I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

"Dad, wait a minute!"

Du Shaofeng ran as fast as he could and grabbed hold of Lord Du's sleeve.

Lord Du took a deep breath to control his facial expression. He really couldn't wait!

"Fuck away!"

Otherwise he won’t be able to hold his fart anymore!

He took a deep breath to suppress the stinging in his throat, "Dad, are you going to the bathroom?"

Lord Du: "You want to go too? There are several seats, and we don't have to fight for them. Why are you pulling me? Get out of the way!"

He is really dying!

"Dad, please find a place to solve it first, and I will tell you in detail later."

Du Cheng looked at him with a look that said "you're crazy" and gritted his teeth and said, "I am the Minister of Dali Temple, a scholar, and an official appointed by the court of the Dali Dynasty!"

"How can you do such a disgraceful thing as defecating anywhere? Get out of here."

After saying that, he hurried away, getting closer and closer to the dry toilet, just one step away from liberation.

Victory lies ahead!

"Dad, someone has tampered with the dry toilet. If you go in, you will fall into the pit. Just go ahead." Du Shaofeng said coldly, seeing that he could not persuade him any more.

Du Ting's hand, which was about to push the door, froze in place. Before he could figure out what was going on, he heard his son continue, "

This toilet hasn't been cleaned for a long time. It's full of shit. If you fall in, you won't be able to get out unless you are full."

"Ugh!" Du Ting dry-heaved in disgust. Between falling into the pit and eating shit and being disgraced, he chose the latter without any hesitation.

After releasing their stomachs, the father and son found a secluded place. Du Ting gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me, what happened?"

He swore that if what happened just now was a prank played by this unlucky son, he would beat the bastard to death!

When Du Shaofeng saw the dangerous look on his father's face, he didn't dare to keep it a secret and told him everything he knew about the relationship between Master Du and the Third Prince.

"How do you know this information?"

Du Cheng still knew his son's weight, and this information was definitely not found out by him!

There must be an expert behind this!

Is this master a friend or an enemy?

"Dad, I heard a beep—"

Du Ting listened attentively with bated breath, but his son's face turned red, but he didn't say anything crucial.

He put his hand on his belt and said in a low voice, "You little bastard, if you keep me in suspense, I'll treat you to something good.

"Dad, calm down, I heard it--" Du Shaofeng was about to kneel down. He just wanted to say that he knew all this by listening to Ning Zhiyi's inner voice, but his mouth seemed to be blocked by paste and he couldn't utter a word.

"Dad, I can't tell you. I can't tell you the key points."

The son was so anxious that he was sweating and looked panicked, and it didn't seem like he was joking. Du Ting had an idea in his mind and went to the dry toilet to check it out himself. After a while, he came out with a grim look on his face.

There were three dry toilets in total, and the one in the middle that he often went to had the most severely broken wooden boards. He stepped on it hard and the boards made crisp sounds, and could not hold up for long.

The other two also had varying degrees of damage, but not serious. However, if an accident occurred, the best excuse would be that the dry toilets had been in disrepair for many years and collapsed.

It's an unexpected situation!

"Son, did you have an adventure?"

Thinking that it was an adventure to be able to hear other people's thoughts, I nodded vigorously.

"Dad, this is a great adventure. It is because of this that your son can come back in time to save you."

"Haha, good, my son has had an adventure. Keep it to yourself and don't mention it to anyone in the future. Don't do anything to harm your benefactor."

The young man nodded vigorously, "Dad, I understand. From now on, she will be our family's benefactor. I will protect her at all costs."

"Well, my son is great!"

Du Ting's eyes were full of pride. Although his son was a little naughty, he was excellent in both character and appearance.

"It's rude not to reciprocate. Someone has plotted against us, so we have to give them a good "return"!" Du Cheng laughed, his eyes full of murderous intent, but the smile on his lips grew bigger and bigger.

However, Du Shaofeng was most afraid of him being like this. Whenever he got into trouble when he was a child, his father would smile like this, with a bright smile on his face.

But that didn't stop him from beating himself with a cane!

"Dad, it's not that someone is plotting against my head, it's that someone is plotting against me eating my shit."

Du Ting:?

