I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Ning Zhiyi moved her lips, a little bit unbelieving but also finding it very funny, "So the last thing I got for the Zhou ceremony was a watermelon?"

Seeing the shocked expression on the little girl's face, the princess laughed so hard that she couldn't catch her breath. "Yes, at that time my brother wanted to put the Panlong Jade Pendant in your hands as well. That would at least make sense, but you just held on to the watermelon with both hands and refused to let go. I'll give you the Panlong Jade Pendant once, and you'll throw it away once."

"So your gift for the first birthday is still watermelon."

Emperor Mu Wu interjected, "It's a big watermelon!"

The pronunciation is emphasized in large characters.

Ning Zhiyi: (灬? ?灬)

“So it’s still a watermelon.”

Emperor Muwu: ...

"Other people give out jade pendants or writing brushes, inkstones, and mine is a watermelon?" Ning Zhiyi groaned. "You can't say there's no one like this since, but there's definitely no one like this before."

[Absolutely. I think the host may be the one who will never be surpassed. Whose good person puts watermelon in the ceremony of grabbing the first birthday? Hahaha, you are definitely the best person in the world, both ancient and modern. You are the chosen one who eats watermelons! ]

Everyone: That seems to make sense.

Prince An, Du Cheng and Jingzhao Yin looked at each other and stopped pretending to discuss the impact of the Zhou-Zhua ceremony on a child. One said it had a huge impact, one said it had no impact, and one remained neutral.

Du Ting: "It's not surprising that Ning likes to eat melons when she grows up. Now I know why. When she was young, she got watermelons during the week-long celebration. When she grew up, she liked to eat melons. Isn't this a very reasonable thing?"

"That's nonsense. What does the personality of a grown-up have to do with the ceremony of grasping the first month of the lunar calendar? It's determined by one's own personality." Jingzhao Yin objected.

Du Ting: "That's right. My kid got a slingshot when he was doing the one-year-old ceremony. When he grows up, he will be a chicken-walking and dog-fighting idiot."

"Humph, it's all because of you being unreliable. You prepared a slingshot for the one-year-old ceremony. You're such a genius!"

Moritsu: "Your son secretly put the slingshot in there!"

Jingzhao Yin:......

Prince An was not afraid of the trouble and advised: "Don't quarrel, lest you get angry and hurt your relationship. It's better for you to fight directly!"

Du Ding & Jing Zhao Yin:......

Zheng Xian just felt that he was redundant. On one side were the Dali Temple Minister and Jingzhao Yin who were about to take action after the discussion became heated. On the other side was Ning Yuanze, the brother of the victim of the one-year-old ceremony, who was obviously in a bad mood.

After all, he was "inexperienced" and felt that he was out of place in this kind of scene!

The system then said, "Host, there is more to this. Let me tell you, you are going to blackmail me."

It is obvious who is being extorted.

The eldest princess was even happier, and her bright and charming features made her smile more freely. This time she had to make her brother the emperor "bleed heavily" and extort a large sum of money, so that he would know how to discipline the imperial concubine.

Emperor Mu Wu felt horrified when he heard Xitong's voice rising. His experience of being cheated many times told him that what Xitong would say next would definitely not be good.

"We will discuss the matter of annihilating the bandits at the court tomorrow morning. My dear ministers, please return home."

This means to forcibly kick someone out of the group chat. Zheng Xianru was pardoned. He stood up and was about to leave, but his body stiffened. Was his movement too fast? Why were the others still sitting there and not standing up?

Even the Second Prince was still sipping his tea leisurely. Could it be that he had misunderstood?

Afraid of making mistakes, he slowed down his movements, and saw that everyone except him seemed to have been stimulated by a slow acupuncture point, and their movements were slower than those of a 70-year-old man. His doubts were not answered until he heard Ning Zhiyi's inner voice.

[Tong'er, please tell me in detail. I love to blackmail people the most, hehehe.] When talking about the topic that interests her, Ning Zhiyi became interested and deliberately made a witch sound to make a funny sound.

Zheng Xian touched the jade pendant on his waist and thought to himself that he was in such a hurry to go out that he forgot to ask his mother whether this new third aunt was a good person.

He is not discriminating against bad people. It's mainly because good people have their own way of getting along with each other, and bad people have their own way of getting along with each other. He is not sure what attitude he should take towards Ning Zhiyi now, so he can only adhere to the principle of doing less and making fewer mistakes.

System: [Host, you had amazing fighting ability when you were a child. You wanted to pick up a watermelon, but accidentally broke it, so you got all over yourself with watermelon juice. The emperor carried you to sit on the table, and when you turned around, you spilled ink all over yourself. The emperor could only carry you and move away.]

Ning Zhiyi suddenly asked, "So did I also stain the emperor's clothes? I don't have to pay for it, right?"

System: [...No need. I transferred twice. Maybe I made you unhappy. You started crying, so the emperor thought you were hungry and started feeding you porridge.]

Emperor Mu Wu has the say on this matter. The child is too difficult to serve. He refuses to drink rice porridge, millet porridge, red bean porridge, cow's milk or goat's milk. Not only does he refuse to drink, but he also gets himself dirty.

[The key point is that you, the host, were not hungry at that time. I kept stuffing you with porridge, but you definitely didn't want to drink it. Soon you made yourself look like a little cat, and even made the emperor's clothes dirty. When your father came to the palace to look for you, he thought he saw two refugees.]

With a "puff", the second prince couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"My dear ministers, would you like me to send someone to see you off?"

His tone was full of murderous intent. The few people did not dare to slow down and fled quickly.

Emperor Mu Wu then looked coldly at the Crown Prince and the Second Prince. The Crown Prince stood up on his own accord. The Second Prince had an expression of being at a loss as to what to do, and was very unconvinced when he was pulled away by the Crown Prince.

"Brother, we are the biological sons of our father. We don't have to leave. Let's stay for a while."

"Shut up and follow me!"

The Second Prince: "Oh!"

Seeing that everyone had left, Ning Zhiyi also wanted to escape, but she was still worried about the extortion mentioned by the system. Knowing that Emperor Mu Wu was poor, she did not plan to ask for the gold or silver reward.

"Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered something my father once told me..."

"Tell me what you want, and I will grant you one more thing." Knowing that she was looking for an excuse to blackmail him, Emperor Mu Wu responded readily without waiting for the girl to finish.

Ning Zhiyi didn't react in time. She agreed too quickly. Happiness came too suddenly. She was not ready yet!

[Hey, host, why are you in a daze? Opportunities don't wait for anyone, make your request quickly. ]

She reacted, a flattering smile appeared on her face, and she asked tentatively:

"Your Majesty, I wonder if there is any hope for my eldest brother's official position to be promoted?"

"Yes."

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Long live the emperor. I will take my leave now!"

Having fulfilled his wish, Ning Zhiyi knelt down to express his gratitude, then took his leave and left. He had to quickly share the news with his elder brother.

She ran happily, completely unaware that a new crisis was waiting for her.