I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 126 He was a severe face blindness patient. When he first got married, he couldn't even
The system feels like it's coming. The explosion of melons has already made me feel overwhelmed.
He called out to Ning Zhiyi and wanted to continue exposing the news, but was rejected by Ning Zhiyi, "Be good, system, let's talk later, I have to talk to the Queen."
The more she exposed the gossip, the more her mind would be drawn to it, and she would not be able to concentrate on talking to the Empress. She did not want to be perfunctory with the Empress.
A question mark slowly emerged in the system's mind, [No, isn't eating melons the first priority in your life creed? ]
Ning Zhiyi laughed twice in his heart, [No. ]
She said eating melons was the most important thing before because she had already given her family members the same importance as her life.
System: [You humans are so complicated. Our system’s thinking is easier to understand. ]
The Queen looked at Ning Zhiyi with such fondness in her eyes that it seemed like she was about to overflow. After the two talked for a while, the ladies had a general idea in their minds.
The rumors are true, the Queen has no daughter, so she treats Ning Zhiyi as her daughter.
Ning Zhiyi chatted with the Queen for a while, then took the initiative to retreat back to the Second Prince's wife, leaving space for the Eldest Princess. A mother always wants to give her son the best, so the Eldest Princess told the Queen all her ideas about the banquet, fearing that she might have missed something.
The queen could understand her cautious mood. She comforted her for a while and then began to offer her own opinions.
Seeing Ning Zhiyi retreat back to her side, the Second Prince's wife breathed a sigh of relief. This little ancestor was finally free. Now she understood why Ning Zhiyi always wanted to find a secluded corner to eat melons. It was impossible to eat melons in peace if he stayed at the center of the topic.
The system is about to explode. You won’t know until you check. Once you check, you’ll be shocked. These ladies have so many scandals!
[Host, there are too many melons. We may not be able to finish them even if we spend a whole day. Host, which lady are you interested in? Choose one and we will eat her melon.]
Ning Zhiyi glanced around with her big eyes and pursed her red lips.
The ladies who were swept by her gaze said that their bodies were tense. As she said, they liked gossip, chatting and eating melons, but they couldn't be the ones to provide the melons!
No one wants to be the first one to be eaten by others.
[Tong'er, I have difficulty making choices. I don't know which wife to choose. I am an adult. I don't want to choose just one. I want them all!]
The system also wants to eat them all, but there is not enough time. It has just changed the fate of the wife of Marquis Wuning and received a lot of energy. It suddenly has a new idea. It may have to lead the host to change the way of eating melons in the future.
System: [Host, don't expose people's shortcomings, don't hit people in the face, those serious house fights will not be reported, let's just report some gossip that makes us happy. ]
The system said meaningfully, and the ladies' tense nerves relaxed a little after hearing this. Which lady in the back house hasn't done some private things? But most of the time, they are in a situation where if you don't offend others, others will offend you. Sometimes it is also a helpless act.
If Xitong reported even these, there would be very few innocent people among all the ladies. If they didn't expose the gossip about the house fight, they would have nothing to fear.
The wife of the Minister of Rites was a person with a round face and a very friendly appearance. She had heard from her master that the little girl of the Ning family was an extraordinary woman. She was very curious about Ning Zhiyi and secretly glanced at her.
It was this glance that was captured by the system, [Host, let's talk about the gossip of the Minister of Rites. ]
Wife of the Minister of Rites: ...
Just because I glanced at you a little longer in the crowd, are you going to expose my secrets?
No, the guy just now said he wanted to expose the gossip about the Minister of Rites, but he didn’t say he wanted to expose the gossip about his wife!
Thinking of this, the wife of the Minister of Rites felt relieved and was no longer worried. The look of interest on her face was even more excessive than Ning Zhiyi's.
Other ladies: Madam Shangshu, please calm down. What’s about to be exposed is your husband’s melon. Why do you have to act so excited?
Ning Zhiyi found a comfortable position, pinched a piece of cake in his hand, and said lazily: [The melon-eating position is ready, explode it. ]
The Second Prince's wife looked at Ning Zhiyi's posture, imitated it and her eyes lit up. It was so comfortable to sit like this and her waist didn't feel tired at all. It was worthy of being the posture selected by the spectators who often watched the show. It was really good!
The other girls also found it interesting and tried to learn it. They found it was indeed comfortable. After being glared at by their mothers, they adjusted their sitting positions.
System: [The Minister of Rites, Mr. Qian, has something very hidden, and many people in the Minister's Mansion don't know about it! ]
The system knows how to keep people in suspense. It not only whetted Ning Zhiyi's appetite, but also attracted the attention of others.
The Queen and the eldest princess had almost finished their discussion. They looked at each other. Could it be that matter?
Emperor Mu Wu, who was sitting in the side hall eating melon, also thought of one thing. The Minister of Rites kept this matter very secret. If the secret guards had not seen this joke several times in the Minister's Mansion, he would not have discovered it.
The eunuch Quanzhi poured tea for Emperor Muwu, "Hey, Your Majesty, why don't you go to the main hall to steal, no, eat some melons? You are the emperor of Dali, how can you not sit in the main seat?"
Emperor Mu Wu smiled and rolled his eyes at him, "Are you stupid? According to my observation, Ning's little bucket usually only explodes the melons of people who are "on the scene". As long as it can't see me, it won't explode my melons, right?"
"Your Majesty is wise. I didn't even notice this." The eunuch Quanzhi suddenly realized.
What's so clever about that? People's potential is forced out. In order to keep his "melon" tightly, Emperor Mu Wu ordered the secret guards to keep an eye on Ning Zhiyi day and night, and only then did he discover this pattern.
Although he cannot guarantee 100% accuracy, he is satisfied with an 80% accuracy rate.
[What's the matter?] Ning Zhiyi didn't guess it, so she took the initiative to ask.
The system didn't continue to keep the secret, saying [He is a severe face-blind patient. When he first got married, he couldn't even recognize his own wife, and he made a lot of jokes. Hahaha.]
Speaking of this, Emperor Mu Wu thought of the famous "multiple wives incident". When the secret guard reported this incident, Emperor Mu Wu laughed so hard that he shared it with the Queen in the evening.
I remember that the queen summoned the eldest princess into the palace the next day, and the two of them laughed for a long time.
The eldest princess smiled and looked at the queen, and they both turned their wrists at the same time.
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