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Chapter 385: He didn’t do anything, he just shaved off his father’s beard when he was drunk

Upon learning that the two old men were coming, Ning Zhiyi put down the bowl in his hand and went to the front hall. After they exchanged greetings for a while, Ning Zhiyi chatted with the two old men for a while.

Soon, Old Man Yuchi realized that if Ning Zhiyi kept talking, she would have no time to communicate with Xitong.

If she didn't communicate with Xitong, then they wouldn't be able to hear the information they wanted, so Grandpa Yuchi and Grandpa Guan quickly changed their thinking and began to slowly lead the topic to Ning Yuanze.

After a while, Ning Zhiyi was free. She had nothing to do, so she started to eat the melon seeds on the table. The two old men had rich life experiences and told her many interesting stories that Ning Zhiyi had never heard before.

Old Master Yuchi: "Hey, King Zhenbei? That guy is not a good one. He likes beauties, and beauties must have beautiful feet. These feet must also have a little 'fragrance'. Of course, the smell can't be too strong. Of course, only he knows the criteria for this judgment."

"Yes, what old man Yuchi said is right. To put it simply, he likes beauties with beautiful feet and a bit of charm, preferably those with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Hey, do you still remember the exotic beauty he brought back?"

Old Master Yuchi thought for a moment, "I remember, he loved this beauty so much at that time that he almost spoiled her to the heavens, but later she died, and there were rumors that it was the Princess of Zhenbei who did it."

"It's hard to say, but Princess Zhenbei is from a noble family, so she wouldn't be unable to tolerate a beauty. It's unlikely that it's her. Princess Zhenbei is lucky. She gave birth to three sons right after marriage. Her position is so stable. Not to mention one beauty, even ten beauties can't shake her position."

Grandpa Guan brought the topic to offspring with a few words. Grandpa Yuchi perked up and began to continue talking about this topic.

When Ning Zhiyi heard this, she started rubbing her hands excitedly. She had decided to hang out with the two old men for the next two days. How could she have forgotten about this?

As the saying goes, having an old person in the family is like having a treasure. The elderly have experienced a lot, understand a lot, and know a lot of gossip and interesting things!

[Tong'er, Su Yunyu is not the son of the Zhenbei Princess, but the son of the Zhenbei King and a foreign woman. Is this foreign woman the one that the old man mentioned who is very favored? ]

[That’s right, little host, it’s this woman. At that time, the King of Zhenbei was almost fooled by the name of this woman. She really wanted to give the stars but not the moon. Later, this woman faked her death and left. Recently, she returned to the capital and wanted to continue to stir up trouble. ]

[Well, it seems that the saying that a hero can only be tempted by a beautiful woman has become more valuable. ]

System: [Tsk, little host, please don't say that. Only heroes can be worthy of this sentence. The King of Zhenbei can only be regarded as a bear at best. His achievements today are mostly due to his ancestor Mengyin.]

[Of course, he still has some means, but these means are nothing compared to his lust. ]

Ning Zhiyi nodded to show that he understood.

On this side, Grandpa Yuchi and Grandpa Guan were not at peace. They never thought that Su Yunyu was not the son of Princess Zhenbei!

This Prince of Zhenbei was really too much. No wonder the two of them had heard rumors that the Princess of Zhenbei only liked her eldest and second sons and ignored her youngest son, Su Yunyu.

If this is the reason, then everything makes sense.

Old Master Guan suddenly thought of the incident some time ago when Princess Yong'an suddenly broke off her engagement. It caused quite a stir at the time, especially among Prince An, who was about to make a scene.

To this day, Prince An still uses strange tactics against Prince Zhenbei from time to time in the court, his main point being to make sure Prince Zhenbei is not satisfied.

Old Master Yuchi snorted softly. It seemed that the King of Zhenbei really loved that foreign woman so much that he even planned to marry the royal daughter to her son. He didn't even consider his own son's status. He really didn't know his own place!

I guess the emperor doesn't know Su Yunyu's true identity, otherwise he would never forgive King Zhenbei!

