I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 87 His beauty was eaten by this damn monkey!
"You old man, stop playing tricks on me. Do you think I was brought up by being scared? I'm going to kill you!"
The flower thief rushed over and shouted, "Tell me quickly, where did you hide the beauty?"
"The beauty is here!" a charming voice sounded.
With such a sweet voice, he knew without looking back that this must be a beauty!
It must be that the beauty couldn't bear to see him kill the old man, so she foolishly jumped out and fell into the trap.
He immediately stopped and turned to the direction where the voice came from, "Hey, is the beauty already waiting for me in the bed?"
There were curtains around the bed, and the flower thief first saw a light yellow long skirt, a graceful figure, and a slender figure. If this wasn't a beauty, his name would be written backwards!
He scratched his lower body impatiently with an anxious look on his face. Ning Yuanze frowned and left his hiding place.
"Beauty, why don't you say anything? Turn around." After every failure, he learned a lesson. From today on, he would never believe in the beauty of a woman's back again.
"Okay, you have to look carefully." She turned her body first, until her upper body was twisted 180 degrees, with her head still tilted behind her.
The flower thief had never seen such a style before, and could not help but stretch his neck to see. The next second, he saw the beauty leaning over with her hair completely covering the front of her face.
Then he got on all fours and rushed towards him at a speed that was difficult for ordinary people to achieve.
"Bull Charge!"
Rushing to the flower thief, she jumped up and gave him a heavy blow!
"Yes, there is a monster!"
He finally saw the beautiful woman's face and really wanted to poke out his own eyes.
This is not a beauty at all, it's clearly a monkey with a beard and a mouth full of blood!
Could it be that he just ate a human? !
His beauty was eaten by this damn monkey!
The sweet voice was gone, replaced by a very rough voice:
"I will take you back to Savage Mountain and give you to all the female monkeys!"
He likes beautiful women with graceful figures, not female monkeys! "Don't come over here, or I'll be rude to you!"
"How can you be rude to me, you little Karami? Let me tell you, not only will I give you to the female monkeys, but I will also let them eat you alive afterwards!"
Ning Zhiyi wanted to rush forward and continue to scare him, but a hand behind her grabbed her by the back of the neck and pulled her back. Her hood was messed up by the person who came, and her eye sockets were blocked, so she could not see the road ahead clearly.
"Stay here and don't move!"
"I understand, big brother. I will be obedient. I am the most obedient." Hearing Ning Yuanze's voice that clearly showed he was suppressing his anger, Ning Zhiyi behaved very well.
The flower thief felt that he had a bad start today, and that all he encountered were either ghosts or monsters. He had to leave quickly, because his lightness skills were superb, and the monsters had no chance of stopping him!
As a result, he had only taken two steps when a big hand stretched out from under the bed and pulled him back.
"Who?"
"It's your grandpa!"
The flower thief turned around and saw a bearded, black-faced man under the bed, looking at him with a grim smile!
"Damn it, I'm going to fight you!" He was defeated. He was going to fight with the bearded man today. They all showed up one by one.
He can't defeat the monster, but he can beat a man. If anyone dares to stop him from escaping, he should pay with this man's life!
The people from the Ministry of Justice rushed into the room and blocked the door. Ning Yuanze didn't wait for the flower thief to fight back, but kicked him. "Puff", the flower thief's chest was sunken and his ribs were broken.
The mighty general crawled out from under the bed and said, "Master, cover the girl's eyes."
Ning Yuanze turned around and pulled Ning Zhiyi away. A heart-wrenching scream came from behind them.
"Brother, what happened?"
"Nothing happened."
The Sixth Prince took a quick glance and calmly withdrew his gaze. It was just a waste of time and effort.
However, everyone present felt a chill. Why did the mighty general's kick that could end his family lineage seem so familiar? It was scary.
Ning Zhiyi listened to the screams and didn't believe what his elder brother said, "Nothing happened." He asked:
【Tong'er, what happened? 】
System: [It's no big deal. The flower-stealing thief's thing was crippled by the mighty general, and he kicked it to pieces! ]
[Wow, no wonder he screamed so miserably, great job, General, you are truly a role model for our generation.]
The mighty general was very happy and raised his head higher and higher. It was so nice to be praised. This girl was so well-behaved and lovable. She liked to praise herself just like her father.
As I thought about it, I felt inexplicably sad. Since the death of General Ning, no one would praise him anymore.
Everyone likes to look at him with disdain. Alas, they miss that brother who is smart, brave and not fussy about details.
The system said: [Host, you may not know this, but the mighty general is a famous egg-crushing general on the battlefield. ]
Ning Yuanze had heard his father mention this matter. He didn't expect Xitong to be such a tight-lipped person. How could he tell such a thing to his sister? He wanted to turn around and cover his broken mouth.
He raised his hand and put it down again, forgetting that he could no longer see the bucket.
He couldn't see it, and he couldn't touch it either. He was so angry that he clenched his fists. If possible, he really wanted to drag Xi Tong over and beat him up.
"Master, calm down." The Second Prince rushed before the Crown Prince to pull the man away. He couldn't let him disturb him while he was enjoying the melon.
The adults who had heard the inside story looked a little unnatural, while those who didn't know the inside story looked like curious babies.
Ning Zhiyi: [Eh, this title is quite abstract. Why does the mighty general have this title? ]
The system laughed, and the sound was as obscene as it could be. [On the battlefield, there are often situations where a small number of people are fighting against a large number of enemies. There are too many enemies, and it would be a waste of time for him to kill them one by one.]
[In order to lead his soldiers to break out as quickly as possible, the wise and powerful general directly fired at the enemy's lower three parts with his gun. This move could completely make the enemy lose their resistance and break their eggs. Therefore, some people in the army gave him the title of General Breaking Eggs. ]
Ning Zhiyi: [Hahaha, so that's what it means. I was shocked. I thought it was what I thought it meant.]
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