I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The old lady who came with her granddaughter: ...

After calculating with my fingers, I decided it’s not a good day to go out, so I went home.

Zhou Ruorong was stunned by the fast pace. Was this still her grandmother who had been frail for many years?

Woohoo. She didn't want to go in and face that big devil!

I hugged my 200-pound self with heartache, and my steps were very heavy.

The Minister of Rites also saw his mother walking briskly and covered his face with his hands in pain, knowing that she was probably pretending to be sick to deceive him. He couldn't live like this anymore.

[Hahahaha, the old lady is so cute. She must be a very open-minded old lady.]

[It's a good thing that the Minister is open-minded, otherwise they might have become a couple with grievances. ]

The others agreed very much, saying that the Minister of Rites was just too careless. If it were anyone else, they would definitely feel uncomfortable.

They all looked at the Minister of Rites with admiration, but he declined, saying, "Don't admire him, he has also been trained since he was a child."

If you want to blame someone, blame his father for finding him a mother who is a drama queen.

Let’s just say, there has never been peace at home as far as he can remember.

The system agrees: [Yes, this fully demonstrates the importance of a good mother-in-law! ]

[Just like the mother of the Minister of Revenue, who ignored the stability of her family and was still thinking about causing trouble for the family.]

[Tong'er, you are absolutely right. The old ones are restless and rely on their seniority to stir up trouble at home, causing unrest in the family and damaging the blessings of the younger generation in the family.]

The system was amused and praised: [The host is very conscious, and will be a good mother-in-law in the future. ]

Ning Zhiyi said that the gap was a bit too big and he couldn't accept it.

[Tong'er, I'm not married yet, so how can I become a mother-in-law all of a sudden? But it's not bad to think about it this way. I can become a mother, a grandmother, or even a grandmother without any pain.]

[This way, I won't have to rely on my brother and nephews and nieces to support me. It can be considered an alternative life of lying low. ]

[Tong'er, see if there is anyone who meets the requirements. As long as I can lie down and eat melons, I can accept it.]

other people:......

No, is it so hasty?

Please, consider other people's feelings. They may not agree with you!

If you marry a little girl like this, no matter what secrets there are in the family, they will all be exposed by her.

At the same time, they also understood that this girl had no idea at all, and the ultimate goal of her plan was to eat melons. She was really eating melons with her life.

The Minister of Rites was amused. She looked like a grown-up girl, but how could she be so childish? He did not feel any resentment in his heart. The girl was just eating melon in her heart and did not reveal a word to outsiders.

Who could have thought that their thoughts would be heard by others? From this perspective, it seems that they and others are being unfair to the girl.

Although they didn't mean to do it, they did hear the girl's thoughts.

The Minister of Rites quickly coaxed himself into submission, his speed so skillful that it made people feel distressed.

In fact, other people thought so too. Everyone was open-minded and did not just expose the gossip about their own family. Looking at the behavior of the Ning family girl, she treated everyone equally and did not intend to let anyone go.

What is worrying is not the lack of food but the inequality. If everyone is the same, he/she will have no objection. At most, you can eat my melon today and I can eat your melon tomorrow. Isn't that fair?

The system poured cold water on you, [Stop this dangerous idea of ​​yours, it’s just a thought. If you really carry it out, it depends on whether your big brother will break your legs or not. ]

Ning Zhiyi immediately wilted, kicked the idea away, and dared not think about it again.

System: [Haha, host, the more I get to know the old lady, the more I like her. She is really a living treasure, haha.]

The old lady left on the surface, but actually hid in the corner and eavesdropped, laughing in her heart. She thought that she could win over another person with her personal charm.

Since you like her so much, please don't expose her gossip.

System: [No, I am dying of laughter. The old lady is too funny. I need to expose more of her gossips.]

Old lady:......

It's really beyond words, it turns out this is what it feels like to be liked, she would rather not have this love, thank you.

The Minister of Rites was stunned, but his wife was not there yet. Worried that something bad would be exposed about her mother, she was about to go and stop it. But when she stuck her head out, she saw the old lady lying in the corner and eavesdropping.

The Minister’s Wife: ???

Mom, do you want to see what you are doing!

You are the old lady of a prestigious family, how could you do such a thing as eavesdropping?

I suddenly changed my mind and looked back at everyone in the room. Oh, yes, they were all eavesdropping.

That’s okay, she is also a Buddha, so let it be.

System: [Not long after the old lady got married, it happened to be Mr. Zhou’s birthday. She filled the study with chrysanthemums and lay among them. She also put on heavy makeup to celebrate her husband’s birthday, with a white face and red lips.]

[She lay peacefully among the chrysanthemums. She wanted to give Mr. Zhou a surprise, but she almost sent him away! ]

[Hahaha] Ning Zhiyi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he clapped the table as he laughed.

"Haha hiccups" the Minister's wife suddenly covered her mouth. Oh no, why couldn't she hold it back? She must not laugh and must think about sad things.

The system also laughed for a while, and then continued: [This is not over yet. Old Master Zhou fell to the ground with a cry. The old lady thought he was joking with her. She came to Old Master Zhou with her flaming red lips and called him affectionately. She thought her husband would give her a loving hug. ]

[Pink bubbles started to appear all over her body, but all the pink bubbles were popped by Elder Zhou's words "Ghost!"]

[Angry about this incident, the old lady ignored Mr. Zhou for three days. To be honest, Mr. Zhou is really pitiful. He was frightened on his birthday, but not only was there no one to comfort him, but he had to comfort the old lady instead.]

[Haha, oh my god, I can’t take it anymore, my stomach is going to cramp from laughing.] Ning Zhiyi almost rolled off her chair from laughing so hard, and the table was slapped so loudly by her.

The others in the side hall couldn't help themselves either. They covered their stomachs with one hand and their mouths with the other, laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.

The wife of the assistant minister kept telling herself that she must not laugh at her mother-in-law, because a daughter-in-law who laughs at her mother-in-law is not a good daughter-in-law. But she could not hold on for more than three seconds, and she laughed the loudest.

The Minister of Rites tried to hold back his laughter but his mouth twitched. After all, she was his own mother, he absolutely could not laugh!

After a few breaths, he raised his sleeves to cover his face, and his shoulders kept shaking. He didn't do it on purpose, he really couldn't hold it anymore!

The old lady who was eavesdropping in the corner was also laughing. It was quite interesting to suddenly hear about the embarrassing things she had done when she was young.

The system found another melon, [Oh, and people say that sour boys and spicy girls, when the old lady was pregnant with the Minister of Rites, she couldn't stand sour food at all, but liked spicy food, so she was sure that this was definitely a daughter, so she prepared clothes and everything else, all for a girl. ]

Ning Zhiyi raised her hand, [I think I guessed it, haha. ]