I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Dali was sitting up straight, like a primary school student being scolded. His breathing became heavier and the flesh on his face trembled, which made Jingzhao Yin want to pinch him.

To put it bluntly, as soon as Jingzhao Yin raised his butt, Du Ting knew what he was going to do. He held down his restless hand and said angrily:

"Remember, you are a superior, watch your words and actions!"

Jing Zhao Yin had an innocent look on his face, pulled out his hand, and said proudly:

"Of course, I touched his face because I am your superior. Do you want me to touch my superior's face?"

Moritsu:......

It's a bit strange, but it seems to make some sense.

System: [Little host, do you know how many concubines your man has? ]

After swallowing the venison in his mouth, Ning Zhiyi took another bite of roe deer meat. [How many? Could it be a hundred concubines? ]

"puff!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Hahaha!"

There was some strange noise mixed in.

[Tong'er, I seem to hear a strange sound.] Ning Zhiyi looked around suspiciously. Before she turned around, everyone had already disguised themselves and stared at the dancing singer.

The singers suddenly felt a lot of pressure: ???

What's going on?

[Hey, host, don't worry about it. There are so many people here, it's normal to make some noises. Sounds like "pu pu" and "ha ha" are even more normal. Just treat these sounds as farts! ]

The person who just spoke: Thank you.

Feeling his wife's gaze, Dali waved his hands hurriedly, No, no, I really don't have a hundred concubines!

Mrs. Dali was not jealous, but she was worried that the pervert in her family was keeping a mistress outside, which would only bring shame to her.

[It’s not as many as a hundred. If you don’t count the concubines, there are fifteen of them, which is exactly the same age as his youngest son! ]

Pang Jinbao excitedly said to the boy next to him: "What a coincidence, I am also fifteen years old!"

Sitting next to him was Young Master Zhou. Being confronted by his important friend, he was quite speechless and said:

"What's even more coincidental is that your father seems to have fifteen concubines as well!"

The two were good friends, and Zhou Jiayu often heard Pang Jinbao complain about his father taking a concubine.

"Jiayu, my father has taken another concubine!"

"Oh, Jiayu, my father has taken a concubine again!"

"Wow, Jiayu, my father has taken a concubine again! I hate him!"

The young Pang Jinbao did not like his father taking a concubine. He showed dissatisfaction at first, but later he became numb. Zhou Jiayu also learned about the number of concubines in Dali Zheng's backyard.

"Oh, yes, this is such a coincidence."

Another person said faintly: "Is it possible that he is talking about your father?"

Pang Jinbao: ...

"No, he's your dad!"

The man shook his head and stopped, "No, no, no, that's your father, your real father!"

Pang Jinbao: "Your father!"

"It's your dad!"

Pang Jinbao: "Your father!"

"It's your dad!"

The two of them argued quietly, making the others tremble with laughter!

The system also heard the argument between the two and thought that these two furry kids were so uncivilized. It would have been fine if they had just secretly eaten the melon, but why were they quarreling? Let's see how the system will expose the melon to them next time!

"No, who is the father of you two?"

The sudden voice startled the two of them, and they turned their heads to meet Ning Zhiyi's bright eyes.

Being stared at by the two, Ning Zhiyi felt a little embarrassed. "I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation. It was mainly because you two were too loud. I couldn't watch the girls dancing. I just heard you two shouting "your dad, your dad". Who is the dad? Tell me!"

Pang Jinbao and the other man were so confused that they pointed at each other and said, "I'm his father!"

Ning Zhiyi: “Ah?”

other people:? ? ?

The two of them almost froze their heads and said hurriedly, "Ah, no, no, actually he is my father!"

Ning Zhiyi nodded, holding the bowl and walked back to her seat calmly. The two of them breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, they were smart and managed to fool the person.

[Tong'er, next time I meet a fool, please at least remind me. You see, it's such a waste of time to play with a fool.]

The two idiots froze, Pang Jinbao's face turned red like a ripe tomato, and he said to Zhou Jiayu, "Are you still good brothers? Why didn't you remind me?"

Zhou Jiayu retorted forcefully, angrily: "Didn't I warn you? My throat is about to smoke from coughing, and I was just about to ask you if your ears were stolen by your father!"

"My throat has become hoarse from coughing. Dads, please forgive me. I am risking my life to play with you!"

"We will testify!" the other young masters echoed.

The two of them lowered their heads and covered their faces, wishing they could go back in time.

[Host, they are not fools, they are just a little silly, this is called clear stupidity! ]

[I didn't see clarity, I only saw stupidity. Tong'er, let's not talk about them anymore. Let's talk about who was the melon owner just now. I want to go and see if his concubines are pretty someday! ]

The fat face of Mr. Zheng Pang from Dali was full of rejection. No, he refused!

Madam, save me!

His wife seemed very interested. Life in the rear house was boring, but it would definitely not be boring staying with Ning Zhiyi.

She welcomed Ning Zhiyi, as for Dali Zheng’s opinion, that was not important!

The system did not say it directly. It felt that it could not take the initiative to say the source of the problem every time. This would be boring. Over time, the host would definitely get tired of it.

In order to maintain its position, it must learn to innovate!

[It looks like a mountain from a distance, and a huge mountain from close up. It is so big that it can’t be stewed in one pot! ]

[Stop, stop, stop!] Ning Zhiyi interrupted immediately. What the hell is going on? [System, are you dead? Why are you still talking nonsense?]

[Humph, this is the answer to the riddle of the melon master. I won’t say a word to you until you solve the riddle!] As expected, the host is no longer interested in it and is even angry with it.

Humph, you big pig's hoof host!

Jingzhao Yin patted Dali Zheng, raised his voice and said with a smile: "Dashan?"

Dalizheng shook his head and said seriously: "No, it's mountains and peaks. This meat is layered and endless!"

Since ancient times, the requirements for men's body shape have not been high, and many officials are fat. Dali Zheng did not think that his body shape was bad.

The others looked at Dali Zheng secretly and found that what Xitong said was right, it seemed that one pot really could not hold all the food!

Ning Zhiyi looked around, passed Dali Zheng, and looked at the fat black man who was feasting on the other side, [Jiang Sinian? ]

[He definitely can't cook it in one pot, he needs to cook it in two pots! ]

Dali was looking up and fixing his eyes on Jiang Sinian, who was taller and stronger than him. He took a deep breath, tightened his stomach a little, and lowered his voice to the lowest possible level.

"It seems that he is a little fatter than me!"

But no one paid any attention to him this time. Others lowered their heads and secretly glanced at Jiang Sinian out of the corner of their eyes. Not many people dared to look him in the eye. It was not because they couldn't afford to offend the Jiang family, but because no one wanted to be entangled by a lunatic who had no rationality and could go crazy at any time!