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Chapter 5: Punch the scumbag and kick the virgin

Ning Yuanze was about to make a move, but at this moment, Ning Zhiyi jumped down from the top of the wall, lightly tapped his toes, landed behind the horse, grabbed the reins and pulled hard backwards.

She didn't want to save anyone, but the system said that keeping these two people would still be useful. Xia Wanqing still had several battles to fight. If she died here, there would be no fun to watch.

For Ning Zhiyi, his head can be cut off and blood can be shed, but he cannot miss the fun and the melon!

[System, it’s a good thing you helped me strengthen my body, otherwise I might not be able to stop this crazy big baby.]

System: [Host, there is no need to be modest. You are very strong and can walk sideways in this world. ]

Ning Zhiyi had never fought with anyone before and had no idea of ​​his own strength. He was overjoyed when he heard this. [Are you serious? If I fight against my elder brother, what are my chances of winning? ]

System: [37.]

[Haha, it turns out that my fighting power is so high. Is it that the big brother has three times as many as me and I have seven times as many? I have a 70% chance of winning. Hahaha, next time I can be even more unscrupulous when eating melons! ]

The system was speechless. It didn't know where the host got the confidence from. It accurately attacked: [He hits you three times, you hit him seven times.]

Ning Zhiyi:......

System: [Your elder brother's martial arts skills are among the best in the world. Why are you so desperate to compete with him? You know nothing about martial arts except some Qinggong. You can bully ordinary people, but if you compete with professionals, you will only be abused.]

[Humph, big brother is strong, which is roughly equivalent to my strength. I just need to cling to big brother's golden thigh.] Ning Zhiyi turned her head away proudly, and quickly calmed down. Martial arts were of no help to her in watching the fun, so Qinggong was more useful.

The horses continued to neigh and waved their hooves in the air. I thought the two rescued people had to quickly leave and run to a safe area, but I never expected that the two were just looking at each other affectionately!

[There's nothing wrong with these two crazy husband and wife, right? If they had enough time to look at each other affectionately, they would have run to a safe place long ago. What's the point of being romantic? ]

Du Shaoyun couldn't help but start to doubt her life. Was she stuffed with donkey hair in her head? Why didn't she notice that the two were so abnormal and kept hanging out with these two crazy people?

Ning Yuanze, Ning Yuanyi, Ning Yuanzhi: They also felt speechless. They had never heard that these two people had any mental problems.

"Ah, Muyang, are you okay? Don't scare me." Seeing Duan Muyang's face covered in blood, Xia Wanqing was frightened and her tears flowed like crazy.

I thought she would do something else, but she just cried. She didn't know how to press the wound to stop the bleeding, nor did she know how to call for help. She just kept crying in a graceful posture.

"Shao Yun, why are you still standing there like an idiot? Find a way to save Mu Yang. He is your fiancé, how can you just stand by and watch him die!"

Ning Zhiyi was completely indifferent and rolled his eyes. [Do you know why the Virgin Mary is killed first in troubled times? Because this thing is not only useless, but also only knows how to annoy people. When something happens, it only knows how to blame others. ]

[Strict with others, lenient with oneself, this is the kind of person I am talking about. 】

"Wanqing, don't beg her for me. I won't allow you to suffer any injustice, even if it's to save me." The dying Duan Muyang made his presence felt again!

[Oh my god, the next scene is even more eye-catching. The two of them, Mu Yang brother and Wan Qing sister, called each other affectionately, and they didn't care about the lives of us viewers. ]

Duan Muyang: "Don't cry, sister Wanqing, I'm fine. I'm willing to do anything to save you."

Xia Wanqing: "Brother Muyang, you are so good to me."

Duan Muyang: "Sister Wanqing!"

Xia Wanqing: "Brother Muyang!"

Everyone present was stunned. Ning Zhiyi was right about everything he said!

[Okay, it's time for Miss Shaoyun to take part. Go and ask your fiancé and your best friend about their well-being. Be kind to them from the bottom of your heart, and then wait for them to really be kind to you in the future.]

Du Shaoyun: Maybe there is a possibility that she can still be rescued.

At this moment, she felt that some invisible shackles on her body had disappeared. She felt unprecedented relief, straightened her back and walked quickly to the two of them.

Xia Wanqing: "Shaoyun, squat down quickly and carry Brother Muyang back to the mansion to find a doctor."

Ning Zhiyi couldn't help but stretching her neck to watch the show secretly. Her brothers also stretched their necks, and the three of them had the same expectant look on their faces. The four siblings were only short of holding a handful of melon seeds in their hands.