Ning Zhiyi: [Fortunately, the Princess of Zhenbei has two other sons, especially the Prince of Zhenbei, who is quite outstanding. If the husband is unreliable, it is also good to have a son to rely on.]

[The host is right. The issue of offspring has always been a major concern for many people. Old Master Yuchi is also worried about the issue of offspring.]

As soon as the system said this, Ning Zhiyi thought of the second point calculated by Master Guan San yesterday, that old man Yuchi has always been concerned about Yuchi Huaiying's offspring.

Suddenly she remembered that the system didn't mention this yesterday, [Tong'er, I think we didn't talk about Yuchi Huaiying yesterday. Anyway, there's nothing to do today, so you can talk about him. ]

The main reason is that it is indeed a bit rare to not have children after three years of marriage. Many people get good news one or two months after marriage. If there is no good news after half a year of marriage, people will look at them strangely.

The thing that Ning Zhiyi felt most good about was that Yuchi Huaiying had no children for three years, and Yuchi Huaiying's mother did not arrange a concubine for him, nor did she deliberately torture her daughter-in-law like other mothers-in-law.

Old man Yuchi held his breath. The climax was coming. His chest was shaking wildly and he couldn't help but cover it with his hands.

System: [Host, this matter is a bit complicated. I don’t know where to start.]

[It's okay. We have plenty of time today. Why don't you start from the beginning according to the timeline? ]

[Let’s start from the beginning...] The system murmured Ning Zhiyi’s words, and really started to tell the story from the beginning, [If I were to start from the beginning, I would have to talk about the time when he fell from the rockery when he was ten years old. He saw a butterfly landed on the rockery, so he excitedly climbed up the rockery to catch the butterfly, but he accidentally fell down.]

[Of course, he was thick-skinned and not injured, because he had just made a mistake two days ago, so he felt that he would definitely be beaten today. In order to escape the punishment, he came up with a 'good idea', which was to pretend that the most important thing about his manhood was injured, and he wailed so miserably that he almost scared old man Yuchi to death. ]

Ning Zhiyi spat out the melon seed shells in her mouth, [Tong'er, I have a question...]

The system chuckled, "Little host, I know what you want to ask. Are you wondering why he, who is only ten years old, knew how to use this method to avoid being beaten? In fact, the matter is very simple. One month before he fell from the rockery, his cousin was injured there. He noticed that no one in the family blamed his cousin and even served him well, so he did this."

Ning Zhiyi nodded. Actually, she really wanted to ask this question at first, but as soon as the system finished speaking, she wanted to tease him.

[No, no, no, that's not the question I want to ask. What I want to ask is, what mistake did he make before he fell off the rockery? ]

The system knew that Ning Zhiyi had changed the question temporarily, so it didn't say much, and said: [I didn't do anything, I just took advantage of his father's drunkenness and shaved off his father's beard. ]

Ning Zhiyi: [Ah! ]

Old Master Yuchi's eyes were dull, and he also remembered what happened during that period.

[Host, do you know what he used to shave his beard? Hahaha, he used a dagger, and he even scratched his father's face. When he saw the blood, he didn't dare to continue shaving and ran away in fear.]

[So when Lord Yuchi was drunk and sleeping soundly, a maid went to tuck in the corner of his quilt. What she saw was Lord Yuchi with a beard on one side and no beard on the other side. Most of his face was covered in blood. The maid was young and had never seen the world. When she saw this scene, she was stunned.]

[He ran outside regardless of anything, still shouting, "Hurry up and help me, a thief has peeled off the master's face." The entire Yuchi Mansion was shocked at that time, and when our young master Yuchi Huaiying heard that his father's face was peeled off by a thief, he did not think about the good deeds he had done, and rushed to the study room in a hurry, howling.]

【When he arrived at the scene, he was stunned. It turned out that he was the thief! Especially when he saw half of his father's face was covered in blood, he was really scared. He threw himself on Lord Yuchi and kept wailing, shaking out all the bad things he had done. Lord Yuchi, who felt that his breathing was suffocated, was awakened. As soon as he woke up, he heard the whole process. After knowing that his rebellious son had done something bad again, the scene of "kind father and filial son" began.】

Ning Zhiyi lowered his head, his shoulders shrugged, [Hahaha, a scene of 'kind father and filial son', I don't think this scene is very harmonious at all, is it? Did the father see that his son was still alive and took out the seven wolves, hahaha.]

