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Chapter 397 Host, don't drink this cup of tea, there is a drug in it that will make you fart no
"Brother Yuchi, I didn't mean it. The housekeeper is my distant uncle, and my sister knows that. As soon as you return home today, you will beat him with a stick. Anyone would think too much."
"Brother Yuchi, don't be angry. If beating him can make you feel better, then just beat him."
Xiang Yizhu was most afraid that Yuchi Huaiying would get angry and ignore him, so he immediately forgot about his distant uncle who was being beaten.
The butler, whose teeth were nearly broken by the beating of the board, said:...
What hurt more than his body was his broken heart. He had just heard it clearly. When Xiang Yiqing and Yuchi Huaiying were about to hit him, Han Shichang didn't say a word for him.
He waited so long for Xiang Yizhui to come. He thought that this girl, whom he had cherished since childhood, would save him regardless of anything. However, he did not expect that she would ignore him after just a few words.
Thinking about it this way, all my persistence over the years is just a joke!
Fortunately, fortunately he still left himself a backup plan, which will definitely allow him to escape safely.
Only after all fifty strokes of the board were completed did the butler be dragged away by the servant. His entire lower body was bloodshot and his head was tilted to one side, and it was unknown whether he was dead or alive.
Several people sat in the hall with their own thoughts. Han always felt that something was wrong. She even felt that her affair with the housekeeper had been discovered by Xiang Yiqing and Yuchi Huaiying.
Her mind was in a mess, but fortunately other things in the mansion had been arranged for the day, so she simply immersed herself in her own thoughts and let things develop.
Ever since he saw Yuchi Huaiying, Xiang Yizhui has been like a peacock spreading its tail, constantly showing his courtesy to Yuchi Huaiying.
At this moment, she just felt that God was blessing her. Brother Yuchi came to her door himself. She would definitely not miss this opportunity today!
Long before Xiang Yiqing married Brother Yuchi, she had revealed her feelings to her mother. At that time, her mother promised her that she would arrange something on the wedding day so that she could marry to Yuchi Mansion instead of Xiang Yiqing, but she failed in the end.
After Xiang Yiqing and brother Yuchi got married, his mother said that she was planning to get rid of Xiang Yiqing so that she would soon be able to marry Yuchi Huaiying as she wished. However, three years have passed and Xiang Yiqing is still alive and well.
Now she is no longer the little girl she used to be, and she will not foolishly believe her mother's words anymore.
You need to fight for your own happiness. Originally, Brother Yuchi said he would not come to the Prime Minister's Mansion today, but in the end he came. This is the opportunity given by God, and even God is on your side.
I guess even God approves of my decision to drug Brother Yuchi today!
Thinking of this, she clenched a small porcelain bottle in her purse and made up her mind.
System: [Host, don't drink this cup of tea. It contains a drug that will make you fart non-stop.]
Ning Zhiyi lowered her eyes to look at the words the maid had just brought up, [Great, this is a deliberate attempt to embarrass Xiang Yiqing, whose idea was this, Tong'er, don't tell me yet, let me verify it.]
He picked up the teacup, put it to his nose and sniffed it, then pretended to be surprised and said to Yuchi Huaiying:
"This tea is good, it smells very fragrant, I'll give it to you.";
Yuchi Huaiying: ...
Although he was puzzled, he still took the teacup very obediently. He must not let Ning Zhiyi drink this cup of problematic tea. If I don't go to hell, who will? Let him drink this cup of tea with something added.
Seeing Yuchi Huaiying taking the teacup with her own eyes, Xiang Yizhui was not happy about it. She couldn't bear to see her lover making a fool of himself, so she immediately spoke out to stop him.
"Wait a minute, I found this cup of tea especially for my sister. It can nourish the body and is a rare good thing. Give it to my sister."
Xiang Yizhu tried hard to control her facial expression, trying to make her look more natural.
[Ahaha, I know whose idea this was, it was you, Xiao Zhuzhu! ]
"Thank you very much, sister." Ning Zhiyi took the teacup back from Yuchi Huaiying and slowly brought it to his lips. Xiang Yizhui's breathing became rapid, thinking that this time it was a sure thing.
But something happened that she could never have imagined. Ning Zhiyi turned his wrist and placed the teacup directly against Xiang Yizhu's lips, pressing her lips hard, and then lifted her chin with his other hand.
And so she drank a large cup of tea.
"Ahem! What are you doing!?"
Xiang Yizhu reacted immediately, turning her head and vomiting in one go, but most of the tea still slid down her mouth and into her throat.
"Don't be surprised, little sister. This tea is so good, how can I eat it all by myself? Good things must be shared with my little sister."
Xiang Yizhu gritted her teeth in anger. This was not good tea at all. It was tea with added ingredients. But she had no way of expressing her pain, especially when facing the inquiring look of Captain Chi Huaiying, she could not say anything.
You can only break your teeth and swallow the blood!
"It's okay. I just didn't expect my sister to use such a rude method to feed me tea. I was a little shocked. I'll go downstairs and change my clothes first."
"Hey, we are all family. Sister, you don't need to change your clothes. Just continue with your meal." Ning Zhiyi didn't want her to slip away at this time.
"But......"
"Sister, why are you leaving so eagerly? Is there something wrong with this tea?"
"How could that be? My sister is really good at joking." Xiang Yiju's facial expressions were not as good as her mother's, and her expression was very unnatural.
But he didn't mention going downstairs to change clothes.
Ning Zhiyi was happy. That was right. You reap what you sow. She was looking forward to Xiang Yizhui's next performance.
The maidservant brought in many more cakes one after another. The cakes were delicate and unique in shape, which whetted people's appetite.
The system reminded: [Host, have you seen that stack of pear blossom pastries? It’s the one closest to you. There’s also stuff in it. ]
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