He put his hand on the belt again. Before dealing with the external enemy, he should kill this rebellious son first!

He has no sense at all, he deserves to be beaten to death!

......

After about a cup of tea, Master Du walked towards the outer courtyard in a panic. His stomach was churning and he could hardly hold it back.

According to the time calculation, his good brother has fallen into the pit now. He can't go to the dry toilet in the inner courtyard. This would ruin his own good deed!

Originally, he had something important on his mind and didn't want to drink much, but for some reason he got diarrhea, so he had no choice but to rush to clean his stomach.

When they reached the corner, Du Ting appeared from nowhere and grabbed Du Erye's neck.

"Second brother, you can't sneak away. Lord Lu is a distinguished guest and you have to accompany him well. Come with me and continue drinking with Lord Lu."

Seeing his elder brother standing here, Mr. Du secretly hated that his plan had failed, but his stomach ached so much that he had no time to think about the reason why his plan had failed. He didn't even dare to speak loudly, his face flushed, and he waved his hands in panic, "Brother, my stomach is uncomfortable, you go and accompany Lord Lu first."

Du Ting smiled, "If you feel uncomfortable in your stomach, the dry toilet is right here. Why bother going to the outer courtyard? Shaofeng, help your second uncle in."

"Okay, please come this way, Second Uncle." Go eat shit.

"No, I want to go to the outer courtyard. No, no, I don't want to go in."

Unfortunately, no one listened to him. The father and son lifted the man up, one on each side, opened and closed the toilet door, and pushed hard with their hands, and Mr. Du entered the dry toilet in the middle.

After entering, Mr. Du didn't dare to move, for fear that he would fall down if he moved, which would be the end of him.

"Someone, come quickly."

His voice was full of fear, and if you didn't know, you would think there was a wild beast next to him.

In his extreme nervousness, he forgot that in order to facilitate his actions, he had already sent away the servants serving in the courtyard. Even if he shouted at the top of his lungs, no one would come.

What made him even more frightened was that he heard a series of crackling sounds in his ears, "Brother, brother! Shaofeng, save me!"

"Son, let's go and meet Lu the dog thief." Du Cheng straightened his clothes and turned into a well-dressed gentleman again, but there was a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth.

Now that I think about it, Lu Mao might have already surrendered to the Third Prince just like Master Du, and what happened today might have been a conspiracy between the two of them.

Then he has to entertain Lord Lu well and let Lord Lu be his alibi witness.

Well, no need to make it too grand, just treat him to a free meal of shit.

When the three siblings arrived at the Du Mansion, the place was already in chaos, and the servants were running around in panic to save people.

Hearing the servants' discussions, Ning Zhiyi became confused.

【Mr. Du? 】

[Master Du did not fall into the pit, it was Second Master Du who fell into the pit and ate shit! ]

"What's that sound?" Du Ting was puzzled. He was performing very hard. "Hurry up, you guys, rescue my second brother."

"My poor second brother, how much shit must he have eaten?" He had to act both heartbroken and the feeling of powerlessness as he wanted to jump over to save people but was held back by the people around him.

At the same time, a pair of eyes secretly looked around, trying to find the person who made the sound just now.

Oh, he is such a busy man!

Looking around, he saw the three siblings of the Ning family. Ning Zhiyi waved when he saw him, "Hello, Uncle Du."

[Okay, since Lu Mao is here too, we should send him to eat shit. He was the one who came up with this crazy idea.]

[He was jealous that Lord Du was better than him in every way, so he came up with this sinister plan, hoping to kill Lord Du and tarnish his reputation. His mind was truly vicious.]

Du Ting's eyes were as big as bells, his son's adventure was about to begin!

With his son's advance warning, Du Cheng was surprised but easily accepted the fact that he could hear Ning Zhiyi's thoughts.

This is the good fortune of their Du family!

This is a blessing that can only be earned if there is smoke coming out of the ancestral graves!

When he heard Ning Zhiyi mention Lu Mao, his heart skipped a beat, fearing that this evil-minded bastard might have heard it too. However, after observing for a long time, he did not find anything unusual on Lu Mao's face.

It seems that this person can't hear anything.

very good!

Du's performance rules, show!