I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 424 What’s the matter? The elixir doesn’t contain cinnabar, but a drug that can make people
Prince An stood quietly aside, saying nothing, only feeling lucky in his heart that the Second Prince did not come because of something else. If he had come, he would have been the one laughing the loudest in the whole audience.
But the simple-minded Prince An forgot that he had just offended his dear sixth nephew. The Sixth Prince looked at him, moved his mouth, and decided to tease his uncle today.
"Uncle, why aren't you laughing? Everyone is laughing, but you're not. Don't you think it's funny?"
Prince An gave a smile that was uglier than crying, "It's funny. I am actually quite funny myself, haha."
"Puff!" The prince's skill failed.
Seeing that even the steady prince laughed at him, Prince An wanted to cry even more and muttered:
"Is it wrong for me to just want a grandson? Grandson, please have pity on your grandfather and come quickly."
The Sixth Prince suddenly realized, "Oh, so embroidering children's clothes in advance can give you a grandson. Father, don't rush your son to get married in the future. You should learn from your uncle."
Originally this was just a joke, but the Sixth Prince didn't expect that Emperor Mu Wu really took it to heart.
Emperor Mu Wu nodded thoughtfully, "That makes sense. We can do this in the future. My brother, please help me embroider two pieces of clothes for the children. If they are really useful, I will reward you handsomely!"
King An: ???
No, they laughed at him while assigning him tasks!
How can we reason with this?
Fortunately, Ning Zhiyi rescued him at this time. [Tong'er, I've finished eating Prince An's melon. I want to eat the emperor's melon. I haven't been to the palace to see the emperor in the past few days. I miss the queen a little bit. ]
Emperor Mu Wu sighed. You haven't seen me for a few days, and you want to eat my melons. Why didn't you tell me earlier? I would summon you to the palace every day. No, I could have let you go to court directly. Then you could see me every day, right?
While Emperor Mu Wu was still thinking about how to get Ning Zhiyi to see him every day, Prince An was already laughing.
After noticing Emperor Mu Wu's death gaze, Prince An shrank his neck, with an expression of fear on his face, but he was still muttering:
"What's the matter? I just laughed at others, why don't you let me laugh now? The emperor is allowed to light lamps, but the prince is not allowed to set fires. Just laugh, I am laughing secretly, hehehe!"
Emperor Muwu: ...
Forget it, I won’t bother with my silly brother.
And since they were able to follow Ning Zhiyi to watch the show, everyone in the capital has tacitly reached a consensus, that is, the principle of not bearing grudges against each other.
Anyway, either you laugh at me today or I laugh at you tomorrow. With Ning Zhiyi's lively and active personality, she will be able to travel all over the capital soon, and no one can escape the fate of being eaten by the bystanders.
In this case, everyone should just keep a calm mind. If you are laughed at by others today, just laugh louder tomorrow when you eat other people's melons.
Thinking of this, Emperor Mu Wu calmed down a lot. When he eats other people's melons later, he will definitely laugh very loudly!
But he didn't know that Prince An laughed because of Ning Zhiyi's last sentence. He hadn't been to the palace to see the Emperor for several days, but ended up missing the Empress?
This little girl doesn't hide her admiration for the Queen at all.
I secretly glanced at Emperor Mu Wu's reaction. Very good, my brother probably didn't hear anything unusual about the last sentence. Hahaha, he really is the smart guy!
The system also couldn't understand why she didn't go to the palace to see the emperor for a few days, but in the end she missed the empress.
Finally, thinking that the structure of human system is very different from theirs, maybe human has mastered the skill of missing people in a roundabout way.
[Host, you know what, the emperor has a piece of gossip recently. He has already started to learn the way to immortality! ]
Ning Zhiyi dropped the cake in his hand. Many emperors became incompetent after coming into contact with Changsheng.
Just like Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, he was a wise and capable monarch in his early years. Who could have thought that he would become like that in his later years?
[No, no matter how good a king is, he will become a tyrant after coming into contact with the way to immortality! Tong'er, you must not let the emperor continue to come into contact with it! ]
The Crown Prince, the Sixth Prince and Prince An all looked at Emperor Mu Wu. Naturally, they did not dare to cast condemning glances at the current emperor. The three of them just looked at him calmly.
But Emperor Mu Wu always felt that the curses in the eyes of the three people were particularly dirty.
I couldn't help but open my mouth to quietly defend myself.
"We are not seeking immortality. Taoist Kongkong is just offering a few pills to nourish the body and prolong life."
When they heard Emperor Mu Wu say that he was not pursuing immortality, the three of them felt relieved.
The remaining half of my heart still has to remain hanging, waiting for the system to continue.
[Host, please rest assured. That fraudulent Taoist has just arrived in Beijing and has only met the emperor once. He has not yet completely gained the emperor's trust. He only presented a few elixirs.]
[The Taoist priest will use some tricks in the later period to deceive the emperor. Then he will completely believe the Taoist priest's words, take the elixir that can prolong his life, and let the Taoist priest find the way to immortality for him.]
Ning Zhiyi exploded again, her voice as high as a screaming chicken, [He even took the elixir!!! He took the elixir and still let that liar pursue the way to immortality, what’s wrong, the elixir didn’t contain cinnabar, but a drug that can make people stupid! ]
[Eating too much cinnabar can kill you. Your stomach will be filled with metals that cannot be excreted. They will just accumulate in your body, which is like chronic poisoning. You won't live forever, and you'll die very quickly!]
The system agreed, "The host is right. If you take that pill, you will die faster. Besides, there is no such thing as immortality in this world. There is yin and yang. Dying at the right age is the most correct way!"
[No, no, the emperor must have started taking the pills, where is he now? I have to give him two injections to see if he can spit out the pills. I can't let this crappy pill harm his body!]
Ning Zhiyi didn't even eat her favorite pastries now. She took a big sip of the tea that Yue Shuyue handed over to her, jumping up and down in a hurry.
The prince looked at Emperor Mu Wu with a serious expression and disapproval, and said solemnly:
"Father, did you really meet with the fraudulent Taoist priest and take the elixir? You are the emperor of Dali, and your health is a matter of great concern to thousands of people. How can you easily trust a Taoist priest with unknown origins?"
The Sixth Prince: "A smart person won't be fooled!"
Prince An: "Brother, you are so confused. I never thought you could do such a thing. I misjudged you!"
Emperor Muwu: ...
I have to say, you three have quite a lot of drama.
He rolled his eyes at the three of them in anger, "Don't come here, the three of you. Didn't I say that this would happen in the later stages? Now I only met with that Taoist once, and I didn't eat any of the pills he offered. Am I such a fool?"
I thought that after saying this, the three people would feel guilty for wrongly accusing him, but I didn't expect the prince's face to become even darker.
"You met with the Taoist once?"
The Sixth Prince: "You even kept the elixir that the liar presented to you!"
Prince An: "He is not stupid, but I don't know if he is smart or not!"
Emperor Muwu:......
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