Quickly wear the heartthrob: the host was counterattacked again
Chapter 292: The Tsundere Lemon Spirit Knows How to Attack Himself (42)
A black coat was draped over Mianmian's shoulders, and Duan Yubai was only wearing a thin white shirt.
Mianmian was obviously still drunk. As soon as she warmed up, she started clamoring to learn how to walk, and shouted that sooner or later she would make all her other country friends in the forest who couldn't stand on two feet come to see her upright walking show.
Duan Yubai stood behind her, looking like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh too loudly, for fear that the girl would remember these embarrassing things when she sobered up tomorrow and come to settle the score with him, the bad guy who made fun of her.
So, Mianmian continued to walk in front, trembling and staggering, and Duan Yubai continued to follow nervously and trying not to laugh, staying two steps away from Mianmian.
After walking for nearly ten minutes, suddenly——
Mianmian turned around again.
This time Duan Yubai was well prepared. He embraced the little girl who almost fell to the ground due to turning too sharply, and asked calmly,
"What happened to the baby this time? Is it too hot to wear a coat or is he sober?"
Mianmian narrowed her eyes with a puzzled expression.
Can't this man speak?
Why do you open your mouth but make no sound?
It's a pity that such a beautiful girl is mute.
Duan Yubai looked at Mianmian and shook his head at him regretfully, and he felt a chill in his vocal cords.
Seeing that the little girl didn't answer him, Duan Yubai knew.
Well, I'm still drunk.
Not only was he not sober, he also looked like he was still having the effects of alcohol.
It seems like I’ll have to put up a sign prohibiting alcohol at home in the future.
This prevents girls with poor alcohol tolerance from accidentally touching it.
While Duan Yubai was lost in thought, he saw Mianmian rubbing her cheeks, becoming more and more unconscious of the ruthlessness of her movements.
The little face, which was already slightly red due to being drunk, turned three shades redder after being rubbed like this.
Duan Yubai was also startled when he saw Mianmian's actions, and quickly reached out to hold her rebellious hand.
"Baby, be good. We won't rub it anymore. It's almost ruining our little faces."
Mianmian couldn't hear what the pretty mute brother in front of her was saying, but she knew physically that he was trying to stop her from moving, so she pouted even more unhappily.
"There's dirt on your face, and you don't let me rub it, you bad guy..."
Bad guy Duan Yubai: "..."
Looking at the little girl's clean face, Duan Yubai couldn't tell where the dirt was on her face, but he still apologized obediently.
"I'm sorry, senior, I didn't know that the baby's face was stained with dirt. Please don't be angry with senior, okay? Hmm? Junior sister?"
If it were any other time, the little slut would have been so mesmerized by Duan Yubai's bewitching voice that she would have lost her way and would have just agreed to whatever he said.
But the person in front of Duan Yubai now is a half-deaf person.
Mianmian listened for a long time with her ears empty, but all she heard was "I'm sorry".
So the drunkard responded in a mean way,
"Do you think Mianmian will forgive you like this? It won't be that easy! I have a bad temper! I don't want to rub off the dirt by myself, I want my handsome brother to serve me!"
After hearing what Mian Mian said, Duan Yubai chuckled and said,
"Okay, pretty brother, let me serve you and help you wipe off the dirt."
Mianmian covered her hot face and felt a little strange.
I clearly didn’t hear what the handsome mute brother said, so why did my face suddenly feel hot?
Do not know do not know.
Duan Yubai pretended to trace the girl's eyebrows and eyes with his big palm, inch by inch, slowly and steadily, not missing a single corner.
Finally, he said in a hoarse voice,
"Okay, now there is no dirt on our baby's face. He is the cleanest baby in the world."
"Really? Mianmian is the cleanest baby in the world?! Then let's go back to the forest and let all of Mianmian's dirty animal friends come to see her!"
Duan Yubai: "..."
On my junior high school girl’s obsession with returning to the forest.
"Hiss... It hurts, there's a bad guy hitting Mianmian's head, oooo..."
Duan Yubai looked down and felt even more helpless.
The little girl was so excited just now that she threw her hair onto the buttons of his shirt. Didn't this action pull her scalp?
Patting the little girl's head to comfort her, Duan Yubai began to carefully untie her tangled hair.
It must be said that this hair was very good at finding the right place to get tangled, and it got tangled around the button below Duan Yubai's Adam's apple.
From this angle, Duan Yubai himself couldn't see anything and could only interpret it blindly.
In the end, the young master who had not been near a woman for nearly twenty years naturally made the braid become more and more tangled. It was originally just loosely tangled around the button, but when he untied it, it was tied into a knot.
Duan Yubai: "..."
It's just embarrassing.
Suddenly I found that I was not so omnipotent anymore.
Mian Mian, who had been waiting for a long time, couldn't stand Duan Yubai's slow pace anymore, so she stepped forward and said,
"Handsome brother, are you not capable enough? If not, let Mianmian do it!"
Duan Yubai: "..."
When my junior high school girl got drunk, what she blurted out was really blunt and hurtful...
His Adam's apple was touched from time to time by the soft and tender little hands, just like scratching an itch through a shoe. The vague touch made Duan Yubai roll his Adam's apple constantly.
"Pa——" With a light palm, Mianmian hit the place that was constantly moving, and said something that made Duan Yubai have a heart attack.
"Pretty brother, don't move, Mianmian is about to be untied."
Duan Yubai: "..."
Is this something he can control?!
"Alright! It's solved! It's so easy! My pretty brother took so long to solve it."
Duan Yubai: "..."
It hurts even more.
Looking at the pretty mute in front of her with the look of a lost puppy, Mianmian somehow stood on tiptoe, held his face and kissed him.
The young master smells very clean, with a fresh lemon scent, and there is also a faint lemon scent between his lips and teeth.
After the kiss, Mian Mian parted her lips and teeth, still holding Duan Yu's face, and said involuntarily,
"You smell so good."
It smells so good.
The lips smell good, the neck smells good, and the body smells good too.
What brand of perfume does this handsome brother use?
Why does it smell so good everywhere?
As she thought about it, Mianmian couldn't help but ask out loud.
Duan Yubai was stunned by the question. Looking at the little girl who kept sniffing at him, he blushed like a virgin being molested by a bully.
“I don’t wear perfume.”
Duan Yubai's voice seemed a little unbearable, with a fragmented restraint in his forbearance.
Mianmian didn't believe it.
"You didn't use perfume? Then why does it smell so good?"
Unable to smell it, Mianmian simply put her head into his chest and sniffed around, and finally came to the conclusion that
"Oh, it's body odor."
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