaozu of Han, Fan Kuai, Marquis of Wuyang: So this is a real tough guy [thumbs up]]

[Princess Taiping of Wu Zhou: I’m sorry, I’m really sick of watching this.]

[In the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty, Xixiang Hou Zhang Fei: Brother, I admire you.]

[Xiahou Dun, the governor of Henan in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: That's an exaggeration [covering face]]

[Xiahou Dun, the governor of Henan in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: @Luo Guanzhong in the twenty-eighth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty You have to be able to write. [Smile]]

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Xiahou Dun weakly explained to people from all dynasties in the comment section of the light curtain that he did not swallow his eyeballs.

[Cao Cao led his army to besiege Xuzhou. Lu Bu was tricked by Chen Deng and retreated to Xia Pi.

Cao Cao's army arrived at Xiapi, trying to persuade Lü Bu to surrender. Unexpectedly, Chen Gong grabbed an arrow and shot at Cao Cao. Cao Cao was furious and said, "Chen Gong, I swear to kill you!"

Lu Bu was panicked, "Gongtai, why are you doing this?"

"Why does Gongtai hate Cao Cao so much?"

Chen Gong replied, "Cao Cao has come from afar, and his force cannot last long. You can lead your troops to station outside the city, and I and the rest of the soldiers will defend the city. If Cao Cao attacks you, I will lead my troops to attack him from behind. If he attacks the city, you can attack him from behind by surprise, and the two will respond to each other and form a pincer attack. In less than ten days, Cao's army will run out of food and naturally retreat. Then we can pursue and attack them and defeat them in one fell swoop."

Lü Bu agreed to Chen Gong's plan and was about to leave when Chen Gong suddenly said, "My lord, tell your followers to bring more cotton clothes."

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＜Lü Bu didn’t listen to what Chen Gong said. Lü Bu listened to what Chen Deng said. Now he is being played around.＞

＜Alas, Chen Gong was worried when he saw Lu Bu.＞

＜Chen Gong and Cao Cao love and hate each other, so cute [starry eyes]＞

＜The hatred from first love＞

＜Chen Gong: Don’t ask, if you ask, I’ve loved you.＞

＜Pass it on, Cao Cao can't last long [laughing and crying]＞

＜Chen Gong activates skill [Intelligence]＞

＜This is indeed Chen Gong’s final strategy. If Lu Bu can’t even win with this strategy＞

＜Chen Gong: My Lord, please keep warm＞

＜Alas, Chen Gong, my male mother, is so virtuous, he really makes me cry.＞

＜Chen Gong, since you don't want to follow Cao Cao, follow Liu Bei. Lu Bu is not worthy of your careful treatment [crying]＞

[Ming Chongzhen 2nd Year Feng Menglong: There is such a way of knocking [Suddenly I realized]]

[Zhang Fei, Marquis of Xixiang in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Poof, Cao Cao can't last long [dog head]]

[Wu Zhou Shangguan Wan'er: Male mother...?]

[Princess Taiping of Wu Zhou: Virtuous...?]

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Cao Cao was furious at the joke made in the comments section of the light curtain, but he could only rage helplessly.

How do you explain the fact that loneliness cannot last long?