"Okay, I'll listen to your excuses."

When it comes to quibbling, Yunli is second to none. She wants to see if this guy can come up with something brilliant!

"It's actually very simple. Do you remember that when you first met me yesterday, you accidentally bumped into my arms?" Liang Nanyi rubbed his head, then raised his hands and slowly approached, "Can I sit down and talk? I've been taking care of you all day today, and I'm really a little tired."

Are you trying to play tricks on her?

"Do you think I would sympathize with someone who hurt me?" Yunli said with a snort, "Sit down on the ground right there!"

Liang Nanyi sighed, leaned over and sat on the ground.

It must be said that a truly handsome man looks elegant and good-looking no matter what he does. Yunli pinched her thigh hard to suppress the urge to forgive him.

"That's when you broke a packet of poison in my arms. I didn't know about it at first, but I found out this morning when I saw your sick look and went back for a checkup. I also took the initiative to make amends. I didn't tell you the truth before because I was afraid you would be angry. Brother Li Yu, I really didn't mean it. Can you forgive me?"

Liang Nanyi opened his bright eyes and looked at Yunli with great sincerity.

The story is also written in a logical and reasonable way.

"Then why did you cheat me out of two taels of silver?"

But what Yunli is best at is breaking other people’s logic.

Liang Nanyi choked, closed his eyes and blushed as he said, "Brother Li Yu, this is really... I am naturally greedy for money. As long as there is a chance to get other people's money, I will definitely not miss it."

This sophistry left Yunli dumbfounded.

It was an eye-opener for her to meet a genius who was as good at talking nonsense as she was.

only……

"Since I broke the poison bag when I bumped into you, I was poisoned so badly just by smelling it. So why are you okay?"

Yunli asked with a sneer.

"I was born immune to all poisons!"

Liang Nanyiyi took his shamelessness to the extreme.

God, I am immune to all poisons!

"Really?" Yunli took out a paper bag from his arms, "Here is a bag of arsenic. Mr. Liang, take a few bites and try. If you don't die, I will believe you."

Liang Nanyi jumped up from the ground as if he had been electrocuted, "Ayu, are you serious?"

"Who is kidding you!" Yunli shouted with a murderous look on his face.

If she doesn't figure out how this bastard poisoned her, what will she do if she gets poisoned again in the future? Just because she survived once doesn't mean she can survive every time!

"Hey!" Liang Nanyi sighed and looked at Yunli seriously, "Brother Li Yu, I'm sorry!"

Yunli had a bad feeling, so she made up her mind and used her short crossbow to avoid Liang Nanyiyi's vital points and fired continuously!

Liang Nanyi's figure was very ghostly. Except for the first crossbow that hit his left arm, which slowed him down a bit, the following crossbows basically missed him. While he was dodging and jumping, he also found time to sprinkle out bags of powder!

Yunli was so angry that he was going crazy!

My goodness, is this bastard's family a wholesale poison dealer? It's not over yet!

Fortunately, she had put on a mask long ago, and now she only had to be careful not to let the poison get into her eyes.

Liang Nanyiyi tried many times to get close to Yunli, or at least sprinkle the powder on Yunli's body, but Yunli narrowly avoided it every time.

In such a small space, if you get caught, it will be no joke!

Yunli thought about it and jumped out of the window. It was just the second floor. She had practiced for three years and was not afraid at all!

After rolling on the ground to relieve the momentum of jumping from the second floor, Yunli didn't even look back, but blindly fired a few crossbows in the direction where she jumped down, forcing Liang Nanyiyi, who jumped down after her, to dodge. Then the two of them finally put some distance between themselves.

Yunli was shooting wildly and coolly, while he said madly, "Why do you always poison me? Let's fight one-on-one if you dare! How can you be a hero if you poison me like a woman!"

"I'm not a hero! Why should I care about those empty words!" Liang Nanyiyi stuck his head out and said a few stubborn words, then quickly retracted his head.

This little Taoist priest really beat him to death!

It's such a pity that he has such a handsome face. What if he gets hurt by this little thing?

It's just that this guy has become much smarter after being poisoned once, and he actually covered his head and face! It's not so convenient for him to poison.

hateful!

"It's so noisy! How can I sleep at night? If you want to make so much noise, go outside and make it somewhere where there's no one around! If you keep making so much noise, I'll chop both of you into pieces!"

Just as I was struggling with this, the window of the inn next door opened and a teacup fell out!

"That's right! Either you fight me or get out of here! Who wants to hear such noise in the middle of the night?"

"My two guests, remember to knock on the back door after the fight. The front door has been closed!" The waiter of the inn was not to be outdone and came up to interject.

Even though Yunli was always eloquent, he was a little stunned at this moment.

This Wulin... is a bit arrogant.

But would Yunli be the kind of person who gets scolded for nothing?

Of course not!

She was about to retort when she heard the attractive male guest on the other side stretching his voice and yelling: "Shut up, a bunch of old bastards who don't sleep and listen to other people quarreling! I will poison one of them if they come down! Come on if you dare!"

Well, he is also a talkative person.

Without that handsome buff, he would definitely be a guy as sinister and cunning as her.

They can also poison!

If she hadn't been poisoned, she would have admired this talent.

"You told me to go down, so I'll go down?! I won't go down. If you have the guts, come up here, and I'll chop you to death!"

"Little brother, you are still young, don't be so harsh! Be careful, someone's spit may drown you!"

"that is……"

Amid the quarrel, Yunli quietly retreated into a corner and hid his figure.

Her crossbow arrows were dipped in poison, but from the way this guy was arguing, it didn't sound like he had been poisoned.

She is indeed a master of poison. I'm afraid that the other party can dissolve her poison with just a wave of the hand.

Yunli felt a little conflicted at this time. He didn't know whether he was disappointed that the other party was not poisoned, or was glad that the other party was not poisoned.

A group of men quarreled for a long time but couldn't come to a conclusion. The most offensive words they used were just "give me ten", "ten NiNiangs", "Zongsang", "motherfuck", and "woman".

It has been well achieved that those who curse others are men, and those who curse each other are women.

However, the ones who were still cursing at this moment were the heroes from all sides who were accidentally injured and were angry. Liang Nanyiyi had already unilaterally withdrawn from the quarrel and was sneaking towards the place where Yunli had been hiding before.

Yunli frowned, not sure she could get away from this guy. After thinking about it, she flashed into her life-saving trump card, the space.

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