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Chapter 378 Someone is so useless, add 12, go tie him up for me
"My dear, do you still want me to help you up?" The man rubbed his hands nervously, looking very innocent.
The situation was stronger than the person, and Lu Mao could only suppress his anger temporarily.
"No, I can get up by myself!"
Seeing Lu Mao supporting himself with his hands and sticking his butt out to stand up, he was in such a mess, but he still had to pretend to be calm.
Such a strong contrast made Guan Sanye laugh uncontrollably. He wanted to laugh but felt that since he was under someone's roof, he should not be so blatant. He tried to hold back but finally couldn't help it.
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"You, you shut up!" Lu Mao's face turned red.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. At worst, I won't laugh."
Guan Sanye's seemingly considerate words made Lu Mao even angrier.
This time he didn't order the fool to do it, but took out a dagger from his arms and wanted to do it himself!
"Hey, hey, hey, let's talk it out nicely. A real man should use words instead of fists. Be good and put down the dagger first!" Master Guan San kept backing away. Only a fool would stay where he was and wait to be stabbed.
He is a smart man!
Lu Mao limped and couldn't catch up with Master Guan Sanye. After a while, he was the one being chased. Lu Mao loosened the mask on his face and said bluntly:
"How do you do this? Don't you know how to tie his hands and feet?"
The man scratched his head and said innocently, "Sir, when your men said they wanted to capture him, they didn't say they wanted to tie his hands and feet."
Lu Mao felt like he was going to be so angry that he couldn't stand it anymore. How could there be such a stupid person in the world!
"Why don't you tie up his hands and feet now!!!"
The man was still honest and innocent, he spread his hands and said: "Okay, but that's a different price."
Lu Mao was so confused that his brain stopped working and he couldn't react for a while. "What do you mean?"
Guan Sanye added: "It means you have to pay more."
"Smart, this gentleman is really smart!" The man gave a thumbs up to Master Guan San.
Lu Mao:......
He was determined to kill this idiot in a moment, otherwise he would never be able to get rid of the hatred in his heart!
But now is not the time to get angry, so I can only suppress my anger and say, "Okay, add more money. How much do you want?"
The man lowered his head and chuckled, "My dear, how can I just ask for it directly? You have to add it yourself. It's up to you how much to add."
After saying this, he glanced at Master Guan San secretly.
Master Guan nodded, everything is ready!
Lu Mao: "Alright, you are such a loser, I'll give you 10 taels, go and tie him up for me."
Guan Sanye waved his hand and said in a very heroic manner: "Look at the way some people are so stingy and useless. I'll give you one hundred taels and you go and tie him up for me!"
Lu Mao:!!!
"No, you are hired by me, you won't turn against me at the last minute, right?"
"Don't worry, my lord. I have already received your money and will not change my side at the critical moment. However, I have also captured the little one for you. Our transaction is complete."
"Now, this noble man has ordered me to tie you up. This is another deal, and it does not conflict with your deal, don't you think?"
The 'man' pointed at Master Guan Sanye and spoke in a very high-sounding manner.
"Ridiculous! A servant cannot serve two masters. You are betraying your trust!"
Man: "If that's what you want to think, then there's nothing I can do."
“Cough, cough, cough!” Lu Mao was shocked by the shamelessness of this man. He coughed madly without catching his breath. “Stop, I’ll pay 110 taels to tie him up!”
"I'll give you two hundred taels!"
"Two hundred and ten taels!"
Master Guan: "Hey, five hundred taels!"
Lu Mao was unwilling to be outdone and wanted to continue to bid high prices, but he heard the man say, "My two nobles, this is a small business, no credit is accepted, the price is quoted and the money is paid. If anyone cannot pay after the quotation, please do not blame me."
Lu Mao only had one thousand taels of silver notes in his arms, which he brought specially for purchasing land. If he used the silver notes here, there would be a deficit on the land.
But he changed his mind and realized that as soon as his people arrived, they could send the man and Guan Sanye on their way. The silver was only temporarily given to the man for safekeeping and would be returned to him in a short while. With this thought, he no longer had any concerns and said directly:
"Six hundred taels!"
Guan Sanye knows how to make people angry. "Six hundred and one taels."
His unusual small increase in price gave Lu Mao hope. Thinking that this man was short of money, he began to raise the price frantically.
"Seven hundred taels!"
The 'man' clapped his hands, "You are so noble!"
"Seven hundred and one taels."
Lu Mao! "Eight hundred taels!"
"Oh my, you are worthy of being called a noble. You are so generous. This level of generosity simply shocks me for ten thousand years!"
Lu Mao held his head high and looked at Master Guan San with contempt.
Guan Sanye still said slowly: "Eight hundred taels and one copper coin."
"Humph, if you don't have money, don't try to be so pretentious. What's the point of pretending? You'll only make people laugh at you."
The man echoed, "That's right, my dear, if you don't have any more money, don't add any more. Just let me tie you up and stab you twice. Once you close your eyes, your life will pass quickly."
Master Guan San seemed to be stimulated by this sentence and said excitedly:
"No, I won't admit defeat. I still have money. I'll give you all the jade pendants, jade beads, and hair crowns I have. Go and tie him up!"
Ning Yuanting and Ning Yuanyi, who were hiding on the beams outside the house, looked at each other, and they finally understood why their sister was willing to be the apprentice of Master Guan Sanye.
Apart from a little bit of misleading from Xitong, the two of them have exactly the same personalities and train of thought. If they form a partnership, they will definitely be able to deceive everyone in the world.
Seeing that Ning Zhiyi and Guan Sanye handled the situation with ease, the two brothers had no intention of going down. They just wanted to make sure their sister was safe and let her do whatever she wanted.
The man shouted, "I can't refuse the offer you made, sir. So, sir, please take a look..."
The man looked at Lu Mao in embarrassment, and at the same time, he deftly straightened the fallen table and placed a white handkerchief in place.
Lu Mao was so angry that he felt like a Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Even if he had not originally intended to kill Guan Sanye, his murderous intention was now as hard as a rock.
"Stop talking nonsense. I don't know what he has. I'll give you 1,000 taels of silver, as well as the jade pendant, hair crown, and everything else on his body. Tie him up for me right now!"
"Okay, I'll follow your instructions. Come on, please put in the coins first. This will give me some motivation." The man did not move. He watched Lu Mao put the banknotes and jade pendant in the handkerchief on the table.
"Okay, sir, I'll serve you wholeheartedly." He smiled and put the handkerchief on the table into his arms. He took out a rope from somewhere and tied Lu Mao up in no time.
"No, who are you? You are in cahoots with him!"
Damn it, at this time, Lu Mao finally reacted.
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