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Chapter 452: Beat the gongs and drums and put them in the pig cage!

Taking a deep breath, wiping away her tears, Lu Yuan put away her womanly fragility.

Today, Lu Mao and Bai Ruyun dared to plot to poison me to death. One day, they will plot to kill her two sons for the child in Bai Ruyun's belly.

It was because of this terrible possibility that Lu Yuan decided to punish the two in this way.

It is better to be safe than sorry. The matter involves her two sons. Lu Yuan cannot and dare not gamble!

He said in a deep voice: "Lock him up and parade him through the streets!"

"Today I will let all the people in the capital see what kind of person Lord Lu, who usually pretends to be righteous, is!"

Lu Mao was originally very happy about the arrival of his two sons, but he never expected that they did not come to save him, but to add insult to injury!

"No, you two rebellious sons, you actually watched your father die without saving him, you two little... ugh!"

He couldn't utter the rest of the words because his mouth was blocked tightly by a woman with two tattered handkerchiefs.

The way they stuff the mouth is different from that in TV dramas. They stuff the handkerchief directly deep into the throat. Not to mention using the mouth to move and spit out the handkerchief, even pulling it out with the hands requires skills.

Ning Zhiyi looked around and found that Lu Mao and Bai Ruyun looked more compatible when they were huddled in the pig cage.

I was lamenting that there were no cameras in the world and no way to take a picture of this incident as a memorial, when suddenly I saw a man dressed as a scholar in the crowd.

The scholar was wearing a washed-out student uniform, and the bookcase on his back looked like an old item that had been used for many years. It was obvious that he was a man who often wrote letters for others on the streets to supplement his family income.

Ning Zhiyi walked over and asked uncertainly:

"Hello, sir. Can you draw?"

The scholar didn't expect Ning Zhiyi to come and talk to him. Seeing the noble lady in front of him, he was a little nervous and replied carefully:

"Miss, I am not talented and my painting skills are not good, but I can still draw simple pictures."

"Great!" Ning Zhiyi was very happy. He pointed at the two people in the pig cage and asked with sparkling eyes:

“Can you draw these two people stuffed in a pig cage? It doesn’t really matter whether the pigs are in a pig cage or not. What’s important is that the faces of these two people must be clear.”

The scholar looked sideways, carefully memorizing their faces, and nodded after a while, "I'm willing to give it a try!"

"Very good. I'll send the painting to General Ning's residence after it's finished. I'll definitely pay you for it."

"Yes, thank you, miss!"

The scholar was very happy. In recent days, fewer and fewer people wrote to their family. If he didn't open the shop soon, he would have no money to buy manuscript paper for next month.

With a glance, he happened to see a few people dancing lions, and some of them were holding gongs and drums behind the scholar.

Ning Zhiyi's gaze was fixed on those people and could no longer be moved away. Suddenly, a brilliant idea emerged in his mind.

The little girl rubbed her hands and whispered something to the man leading the lion dance. The man's face kept changing. He looked at the two people stuffed into the pig cage, and then looked at the seemingly harmless little girl in front of him.

I sighed in my heart, they say that women at the foot of the mountain are tigers, and this little girl at the foot of the mountain is also a tiger.

Killing someone is just a small act, but this guy wants to kill them and destroy their heart!

......

“Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!”

The sound of gongs and drums attracted the attention of other people on the street.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a lion dance troupe approaching from a distance. The leading lion was spinning and jumping, causing everyone to applaud. They thought the lion dance troupe was the protagonist, but unexpectedly the lion's head tapped the ground twice and then swung its head backwards.

Several children shouted excitedly, thinking that the lion dance team was going to use their ultimate move.

As a result, after the lion head swung, it retreated to both sides, revealing the two people in the pig cage.

The child opened his mouth in surprise and shouted:

"Dad, come and see, there is someone in the cage, someone is locked in the cage!"

The busy adults had no time to respond to the child's childish words, and said perfunctorily without even raising their heads:

"Okay, Dad saw it. There's someone in the cage. A big person."

Children always subconsciously share things they find new and interesting with people they like, and run over to try to pull their father over to watch the fun.

