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Chapter 400: Oops, there is a poisonous gas attack, cover your nose quickly!
Han cried out in surprise, but turned around to find that the tea was spilled by the maid she had arranged. Ning Zhiyi was shocked and said:
"Oh, how could you be so careless? It seems that disciplining servants is a profound knowledge. Mother needs to study hard."
"Qing'er, you are joking. When did you change the maid? Why is this maid so clumsy?"
Zhiqiu replied calmly, "If I don't do it, the hot tea will be spilled on you and your wife. I am a servant of the Yuchi Mansion, and it is my duty to protect my master."
Han was silent. She had already revealed that the maid was from Yuchi Mansion. As the wife of the Prime Minister, she couldn't insist on punishing the maid in front of Yuchi Huaiying.
She stood up to change her clothes, but the Prime Minister waved his hand, indicating that it was fine and he would not change his clothes.
His intuition told him that there was no need to change clothes, as a bigger "storm" would be waiting for him soon.
While waiting for Han to change clothes, Xiang Yizhu felt his stomach churning, especially in his lower abdomen, where there was a gas rushing around.
The best way at the moment is to go to the inner room to change clothes as soon as possible, but Xiang Yizhu dared not move at all, because as soon as she moved, the gas in her lower abdomen would come out of her body!
She could only squeeze her legs together, sit on the stool silently, and let her mind go.
After Han left, the entire dining hall fell silent. The Prime Minister wanted to get close to Ning Zhiyi, so he made small talk:
"Ning..., Qing'er's actions today were a little bold, not bad, not bad, it just formed a contrast with your sister, she is the girl who knows the most etiquette and the law. You two sisters are active and quiet, not bad, very good."
Ning Zhiyi didn't understand what Mr. Xiang was up to, so she just watched the situation and didn't speak easily. But just as Mr. Xiang finished speaking, a "squeak" broke the silence in the room.
Mr. Xiang turned his head and looked at Xiang Yiju in shock. This is really his good daughter. She must slap your father in the face, right?
Xiang Yizhu's face turned red with shame, she could no longer control her butt!
"Daughter, are you okay?"
Mr. Xiang's voice sounded a little strange, and he was holding his breath when he spoke. No one knew what his daughter had eaten, but her farts were particularly smelly.
"Oh no, there is a poisonous gas attack, cover your nose quickly!" Ning Zhiyi reminded Yuchi Huaiying, and this sentence was like a sharp sword piercing straight into Xiang Yizhui's chest!
She felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, and was filled with grief and anger!
Han had just changed her clothes when she heard her confidant report that Xiang Yizhu had made a fool of himself in the dining hall. Without having time to think too much, she hurried to the dining hall.
"Master, what happened to Pearl?"
The Prime Minister is trying hard to hold his breath, God knows why his fart stinks so much!
He was an old father, and he couldn't show that he was about to faint from the stink of his daughter's fart, so he could only hold his breath and pretend that he didn't smell anything.
Now Han wanted to talk to him, but when he thought about smelling that suffocating smell when he opened his mouth to speak, he didn't want to speak.
But what Mr. Xiang didn't know was that the stench of Xiang Yizhui's first fart had already dissipated, and now was the safest time to speak.
"Mom!" Xiang Yizhu looked at Han with tears in her eyes. She was about to lose her tears.
What should I do? It’s okay to fart in front of other people, but how can I do such an indecent thing in front of Brother Yuchi?
"Be good, don't be afraid. Mom is here. Tell me what happened. Is someone bullying you? Don't be afraid. Your dad is here too. Let's ask him to take care of it for you."
Just now the maid said that something bad had happened to the young lady in the dining hall. Before the maid had finished speaking, Han came hurriedly, not knowing what had happened at all.
Mr. Xiang's face turned red from holding his breath, and he had a lot of question marks in his mind. He suddenly wondered if his wife was mentally ill. She didn't understand the situation at all and directly said that someone was bullying Zhu'er. Wasn't this just slander?
Is there anyone bullying Zhu'er?
You got it the other way around, it was Zhu'er who farted and bullied them!