System: [That’s about it. This is the scene. Yuchi Huaiying was beaten so hard that he cried for his parents.]

[So the fall injury at the age of ten was the reason why Mr. Yuchi thought his grandson had no children. At first, he didn't think about it because, as mentioned earlier, another cousin of Yuchi Huaiying had also been injured, but he was fine and now has a son and a daughter.]

[He thought that Yuchi Huaiying would be fine, but he didn't expect that he would have no children after getting married. As time went by, he began to have wild thoughts.]

[Na Tonger, is there anything wrong with Yuchi Huaiying's health? ]

Old Master Yuchi silently took out the Ginseng Heart-Nourishing Pills from his arms and made preparations in advance, in case he fainted and scared the two little kids of the Ning family.

Mr. Yuchi was on high alert, and Mr. Guan's heart was in his throat, but fortunately, the final result was good.

[There is nothing wrong with Yuchi Huaiying's health, but if he continues like this, I'm afraid he won't have any children in another three years.]

Mr. Yuchi’s heart, which had just been put at ease, suddenly became heavier again. He still wouldn’t have a child even if another three years passed!!!

God knows how much this sentence hurt his old heart, but after calming down for a while, he found something wrong.

Since Xitong said that there was nothing wrong with his grandson's health, it meant that the problem was with his grandson's wife, which was a difficult matter to deal with.

Seeing how sweetly the grandson and his wife have been getting along for the past three years, they probably didn't realize that one of them had health problems. He would find an opportunity to ask his wife to arrange for a doctor to treat his grandson's wife.

There is still a great chance that the young man will recover his body, but even if he fails to do so, he will not let his grandson divorce his wife and remarry. If that doesn't work, he will just adopt a child within the clan!

As long as the child is raised by the two of them since childhood, he will naturally be close to them. He doesn't ask for much, as long as the two of them have a child.

Old Master Guan didn't know what to say and sighed. He could only let Old Master Yuchi figure it out himself. As long as he could figure it out, it would be fine. But if he himself couldn't figure it out, then what awaited the two young men would definitely not be a good result.

[Yitong'er, you mean the problem lies with Yuchi Huaiying's wife. To be honest, they have been married for three years, and I don't think I have ever seen his wife once. I can only say that she is quite reserved and doesn't like to go out. She doesn't show up in social interactions on a daily basis.]

[Is it because you have been weak for many years and it is not suitable for you to go out? 】

The system thought for a moment, organized its words, and said, [Yes and no, it is because Yuchi Huaiying's wife is frail and sickly. This is news that Yuchi Huaiying deliberately released in order to find an excuse for his wife not to go out.]

[I say no because his wife is not sick at all. On the contrary, she is in good health and has no illness or disaster. I know you don’t understand why they say they won’t get pregnant even if they have sex for another three years. That’s because Yuchi Huaiying’s current ‘wife’ is not a woman, he is a man!]

The melon seeds in Ning Zhiyi's hand fell back into the plate one by one, and she felt numb.

Old man Yuchi’s ginseng heart-nourishing pills did not protect his heart pulse. The old man rolled his eyes and tilted his head back uncontrollably, and he was apparently fainting from shock.

Old Master Guan was afraid that Ning Zhiyi would notice something, so he quickly pinched Ning Zhiyi's philtrum with all his strength.

Fortunately, his efforts were not in vain. Old Man Yuchi's gray beard trembled, and he finally opened his eyes.

When Mr. Yuchi woke up, his eyes were dull and he was in a daze. He sat upright and no one knew what he was thinking.

[Tong'er, I don't quite understand. The Yuchi family, such a big family, would agree to marry a male daughter-in-law? ]

[This is impossible. Even if he was a man disguised as a woman and married into the family, it would be impossible. He would definitely be found out.]

The system agrees, [Host, you are right. There is something hidden here. Let me think about how to say it.]

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