I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Hu Yantan was furious and said to Emperor Mu Wu: "Your Majesty, is this the way Dali treats guests? I have come from afar, and not only have I been treated coldly since entering Beijing, but I have also been scolded by your officials. This is really unreasonable. Please, Your Majesty, do justice for me!"

"Regarding the collective diarrhea of ​​the horses, someone must have done something wrong. This person has evil intentions and deliberately used such a despicable method to insult us. I will never let this go!"

Emperor Mu Wu turned the jade ring in his hand and said meaningfully: "All the people who handled the horse matter were the prince's men. You can go back and investigate thoroughly. Even if you kill all the grooms you brought with you, I have no objection!"

"As for the last point that the prince said, he felt that he was treated coldly in Dali. Maybe it was because the prince had just arrived and was not used to the climate. In this case, I will not keep Prince Huyan. You will return immediately!"

After saying this, Emperor Mu Wu stood up and left, ignoring Hu Yantan's calls behind him.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

Haldun pulled Huyantan with an unpleasant expression and whispered, "Prince, let's go back to the post station first!"

"No, we are definitely being tricked. I cannot swallow this!"

Haldun's face became even uglier, what an idiot!

Due to his status, he could only take a deep breath and said in a lower voice: "Prince, originally we wanted to plot against Dali today, but their horses were fine, and our horses were the ones that got hurt. Our plan must have been discovered. This is Dali's revenge!"

The furious Huyan Tan was stunned, and his head, which was overwhelmed by anger, calmed down, and his face turned pale. "No, we did it perfectly. The person who sent the drug was very skilled and had no rivals in the Xiongnu. He will not be defeated in Dali!"

"Prince, this is the fact. Whether we are willing to admit it or not, our plan has been discovered by Dali. This is an indisputable fact."

Hu Yantan remained silent. "We can't stay here for long. We have to return to Xiongnu!"

"Prince, we can return immediately, but these horses..."

"What horses? They are a bunch of useless animals. Just throw them away!"

Haldun was upset. He grew up on horseback and horses were his best friends. In his eyes, horses were different beings. Abandoning these horses in their current form was the wisest choice. He nodded silently, feeling depressed. His tall figure became sluggish at this moment.

Before their mission, there were rumors that the Khan intended to pass the position to Huyan Tan, but in his eyes, horses were beasts. This man had a bad temper, was brainless, and self-willed. Could such a person really become a wise ruler who could lead the Xiongnu to prosperity?

He didn't know, but he knew that his ambitions before the mission collapsed at this moment, and he even lost the courage to continue fighting with Dali!

It seems like it's always like this, their people are jumping around and plotting schemes and scheming, while the people of Dali can always easily dismantle all the conspiracies.

He fell into deep self-doubt.

After criticizing the Xiongnu, the civil officials were in a good mood. The Minister of Rites walked over to the Minister of Revenue and patted him on the shoulder. "Old Xu, you're great. You're still as eloquent as ever. Shall we have a drink tonight?"

The Minister of Revenue was stunned: ???

His surname is Wang!

Then he thought of the Minister of Rites' "old problem" and shook his head helplessly.

The Minister of Personnel standing next to Ling: ???

Calling Lao Wang "Lao Xu", Minister of Rites, you are as excellent as ever!

"Ahem, well, I'm here! The person in front of you is Lord Wang, the Minister of Revenue!"

The Minister of Personnel thought he had made it clear enough, but the Minister of Rites did not believe him. He said firmly, "Haha, you wicked people, you want to tease me again, don't you?"

"The Minister of Revenue doesn't like to talk. He keeps his mouth shut in the court and in front of the emperor. He won't speak unless he is urged. How could he say so many words in a row today? It's not like he suddenly changed his temper. Don't try to fool me!"

The Minister of Personnel laughed secretly in his heart and deliberately said mischievously: "Are you trying to say that the Minister of Revenue can't even fart even if you hit him with three sticks? He is not as eloquent as me, right? Haha."

The Ministry of Personnel manages the promotion and demotion of officials, examinations, etc., as well as the appointment, inspection, promotion, demotion, and transfer of officials across the country. These are matters that concern the vital interests of officials. If one thing is not done well, some will be dissatisfied and others will be unwilling. If one thing is not done well, the younger ones will complain to the older ones at home, which is a headache.

Therefore, the Minister of Personnel has developed a silver tongue. No matter who has an opinion, he can persuade them by presenting facts and reasoning, and he can definitely arrange people clearly. Among the ministers in the six ministries, he is the best at speaking!

The Minister of Rites sighed that he knew him well, and that the Minister of Personnel understood him well. He smiled and said:

"Yes, yes, that's what I meant. But Old Xu, you practiced ventriloquism. Why did your voice come from the wrong direction? Also, the sound of your voice just now was slightly different from the voice of the person who scolded the Huns. Did you really practice ventriloquism secretly?"

The Minister of Personnel has a smokey voice. The Minister of Rites has found his biological son, and this son is very outstanding. Yesterday, his face was about to break with laughter. He explained his son's identity to the people in the mansion over and over again, and he even explained it personally to the servants.

On the second day, he successfully obtained a smoky voice, which at first glance sounded very similar to the voice of the Minister of Personnel.

"Hmph, the memorial you submitted said that you two had been working day and night to raise money. Originally, the memorial could have been approved in the past two days, but after seeing what you two said and did today, I felt that the contents of the memorial were untrue. I need to check it again. Let's wait and see about approving the money!"

The smiling smiles of the Minister of Rites and the Minister of Personnel froze, and the surrounding people smiled as they knew their chance had come, they could submit memorials to the Ministry of Revenue!

"Actually, everything I said just now was just a joke. How could I not recognize the Minister of Revenue? It's impossible."

The Minister of Personnel followed closely behind, "Ah, yes, yes, I was just joking, to lighten everyone's mood."

The reason why these two people are able to hold high positions is that they can bend and stretch, oppress when necessary and be submissive when necessary.

The Minister of Revenue rolled his eyes at the two of them and said, "Unfortunately, I am not joking!"

Minister of Rites:......

Minister of Personnel: ...

Others: Hahaha, we had a lot of fun today.

The Minister of Rites said: "Lord Wang, I heard that your throat is a little uncomfortable. I have some excellent throat-soothing tea here. I will send it to you later."

Minister of Personnel: ...