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Chapter 61 Emperor Mu Wu: Don’t be awkward, thank you.
Emperor Mu Wu stood up in shock. Is his third son crazy?
Nonsense, the third son is the most sensible and polite, it is absolutely impossible for him to do anything crazy.
Time goes back...
As soon as the third prince entered the palace, he was invited over by the palace servants around the imperial concubine.
"Mother, today is the Queen's banquet. Let's go there quickly. If we are late, we will be criticized."
The imperial concubine became angry when talking about the banquet. She put down the teacup in her hand heavily and said dissatisfiedly: "I get angry when talking about this. Ning Zhiyi made me look bad. Isn't she on the Queen's side? I have to find an opportunity to "entertain" her well."
The Third Prince was puzzled, so the Aunt in Charge recounted what had just happened. After listening to it, the Third Prince frowned and advised:
"Mother, please do not act rashly. I will come to deal with her in a while. There are many ferocious beasts in the hunting grounds. It is normal for someone to die."
"My son is so considerate. Remember not to let her die too easily. That little bitch has been clinging to the queen since she was a child. I want to give the queen a big gift, but I don't know if the queen can accept it."
"What does mother mean?"
The imperial concubine proudly told her plan, "When the Sixth Prince and the Ning family's little girl get into trouble at the hunting ground, the Queen will be extremely sad. At that time, I will send someone to increase the dosage of the medicine and send the Queen directly to the west."
"The queen was overly worried and overworked, and she became ill. It is understandable that she died."
"In the end, only the prince is left. He can't stand alone. How can he fight with my son?"
Although the Third Prince felt that this was a risky move, the desire deep in his heart made him excited.
With the death of the Sixth Prince and the Queen, the Crown Prince has lost his greatest supporter, making it much easier to deal with him. Once the Crown Prince is deposed, he will be the best candidate to be the Crown Prince!
No, that won't work. My father loves the prince the most and he won't depose him easily. It's better for him to send the prince to the west directly.
"Mother, I think it's a good idea. But is it safe to give the queen the medicine? Will it be discovered?"
The imperial concubine fiddled with the tea leaves and smiled confidently, "No, this medicine was obtained from foreign lands. Our doctors in the Central Plains will definitely not be able to diagnose it."
"The mother of the person who drugged me has also been arranged, there will definitely be no problems."
The Third Prince happily bowed his hands and said, "I'll leave everything in the palace to you, Mother. I'll take care of the arrangements in the hunting grounds. When I succeed, you will be the most honorable Empress Dowager!"
"Stop talking nonsense." The imperial concubine covered her lips, unable to suppress her smile.
"Mother, please take a rest. Your son is going to the banquet. Bye."
"Well, be careful." Seeing the third prince walking away, the imperial concubine suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart and gave him a warning.
The third prince did not take the imperial concubine's advice to heart. He walked on the palace road thinking about the imperial concubine's plan. His blood was boiling and he was enjoying a bright future.
"Ah, so hot!"
"I deserve to die, I deserve to die, please spare my life, Third Prince!" The eunuch bowed his head deeply, his body shaking uncontrollably.
The Third Prince had gloomy brows and a dark expression as if a storm was about to come. "He should be beaten to death. This kind of stubborn slave should be beaten to death!"
"Your Highness, please have mercy on me and spare me."
Hearing the second mercy, the Third Prince put away his gloomy expression and spoke slowly: "Well, I will spare your life this time, but I will never let you go easily next time."
"Thank you very much for your kindness, Your Highness. I will never forget your kindness." The eunuch kowtowed until his head was bleeding, and his tone was full of gratitude.
The Third Prince curled his lips in satisfaction. He was a prince of "honest, kind and gentle disposition". Didn't his father like to see them being brothers and living in harmony? Well, he would act it out for his father!
But sometimes, the longer he wore the mask, the more annoyed he became. The beast in his heart could hardly be suppressed. He really needed to speed up the process. He couldn't keep pretending to be kind and gentle any longer!
However, he was still happy to win people's hearts with some small favors.
"Your Highness, please follow me to bathe and change clothes."