[Ah, Miss Shaoyun will definitely serve the scumbag and the bitch again. 】

[I don’t know if I will be so lucky as to see Miss Shaoyun punching the scumbag and kicking the Virgin Mary. ]

Du Shaoyun was stunned. Her benefactor must have this blessing!

Then he looked at Duan Muyang who was lying on the ground wailing, strode forward and stepped on his leg.

"Ah! My legs!"

"Wanqing, let me help you up first." Du Shaoyun stepped directly on Duan Muyang's legs to support Xia Wanqing. When he heard his scream like a pig being slaughtered, he slapped him and said, "Shut up, you're making so much noise. What if Wanqing is scared?"

Duan Muyang couldn't believe that his fiancée, who had always been gentle and kind to him, would hit him. After hearing her last words, he could only suppress his anger and shut his mouth.

Xia Wanqing didn't dare to scream anymore. She felt that Du Shaoyun had become very unfamiliar, which made her feel nervous and she didn't dare to be as presumptuous as before.

He got up with the help of her strength. Just when he was about to stand up, he suddenly felt the force supporting him loosen. He felt a sharp pain in his calf, and he lost his strength and fell heavily on Duan Muyang again.

"Oh, Wanqing, how come you have become so heavy? I can't even support you. You should lose weight, otherwise you won't be liked by your fiancé in the future."

Du Shaoyun is a head taller than Xia Wanqing and has slightly bigger bones than her, but is still thin for a girl. However, Xia Wanqing always uses the fact that Du Shaoyun is heavier than her as an excuse to persuade her to lose weight, and also says that she is too fat and her fiancé will dislike her.

If Du Shaoyun doesn't lose weight, she will keep saying it until Du Shaoyun starts to lose weight. In order to lose weight, Du Shaoyun even damaged his stomach and now he still has stomachaches from time to time.

This time, Du Shaoyun returned all those words. She would also return all the bad things that Xia Wanqing had done to her!

"Pfft, hahaha." Ning Zhiyi couldn't help but burst out laughing, causing Xia Wanqing to glare at her!

"Ms. Ning, since you have been here all the time, why didn't you come to the rescue earlier? Are you doing this on purpose to make fun of us?" This was the first time Xia Wanqing felt so humiliated, especially in front of Ning Zhiyi, whom she always looked down upon. She was so angry that her lungs were about to explode.

Thinking of the purpose of his coming here, he suddenly asked: "You caused Princess Yong'an to fall into the water. Since you have time to laugh at us here, why don't you kneel in front of the Buddha and pray for the princess, asking the Buddha to bless her to wake up soon."

"Ms. Ning, did you hear what I said clearly? Why are you looking at me like that?"

System: [Host, this little saint dares to challenge the authority of your vicious female supporting role. What are you doing standing there? Fuck her! ]

The villain in Ning Zhiyi's heart nodded vigorously. This system was quite to her liking. However, what she ate today made her very upset. Was this little saint's brain circuit tangled? She was saved by herself, but instead of saying a word of thanks, she questioned her first!

Ning Zhiyi simply loosened the reins in his hand, and the horse's hoof dropped a large part in an instant, with the horse's mouth just facing the two of them. The mucus in its mouth sprayed all over the two people on the ground. Xia Wanqing screamed in shock, and she was almost vomiting from nausea.

Ning Zhiyi began to fight back, "Oh, why do you look at me like that? Of course, I'm looking to see if there's donkey hair stuck in your cerebellum. If you haven't had cerebral thrombosis for decades, you can't say such stupid words, speaking ill of your lifesaver. Madam Xia claims to be a noble lady, but she teaches her daughter this way. The Xia family is really a good family!"

"Princess Yong'an and I fell into the water together. We are both victims. You still dare to spit blood and say that I caused Princess Yong'an to fall into the water. Besides, I just woke up today, so why did I kneel in front of the Buddha and pray for the princess? You, who claim to be Princess Yong'an's friend, why don't you kneel in front of the Buddha and pray for Princess Yong'an!"

"You still have the nerve to say that I covet someone else's fiancé. Aren't you the one who secretly likes Su Yunyu? On the one hand, you pretend to be a close friend in front of Princess Yong'an, but secretly you want to marry Su Yunyu. You are really two-faced! Hypocritical!"

Ning Zhiyi yelled a lot, this woman didn't even clean her own butt, yet she dared to dance in front of her, she was really asking for trouble!

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