Seeing that she couldn't keep silent, she could only say, "No one bullies Zhu'er."
Han didn't believe a word of it, and said in a sad tone: "If no one bullied Zhu'er, why would she cry like this? Master, are you really too biased?"
"No, why don't you believe it? It's really Zhu'er's own fault."
Han is now in a state of "not listening, not listening, and not listening". She is sure that someone is bullying Xiang Yizhui, and it is obvious who this someone is.
"Impossible, Zhu'er is so well-behaved and sensible, how could she cry for no reason..."
"puff--"
At this moment, a very long breath interrupted Han's words, and the Prime Minister shut up and held his breath in one breath.
Han smelled an unspeakable odor and said, "Ugh! It stinks!"
This was her most subconscious and true reaction. After taking out a handkerchief to cover her nose, she looked into Xiang Yizhu's red, tearful eyes.
"Wow, mother, you despise me too, I won't live anymore!"
"Pfft!"
"puff--"
Xiang Yizhu was so excited that he relaxed the restraint on his sphincter, and an even more shocking fart sound echoed throughout the dining hall.
After letting out these deafening farts, she no longer had the face to stay in the hall, so she ran out, covering her face.
"Hey, Zhu'er, wait for mother."
Han's mother and daughter left one after another. When Xiang Yizhui farted, Ning Zhiyi and Yuchi Huaiying had already quietly left the dining hall. After breathing the fresh air outside, they felt alive again.
Finally, Master Xiang was the only master left in the dining hall. During the ventilation break, he accidentally smelled a foul odor in the air, which was so stinking that his eyes rolled back and he almost fainted. He waved his hands twice and asked the servant to help him out.
As soon as I walked out of the dining hall, I heard the conversation between Xitong and Ning Zhiyi.
System: [Host, Xiang Yizhu has reaped the fruits of her own labor. In order to embarrass Xiang Yiqing, she chose the most powerful drug. This drug will not only make people fart continuously for half an hour, but all the farts are extremely smelly.]
[Because this medicine affects the stomach and intestines, it also has a side effect of causing constipation in the user, which will last for at least half a month.]
Ning Zhiyi wanted to applaud, [Okay, Xiang Yizhu is really great, she has a lot of little tricks up her sleeve. I'll find a chance to ask her how she feels about reaping the consequences of her own actions.]
[Host, you don't need to ask. People like her will never reflect on themselves. She is crying in Han's arms, asking Han to help her give Yuchi Huaiying drugs.]
[She felt that after making such a fool of herself in front of Yuchi Huaiying today, it would be difficult for Yuchi Huaiying to like her in the future. She also felt that today was a perfect opportunity to drug him, so she begged Han to help her.]
Yuchi Huaiying pursed his thin lips into a straight line and stared at the Prime Minister quietly.
Mr. Xiang's face turned red and he shifted his gaze awkwardly.
Not to mention Yuchi Huaiying, he even doubted his own ears. Was Zhu'er crazy? Yuchi Huaiying was Qing'er's husband and her brother-in-law!
Although there is the beautiful story of Ehuang and Nvying in ancient times, it is rare for two sisters to share the same husband in today's world.
Only after the elder sister died of illness, the younger sister remarried to help her elder sister take care of the children. Thinking of this, Mr. Xiang was startled and suddenly began to examine the actions of Han and Xiang Yizhu.
[Tong'er, based on how much Han loves Xiang Yizhu, I think she will definitely drug Brother Yuchi. Tell me her plan now.]
System: [Host, Han is also exhausted by the many things that happened today, so she doesn't want to do anything crooked. She decided to be straightforward. She will bring the Yin-Yang teapot and find a legitimate excuse to pour tea for you one by one.]
[When it was her turn to pour tea for Yuchi Huaiying, she turned the base of the pot and poured him the drugged tea. This way, everyone drank from the same pot of tea. Even if something bad happened later, no one would think of Han. She would just accuse Yuchi Huaiying of drunken promiscuity.]
[Host, Han is here. Han is here with the tea she drugged! ]
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