What was poured on his body was lard soup, which became sticky and smelly when it cooled. He could no longer bear it, so he walked into the room, took off his clothes impatiently, and let the eunuch take away his dirty clothes.
After a while, there was a slight sound from the door, and a set of classic red and green clothes was placed on the hanger. The incense in the room emitted a faint fragrance. The third prince was drowsy and did not notice the new clothes at all.
"Fire, fire!" There were panicked shouts from outside the door.
At some point, thick smoke appeared in the house. The smoke was thick and choking, enough to show the size of the fire.
Stepping out of the bathtub and coming to the clothes rack, the third prince's face darkened. This, this is clearly a woman's dress!
Damn slave, he can’t even handle such a small thing. Why didn’t you kick him to death just now!
Looking around, there was no other clothing in the room, not even cloth to cover the body!
Second Prince: No need to thank me, I’m just a legend.
Between being naked and wearing women's clothes, the Third Prince did not hesitate at all. He directly chose to put on the dress, kicked open the door and ran towards the imperial concubine's palace.
This place is not far from the imperial concubine's palace. As long as you cover your face and move quickly, no one will notice what happened.
Unfortunately, someone won't let him have his wish.
A hornet's nest was accurately placed on the path that the Third Prince had to pass. His vision was blocked and he tripped and fell with his belly on the hornet's nest.
The Third Prince's stomach was severely injured and he rubbed his abdomen with a look of pain on his face. The "buzzing" sound in his ears attracted his attention.
"Horse, wasp!"
"Someone, come quickly!"
The third prince's voice broke with the last two shouts. The hornets raised their poisonous stingers and began to fight the invader to the death...
The Third Prince used all his life's knowledge to roll and jump, but he still couldn't shake off the hornets. The most pitiful thing was that his face was stung beyond recognition, and his eyelids were so swollen that he couldn't see the road. He stumbled and fled everywhere.
"Your Highness, this side is safe. Please follow me this way."
The eunuch who had just appeared appeared again and led the third prince to the vicinity of the banquet.
Jiang Siqi's maid heard that the Third Prince had gone to the banquet, so she hurried back to report the news. Halfway there, she saw the Third Prince acting crazy, shouting and rolling on the ground.
She was so frightened that she dared not get close and slipped back through the small path to report the news to her master.
......
Before Emperor Mu Wu could send anyone to check the news, the "crazy" third prince had already rushed towards everyone.
With the arrival of the third prince, a buzzing sound was heard.
"There is a hornet, protect the emperor!" The all-knowing eunuch waved his whisk and stood in front of the emperor and the queen.
Even though Emperor Mu Wu had excellent eyesight, he could not recognize that this man was the Third Prince and just thought he was some crazy palace servant.
"Quickly capture this man!"
"Yes, your Majesty!"
A group of guards rushed forward to capture the "madman", "Damn it, this is a ghost." A general couldn't help but curse.
"Brothers, let's go and stretch our muscles."
Several generals rushed forward quickly. The mighty general was extremely brave and kicked the "madman" away with one kick. Several people pulled off their outer clothes to cover their faces and kicked the man on the ground far away like kicking a wooden stick. There was absolutely no danger to the safety of the emperor and others.
"Strange, that hornet hasn't recognized its master yet, why does it only sting the madman and not us?" someone wondered.
The mighty general hated to do anything that required thinking, so he said directly: "It's not good that it didn't sting you. This shows that the palace has good feng shui, and the wasps raised here are spiritual and only sting crazy people."
"That makes sense. That makes sense." Others echoed.
Ning Zhiyi patted Bo Long's ass when he heard this, "What the uncles said makes sense. The biggest reason why the wasps don't sting us is that Your Majesty is here. The dragon's majesty is so great that they dare not act recklessly!"
"Your Majesty is mighty and majestic. Long live your Majesty." Someone took the lead, and others followed suit.
Emperor Mu Wu: Don’t be awkward, thank you.
He doesn’t have any privileges in front of the bucket, so how can he have privileges in front of a wasp?
No matter whether others believe it or not, he doesn’t believe it!
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