Quickly wear the heartthrob: the host was counterattacked again

After Mianmian finally found the feeling of riding on horseback, the mountain patrol mission officially got on track.

"Uncle, what's moving in the bushes?"

The guard, who had always been asked by the delicate and soft little girl in a coquettish manner, felt his heart melt, and explained lovingly and patiently,

"Young lady, that's a rabbit. This kind of rabbit is the most common in the mountains, and it's also -"

"Wow! Mianmian also likes to play with the little white rabbit friend!"

——It is also the easiest and most common prey to hunt...

Looking at the innocent excitement on the little girl's face, the guard silently swallowed the second half of his words.

……

"Uncle, something seems to be moving behind that tree."

"My dear young lady, that is an elk. The book once said that its horns are like those of a deer but not a deer, its tail is like that of a donkey but not a donkey, its hooves are like those of a cow but not a cow, and its neck is like that of a camel but not a camel. Therefore, the elk has always been known as the 'four-in-one', which is also -"

"Wow! Is it so special? Mianmian really wants to meet him!"

You will see.

The guard thought silently.

However, there is no guarantee that the deer you see will be alive or dead.

After all, deer are also a huge jackpot in every hunt. In order to catch the most and best prey and ask for good luck from the emperor, many powerful ministers will make them the number one target of hunting.

Looking at the little girl's expectant and longing expression, the guards didn't have the heart to tell her the bloody reality and destroy her pure and beautiful fantasy.

While the guards were stunned, the little girl, who still had an expectant look on her face, suddenly changed her expression and pointed her finger tremblingly forward.

"Uncle, uncle, that is..."

"Oh? Which little animal friend does the young lady want to meet now?"

The guards took it for granted that Mianmian had seen something happening in the grass or bushes again and wanted him to introduce the small animals hiding there.

Thinking of this, the guards couldn't help but puff out their chests with pride.

Sure enough, only he, who has rich experience in wild survival, can get a glimpse of the whole picture from a corner and see the big picture from a single leaf.

Even if you only see a strand of animal hair, you can accurately identify the type of animal.

Just as he was about to show off his excellent skills in front of the cute little lady, the guard turned his head and looked at the direction where Mianmian was pointing and spoke.

"In fact, these animals are not difficult to identify. As long as you have experience...experience..."

The guard stuttered when he saw the animal in front of him.

Seeing this, Mianmian kindly spoke up to help him finish his words and gave him a way out.

"Uncle, this is a big tiger. Mianmian has seen it in a storybook."

The guards were frightened by the tiger in front of them: "..."

Do you know why you didn’t speak just now? I was scared to death TAT

Being stared at pitifully by a grown man, Mianmian touched her nose uncomfortably, as if she was a heartless man.

Well, uncle looks so powerful, how could Mianmian know that he would be afraid of tigers?

A good kid would never admit that he just wanted to play a trick on others.

The big man was a well-trained guard after all. After being frightened, he quickly came to his senses, gathered together with his companions, drew their weapons and confronted the tiger cautiously.

After looking at each other, everyone realized that the big tiger that Mianmian mentioned was not just a casual word, the "big" here was really big.

Emmm...Specifically, the tiger only needs to stand in front of them, and the originally three or four-meter-wide path will be completely blocked, leaving no room for moving forward.

"Don't be afraid, Miss Mianmian. Come behind us quickly. We will do our best to protect you."

The other person received a look from his colleague and quickly continued,

"That's right, young lady, don't be afraid. This big tiger has no intention of hurting anyone. As long as we retreat slowly, we will be fine."

Mianmian looked at the big tiger that was gnashing its teeth and ready to pounce, and then looked at the guards who were trying hard to hide behind her. She was moved but also speechless at an inappropriate moment.

Does she look stupid and easy to deceive? At this time, anyone with eyes can see the tiger's malicious intent.

This kind of lie couldn't fool the genius Mianmian half a year ago!

The teacher who worked so hard to praise the kid for his genius in the policy theory class for six years: "..."

I touched my chest and thought, well, today is another day to care for the little flowers of our motherland.

The weight on my chest just feels a little lighter. Oh, my conscience is almost gone.

Xiaobai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you stupid host, you'd better make me die of laughter.

Genius Mianmian patted Taxue's sturdy back with her little hand. Taxue immediately turned her head and rubbed her little master's hand. Then, she walked out of the protection circle of the guards with her little master on her back. Under the terrified shouts and gazes of the guards...

The tall, snow-white horse looked even more majestic in the sun, and the big tiger, which was supposed to be a top predator, was like a mouse seeing a cat, whimpering and growling in its throat.

It sounded like a threat, but more like an empty threat.

The road that was originally blocked and unable to move forward gradually became visible.

The white horse pressed forward step by step towards the king of the forest, who was nearly two or three times taller than himself.

The originally majestic tiger seemed to be frightened by something unknown, and it retreated step by step, howling.

Finally, as if reaching a critical point, the tiger could no longer withstand the pressure. It let out a scream, turned around and ran away quickly.

Taxue always maintained a lazy look and posture, as if what he had just driven away was not some tall and mighty king of the forest, but just an unknown cat or dog on the road.

The guards couldn't help but marvel at this scene.

If they thought about it further, they would find that the great hero, the white horse, was indifferent to them. Apart from being gentle and considerate to the little master and acting like a spoiled child, he only had a contemptuous and unyielding look towards them, as if to say, "Are you mortals worthy of talking to this immortal?"

The Imperial Guards: “…”

Thank you, I was hurt.

As the saying goes, solving problems starts from the source.

It doesn’t matter if the horse in question has trouble communicating, because there is still its owner.

But the little girl knew nothing about anything and would even act coquettishly, using her cute, sweet and healing smile to make the rough guys feel so sweet that they were at a loss.

Forget about asking the truth, it's good enough that they haven't forgotten their names, where they live or where they live.

Although the inquiry yielded no results, the crowd was not discouraged.

No matter what, we have saved our life. As a human being, it is good to be alive. Why bother about so many right and wrong and cause and effect? ​​If you have to spend a lot of time worrying about why you are still alive, then you have really lived in vain.

Mianmian’s first outdoor mountain patrol trip ended without any danger.

When they returned to the palace, An Xuchuan and Yu Yuanxue were already waiting at the palace gate as usual. They saw a whole group of guards with pale faces and sweating profusely as if they had just experienced a battle royale, and... a good boy who had just returned from traveling.

Yu Yuanxue & An Xuchuan: "..."

What a rewarding display of confusing human behavior. What on earth have you been through?