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Chapter 590: Dove, Enjoy the Smoothness

The King of Farts was a thin little man with a small mustache on his mouth. He walked up to the platform step by step.

Prime Minister Leopard spoke in a low voice:

"This person's name is Fart King. As the name suggests, he is a person who farts a lot."

"Okay, no need to demonstrate. Governor Ning, please let your people take the stage."

Ning Zhiyi did not move, but asked:

"Why are you in such a hurry? Is there something urgent? Why doesn't the Prime Minister allow us to show it? Keep showing it!"

Didn’t the first one show off well? How could the second one not show off well?

It must be displayed well, with no blind spots in sight.

Prime Minister Bao felt that Ning Zhiyi was born to be unlucky, and gritted his teeth and said:

"Oh, there's nothing else to do, and we can't waste everyone's time, so let's just compete."

Ning Zhiyi was unmoved, but said calmly:

"exhibit!"

Leopard Prime Minister: ...

He was stunned for more than ten breaths, his lips moved a dozen times, and he always held back the words when they were about to come out.

Maybe the King of Fart shouldn’t have been allowed to appear!

Seeing that he was reluctant to speak, the prince thought that the old man was unwilling to give Ning Zhiyi face, and the smile on his face faded a lot.

The voice was low but very oppressive, "Why has the Prime Minister remained silent for so long? Is there something he cannot say?"

Prime Minister Bao seemed to have just woken up from a dream and smiled awkwardly, "Your Highness, you are worrying too much. I don't have any unspeakable secrets. I am just afraid that it will disturb everyone."

Hu Yanlie put down the wine glass in his hand with a bang and muttered unsatisfactorily:

"Oh, that's not straightforward at all. Are you a man?"

"This isn't some enclosed space. It's an open-air venue with a gentle breeze. How stinky can it be?"

"Besides, didn't that little brother bring handkerchiefs to everyone? What are you waiting for? Just put it down!"

Prime Minister Leopard looked carefully and found that a pale white handkerchief had indeed appeared on the table in front of him without him noticing when.

The fabric of the handkerchief was of high quality, but the embroidery pattern was very simple, without any marks unique to young ladies in the boudoir.

It seemed that there was no embroidery on purpose that could indicate the identity. Looking at the handkerchief on the table, Prime Minister Leopard was confused.

"What is this handkerchief...?"

These handkerchiefs belonged to Jiang Nanchu. He still kept the habit of carrying multiple handkerchiefs with him. The last batch of handkerchiefs was used up by him and Ning Zhiyi, so he bought another batch of new handkerchiefs.

It just happened to come in handy today.

"This handkerchief belongs to me. It is different from ordinary handkerchiefs. It will be soaked in spices from the day it is embroidered. After soaking for 49 days, the whole handkerchief will be filled with fragrance."

"This handkerchief is only used to cover the odor, and will not be used for anything else. All handkerchiefs are new, please feel free to use them."

The last time he used the handkerchief with Ning Zhiyi, Jiang Nanchu didn't bother to explain all this.

The situation today is different from that day, Jiang Nanchu explained it in detail.

"Thank you for your generosity, Mr. Jiang. This handkerchief is really a timely relief."

Ning Zhiyi was the first to pick up a handkerchief and cover her face, and soon everyone else also put on handkerchiefs.

When she saw the handkerchief, an idea suddenly came to her mind and she thought of the next question she would ask.

"King of Farts, since everyone is ready, you can show us what you have."

The fart king on the stage is already confused. Damn, this is not what you said before the master came.

I thought about how before I came here, Prime Minister Leopard pointed at me and said, "You stinky thing, you are only good at finding food underground. On the ground, you can do nothing but fart."

Forget it, I'll take you to see the world. If you keep doing nothing, you'll be so fat in a few days that you won't even be able to go down to the grave.

When Prime Minister Leopard asked him to go on stage, King Fart went up with his hands and feet together.

His body's instinct to obey orders brought him here. He could fart in front of his brothers, but he had never tried farting in front of a group of strangers, and a group of strangers in high positions of power.

"Master, I..."

Prime Minister Leopard waved his hand impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense and let him go!"

It will be embarrassing sooner or later, you will be embarrassed sooner or later.

Even if I lost all my face, I deserve to win the second game.

After losing the first game, why did he have the brains to let the Fart King play?

He could only attribute this unwise decision to his dizziness. Prime Minister Leopard closed his eyes, hoping that time would pass quickly.

It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. Finish the show quickly and win the second game.

After being scolded by Prime Minister Leopard, King Fart became even more nervous. In addition, Ning Zhiyi and others stopped talking, and all pairs of eyes fell on King Fart on the stage.

The Fart King couldn't help but clamp his legs together when being stared at, and his legs began to tremble uncontrollably.

He is the kind of person who can't help but want to fart when he is nervous!

He often encounters all kinds of strange mechanisms in the tomb. Some of them are so tricky that he has to study them for a long time before he can crack them.

He was naturally nervous while researching the mechanism, and when he was nervous he would fart loudly.

Three days before going to the tomb, beans, radishes, and sweet potatoes were on his food blacklist.

Even if there was no food at all and he went down to the tomb hungry, he could not eat these things.

Just before he lost control of his body, King Fart was thankful that he had not eaten these things in the past few days.

Otherwise, all these nobles would be disgraced and he would probably be dragged out and beheaded.

"Pfft!"

"Squeak——"

After the two first farts, the rest of the farts became extremely smooth.

"call--"

"predict--"

"Puff@%...@*&&%@*&@@"

All things are difficult at the beginning. After the first two farts, the rest of the farts become extremely smooth.

It came out so smooth!

It's simply...amazing. Even eating Dove may not be as smooth as this.

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