I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 217 forced both sons to smell the guards’ stinky feet, and subdued both sons in one fell swo
Perhaps because they shared the same suffering, Su Yunshen felt more like a close friend towards Ning Yuanze and communicated with him with great enthusiasm. However, he did not notice that Ning Yuanze was frowning because of his enthusiasm.
The two of them were just nodding acquaintances before. Could it be that because they had little contact that they didn't notice that Su Yunshen was a little abnormal?
Zheng Wangyan was drinking tea on the side, Su Yunshen and Ning Yuanze were chatting happily, and Su Yunzheng was "eating like crazy" on the side, so Ning Zhiyi held the teacup as a disguise and went to communicate with the system with peace of mind.
[Tong'er, have you found where Xiongnu Lao Liu is staying? ]
[Host, they are so thieves. They have several bases. I am testing the place where they store the most valuable items. It will take a while for the results to come out. Why don't we just eat some melons first?]
【Eat melon, come on! 】
The system cleared its throat tactically. For some reason, Su Yunshen, who was complaining to Ning Yuanze, felt a chill down his spine. His man's sixth sense told him that there was danger!
System: [Host, which of the two brothers of the Su family do you think is unreliable? ]
Su Yunzheng, who was "eating like crazy" because he was hungry, put down the cake in his hand and pointed at himself silently. He knew himself well and asked people not to talk about his elder brother, thank you.
[Why ask? It must be Su Yunshen who is unreliable! ]
Su Yunzheng nodded. That’s right, he was unreliable.
I swallowed the pastry in my mouth. Hey, something seemed wrong!
[Ah, host, shouldn't you guess Su Yunzheng? ]
Ning Zhiyi was very proud, [Hehe, I am an expert in anti-routine. If it was Su Yunzheng, you would definitely not ask. According to the anti-routine, the unreliable one must be Su Yunshen! ]
Su Yunzheng & Su Yunshen:......
No, eldest brother is very reliable. If it weren't for eldest brother's protection since he was a child, he would have been beaten to death by his mother long ago. Ning Zhiyi is really talking nonsense!
[I give the host a thumbs up. If I hang out with the host, I will definitely become the smartest leader in the future! ] The system flattered, [Although Su Yunshen is the eldest, he is essentially the "sixth"! ]
[He wet the bed and framed me! ]
Ning Zhiyi: [Oh, tsk tsk tsk, the eldest son of the Su family wet the bed and framed others, eh eh eh! ]
Su Yunzheng’s shocked face:???
Ning Yuanze and Zheng Wangyan looked at Su Yunshen with a smile. Su Yunshen's face was a little hot, but his skin was wheat-colored, so the blush was not very noticeable, and he pretended to be nothing.
In fact, the hand under the table was pinching my thigh!
[Haha, host, don't you think it's incredible that eight-year-old Su Yunshen secretly drank fruit wine. At first, he thought it was sweet, and unknowingly drank half a pot. Then he felt thirsty, so he drank two pots of tea, and then went to bed to rest.]
[When he woke up the next day, he found that the golden bed was flooded with water. He had drunk too much water and wine, and he had wet the quilt and mattress! ]
[Hahahaha, the sky has fallen and the earth has sank, the eight-year-old eldest prince wet the bed! ] Ning Zhiyi laughed and shrank under the table, pretending to pick up a teacup.
Su Yunzheng's eyes were full of cunning. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. His lips were raised and pursed, raised and pursed again.
Family members, who understands, he really wants to laugh!
But he dared not laugh due to his brother’s tyranny!
[Yes, Su Yunshen felt like the sky was falling at that time, so he was smart and decisively brought his brother's...]
[Wow, did he bring Su Yunzheng over to pretend that he peed himself? ] Ning Zhiyi asked excitedly.
Su Yunzheng crushed the pastry in his hand. It turned out that he wet the bed when he was a child because he took the blame for his brother!
As soon as Su Yunshen saw his brother's silly look, he knew what he was thinking and rolled his eyes speechlessly. He would not let his brother take the blame!
"Drink some water, be careful not to choke."
While pouring water for his brother, Su Yunshen leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Take back your thoughts. I was ten years old when you wet the bed!"
Su Yunzheng suddenly realized, ah, right, right.
Ning Yuanze gave a thumbs up and praised: "Very good, you really are brothers!"
Su Yunzheng & Su Yunshen:......
This doesn’t have to involve even bed-wetting!
Afraid that Ning Zhiyi would notice something unusual, the few of them kept chatting about all sorts of things, and their systematic explanation reached a fever pitch.
[That's not the case. He brought Su Yunzheng's dog and pretended that the dog wet the bed. But you know what? Su Yunzheng's dog is just a puppy that just turned three months old. There is no way it could wet the bed! ]
[Everyone knew the truth, but in order to protect Su Yunshen's young mind, they all pretended not to know. Su Yunzheng also wet the bed. After wetting the bed, he poured fuel on the fire and burned the bedding in order to destroy the evidence. He almost burned himself! ]
[As a result, when everyone rushed to put out the fire, they accidentally discovered that he had wet the bed. Even now, Princess Zhenbei still uses this incident to make fun of Su Yunzheng. ]
[Haha, these two brothers are amazing!] Ning Zhiyi's shoulders were shaking with laughter, and he climbed out from under the table only after he had shaken enough.
Ning Yuanze handed her a teacup and said, "Drink some water."
"No, big brother, I don't want to drink water. Drinking too much water will wet the bed. I don't want to drink more."
The two brothers who felt they were being implicated: ...
Seeing that Ning Zhiyi still wanted to talk about whether she wet the bed or not, Ning Yuanze quickly stuffed a piece of cake into her mouth and manually shut her up!
"Eat some cakes!" Eat more cakes and talk less!
"Mmm, delicious, thank you brother."
Seeing how cute and adorable she was, Ning Yuanze felt regretful in his heart. Was he too rough with his sister just now? How could he treat his sister so roughly!
[Haha, there's something even more amazing. The main thing is that Su Yunshen also has the same quirk as the King of Zhenbei, he likes to smell the stinky feet of beautiful women! ]
"Cough cough!" This time Zheng Wangyan couldn't help it and choked on the tea.
System: [He knew that the Princess of Zhenbei didn't like anything related to the King of Zhenbei, but she really liked smelling the stinky feet of beautiful women and couldn't let go, so he thought of a trick and told the Princess of Zhenbei that it was Su Yunzheng who liked to smell the feet of beautiful women.]
[The princess was immediately furious and ordered someone to find a guard. The guard had been standing all day, wearing boots, and it was summer, so the smell was very strong. Princess Zhenbei was afraid that her eldest son would also have this problem, so she forced both sons to smell the guard's stinky feet, and subdued both sons in one fell swoop! ]
Ning Yuanze's eyes changed when he looked at Su Yunshen. This person... this person is hard to judge!
How could someone have such a niche hobby!
Su Yunzheng looked at his brother accusingly. No wonder, no wonder his mother ordered him to smell the guard's stinky feet that day. He thought he had been caught stealing the koi in the garden, so he didn't even try to defend himself and just accepted the punishment.
Who knew that this was a frame-up by the eldest brother?
Su Yunshen lowered his head to observe the teacup in his hand. Actually, he was quite naughty when he was a child. Later, when he grew up and understood that he had to bear the responsibilities of the eldest son and elder brother, he gradually restrained his temper. So during the period when he restrained his temper, he still did a lot of things to hurt his younger brother...
But most of the time, the silly brother didn't know that he was tricked by him...
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