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Chapter 136 La la la la la, you can’t catch me

"Stop drinking now."

Xiong knew that Ning Zhiyi must be drunk, so she reached out to grab the wine glass from her hand, but she didn't expect Ning Zhiyi to be still agile.

He switched the wine glass from his left hand to his right hand, drank it all in one gulp, and gave Xiong a smug expression.

"La la la la la, you can't catch me."

"There's nothing I can do. I'm just that strong. Hahaha."

The little girl's arrogant laughter startled the little parrot on the beam. The parrot was much smaller than the one in Ning Mansion, but it could say a lot.

"La la la la la, you can't catch me."

"Idiot, shut up!" Xiong didn't expect that the parrot would actually learn Ning Zhiyi's words and told it to shut up.

"You're so bad, you idiot." The little parrot said in a shrill voice. After being scolded by Xiong, it turned its back and buried its head in its wings, leaving Xiong with a bird's butt.

"The little guy is quite smart." The most sober person at the scene was only the Second Prince's wife.

"It's quite smart. I snatched this parrot from that idiot Wu Ninghou. How can he raise a good bird with such an idiot? I have to raise it."

Second Prince Consort:...

After hearing what Xiong said, she knew that this person was also drunk, otherwise such words would never come out of Xiong's mouth.

"Hey, little thief, who told you to imitate my way of speaking? I'm going to charge you for the copyright." Ning Zhiyi pointed in the opposite direction of the birdcage.

"You little thief, you're pointing in the wrong direction. I'm over here." The fool laughed.

Tanchun stepped forward and put her arm around her master's shoulders, carefully straightened Ning Zhiyi's body, and pointed her finger in the direction of the birdcage.

"Give me the money quickly, or you'll pay it back with your body."

Idiot: "La la la, I won't give it to you! I won't give it to you!"

"Come and catch me, Lululu."

Feeling that he was being provoked, Ning Zhiyi raised his head and was ready to fight this little thief for eight hundred rounds.

She let out a soft "eh" and seemed to have discovered something.

The Second Prince's wife explained to Xiong: "Ning Mansion also has two parrots. Zhiyi might be admiring the parrots."

"That makes sense. My dog ​​was bought by that idiot at a high price. He learns to speak very quickly and is quite smart."

Xiong might have been really drunk, or she might have been so happy that her son's future was already secured that she simply replaced the Marquis of Wuning with that fool.

"Your Highness, that fool doesn't know that I bought the parrot from a Western Region merchant a long time ago, and then found two servants from the Xiong family to pretend to be Western Region merchants, and increased the price of the parrot five times and sold it to that fool."

"Humph, that idiot bought the parrot and before he could even warm it up, I snatched it away. He lost both the parrot and the money. You say that such an idiot thinks he is the smartest all day long, but in fact, I treat him like a dog."

The Second Prince's wife burst out laughing. Why didn't she realize that the wife of Marquis Wuning was also a wonderful person?

"No, dogs are so cute, how can you compare that idiot to a dog?" Ning Zhiyi yelled.

"Ms. Ning is right. I have to apologize to the dog. I'm sorry, dog!"

"Haha, you've admitted your mistake well. I forgive you on behalf of the dog."

"Thank you, Miss Ning."

The two of them chatted back and forth, and unexpectedly started chatting nonsensically. The Second Prince's wife made up her mind not to drink alcohol in the future. Once she drank, her IQ dropped to that of a three-year-old child.

Xiong San Sui and Ning San Sui were talking and laughing, like the two idiots in the village.

Fortunately, there were several people in Xiong's yard, which was guarded firmly, so the news would not get out and give people a chance to talk.

Mammy stood aside and wiped her tears with a handkerchief. It had been many years since her daughter had smiled so easily.

Since getting married, Xiong has smiled less and less frequently. Basically, you won’t see a genuine smile on her face for three to five months.

When other people get married, they dress up to welcome a bright and glorious future, but she dresses up to welcome the misery of the rest of her life.