"Dad, come and see, the lion has unleashed its ultimate move, and two people are trapped in the cage."

The man was so annoyed by the child that he turned his head and gave her a perfunctory look.

"Yes, yes, the person is locked in a cage."

But he didn't take it seriously at all. The status of the people in Dali was still quite high. Even if a boy was sold as a human, they would not lock him in a cage. At this time, the man still didn't take the child's words to heart.

After he quickly turned his head back, his neck stiffened. No, it should be said that his whole body stiffened.

If he wasn't dazzled, there really were two people in the pig cage.

"My dear son, let Daddy carry you to the front to see!"

The man lifted the little boy up and placed him on his neck, then excitedly squeezed into the crowd.

People spread the news to each other, and soon many people learned the news and hurried to see the person locked in the pig cage.

In addition to the lion dance team and the sound of gongs and drums, there were two servants standing next to the pig cage. Each servant held a piece of paper in his hand, on which was clearly written what the two people in the cage had done.

There were many educated people in the crowd, and they read the contents of the paper very enthusiastically. The contents were explosive enough, and everyone spread the news even more enthusiastically.

Word spread from one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred. In less than a cup of tea, the streets were blocked by onlookers.

Ning Zhiyi hid on the side of the road and watched, sighing that the people of Dali were so well-behaved. If it were a TV drama, some people would have spontaneously thrown rotten eggs and vegetable leaves at this time.

But she had another question, which was who paid for the eggs and rotten vegetable leaves thrown away by those people in the TV series?

She could understand throwing away rotten vegetable leaves, because they were rotten vegetables, but in ancient times, eggs were good things. How could they just throw them away?

Wouldn't everyone feel sad?

I don’t know what others think, but she just can’t bear to do it.

There happened to be a vegetable seller in front. Ning Zhiyi took out a few copper coins and bought the vegetable leaves that the boss was about to throw away.

He threw them at Lu Mao and Bai Ruyun, shouting, "Kill this pair of bastards!"

"Kill these two bad guys who are out to get money and kill people!"

"Fight!"

With Ning Zhiyi taking the lead, a wave of rotten vegetable leaves rained down.

Ning Zhiyi's question was also answered. She said, eggs were a good thing in ancient times, and no one would be willing to throw eggs at people.

It turned out that the eggs they threw out were rotten eggs.

The egg vendor has a basket specifically for rotten eggs, and he is throwing the rotten eggs with great enthusiasm!

Ning Zhiyi also wanted to experience the joy of throwing eggs, so he shouted:

"Little brother, please give me two rotten eggs."

The peddler was not very old, about eighteen or nineteen years old. After hearing Ning Zhiyi's voice, he immediately took out a few eggs without hesitation and asked the people around him to help pass them over.

"Thank you, brother!"

As soon as Ning Zhiyi touched the rotten eggs, she smelled an indescribable stench and vomited, thinking that she had really tried her best to disgust Lu Mao!

But who made Lu Mao the culprit who killed his eldest brother? So the more miserable Lu Mao is, the better. She came up with the idea of ​​lion dancing and gongs and drums not just for fun.

I just want to make Lu Mao infamous, consume his luck as much as possible, and try to send him to the west as soon as possible!

Since it was his first time throwing, Ning Zhiyi's aim was not good and he only threw it at Lu Mao's feet.

In addition, the eggs were stinky, and she frowned. She didn't want to throw them away anymore. Lu Yuan happened to be standing next to her. He noticed Ning Zhiyi's expression and took a few rotten eggs over.

"Zhiyi, this stinks. Let me throw it away. It will help me calm down."

"it is good!"

She obediently spread out her palms and let Lu Yuan take away a few smelly eggs.

Perhaps because of the effect of hatred, the rotten eggs in Lu Yuan's hands seemed to have eyes and fell one by one on Lu Mao's head.

After a while, Lu Mao's head was covered with white and yellow egg white and yolk, which looked very disgusting!

"Father! Mother!"

Not sure if it was Ning Zhiyi’s illusion, but she seemed to hear Bai Yaoyao’s voice. She turned her head and looked around, but did not see Bai Yaoyao.

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