Fortunately, the two young masters worked hard and gave the young lady hope, otherwise she was really afraid that the young lady would not be able to hold on.

Xiong and Ning Zhiyi got along better and better as they talked, and regarded each other as close friends, as if they had met each other too late. Each of them raised a glass of wine.

"Miss!"

"Second sister!"

The two said in unison: "Today we voluntarily become sisters."

"No, there's a difference in generation!" The Second Prince's wife, the only sober person at the scene, hurriedly stopped them. The two were not only a dozen years apart, but mainly in generation.

Xiong's eldest son is older than Ning Zhiyi.

"Huh? Who disagrees!" The two drunkards looked at the Second Prince's wife in unison. They smiled at each other, one of them pulled the Second Prince's wife over, and the other handed her a wine glass.

Ning Zhiyi, like a good brother, put his arm around the Second Prince's wife's shoulders and said with a grin, "Third sister!"

The little girl smiled. Although her head was dizzy from drinking, her cleverness was not gone. She even knew how to drag those who opposed her into the water.

"Drink, third sister!" Xiong forcefully stuffed the wine glass into the hands of the Second Prince's wife.

Under the coercion of the two men, the Second Prince's wife looked like a poor little thing forced into a desperate situation.

In this way, the three of them became sworn sisters without knowing why.

"It's a mess, everything is a mess." The Second Prince's wife had a look of despair on her face and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp. It was ridiculous that two drunkards would do such a nonsensical thing.

The funny thing is that I, the most sober person in the room, didn’t stop it.

Join if you can't.

"No, I have to be the second." He slammed the wine glass in his hand on the table and said with great pride.

Ning Zhiyi looked at Xiong, then at the Second Prince's wife, as if comparing the ages of the three. After looking for a while, he said:

"Okay, I agree. I'll spoil you one more time."

"Look at these three idiots, haha." The idiot started to show off his presence again.

Ning Zhiyi rubbed his eyes, trying to see the idiot's appearance clearly, but there were only double images in front of his eyes and he couldn't see clearly.

He jumped onto the table under the birdcage and stared at the idiot.

Daigua was so scared that he didn't dare to breathe. Years of bird life experience told him never to provoke a drunkard. He covered his eyes with his wings and secretly looked at Ning Zhiyi.

After realizing that the people below couldn't reach him even by standing on the table, he became arrogant again.

"Haha, you shorty."

The Second Prince's wife drank wine in depression, while Xiong sat happily aside and watched the show.

"Second brother, why are you here?" Ning Zhiyi said shockingly.

"Third sister, your second brother is not here. You must be drunk and your eyes are blurry." Xiong looked around but did not see Ning Yuanting.

"I'm not drunk. My second brother is in the cage."

The drunk girl pointed at the idiot and kept calling him "Second Brother".

"Zhiyi, you are really drunk. Look, the cage is so small, how can it hold your second brother? And you have been shouting for so long, but no one responded." The Second Prince's wife felt a dull pain in her head.

"Responding to me, does that mean he is my second brother?"

The Second Prince's wife nodded vigorously and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He was still able to think, which meant that he was not completely drunk and could still be saved!

"Second brother, please pay attention to me. Big brother said that you were annoyed that I always pestered you to play with me, so you turned into a bird and flew away. He was lying to me, wasn't he?"

"Or do you really find me annoying?"

Ning Zhiyi spoke in a low voice at the end, feeling aggrieved.

The Second Prince's wife couldn't bear to see her sad, so she consoled her, "How could that be? Your second brother won't find you annoying. The point is that you are calling a bird now, how could it possibly respond to you?"

"Be good, since you are drunk, let's go back home and rest."

The idiot in the cage turned his head and suddenly said, "I'm here, sister. I'm here."

"Look, my second brother responded to me."

Second Prince Consort:...

Xiong: "Yes, Third Sister, Second Sister is right, your Second Brother doesn't find you annoying, look, he is responding to you now."

The Second Prince’s Wife: Dead!

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