The beautiful goddess is my maid

"Hey, Dalong. Hello."

"Humble human, I am Jiaomang Yan Yan, you can call me Yan Yan."

"Okay, Dragon."

"derivative."

"Then Yan Dalong, I want to ask, what are you doing here?"

"Hmph, I'll say it one last time. My name is Yansheng, not Yan Dalong. I'm here to protect the tomb of Master Linghuang."

Su Can decided to do the opposite, leaving him with no way out and self-doubt.

"Who asked you to guard it?"

"Lord Spiritual Emperor."

"Where is Lord Ling Huang?"

"He's dead? How can I tell you that? You must be lying."

"You pissed me off. He told me that when he was alive."

"I asked you to guard me when I was alive, but now I have nothing to say to you after I die!"

"No."

"Then if he dies, you don't have to guard him anymore."

The Jiaomang was so angry that his scales rustled all over his body. He had lived for a thousand years and had never met a human being like this. He was speechless and didn't want to respond.

Su Can also knew that he shouldn't overdo things, so he managed this guy's expectations first and lowered them before moving on.

Jiaomang and Li Xiaoyao have been fighting for so long, but there is still no winner. If this continues, both sides might suffer losses.

This is the basis of cooperation.

"Yan Xing, how about I make a deal with you?"

"What deal?" Yansheng's eyes turned red with anger, but he couldn't do anything. He had just seen the strength of the old man next to this kid. He didn't have enough to leave me behind.

"It depends on what you want. Don't you have your own dream?"

“What is a dream?”

This time, not only the Jiaomang was unable to move, but even Li Xiaoyao and Qin Lang behind him stretched their necks to listen. They really couldn't understand why this kid had so many strange things.

"A dream is something you dream about. For example, if you want seven or eight female pythons to sleep with you, or..."

Wow, this really hits the nail on the head. I've been here for so many years and I'm almost going crazy.

"Yes, that's my dream, but it's not seven or eight, but only one."

"Twenty-one, I can't believe you're so fierce."

"It's either twenty-one or one."

"Ninety-one? Aren't you afraid that you will be left with only a snake skin? Remember to inform me. Snake skin is a Chinese herbal medicine, a good remedy for treating oral ulcers."

"Alas." The derived feeling was really unable to communicate, and his huge body turned around in a hurry.

Su Can secretly rejoiced, it’s fun, I just want to have fun.

"Okay, Yansheng, it's just a female python, I promise, I'll help you find it. But you don't have to pay anything, do you have the nerve to ask for it?"

"Then what do you want me to do?"

As expected, even heroes are tempted by beautiful women, and the same goes for animals. This is a natural desire. Even if it were a stone, I could find a pair for it.

"It's very simple. We want to go in and pay tribute to Lord Spiritual Emperor. Just lead the way for me."

"It's that simple?"

"Of course, we should be simple in life, why make it so complicated. But I feel that Brother Yansheng is also a strong man who is straightforward and upright. How about we become sworn brothers and share the good and the bad together?"

"Well, I am not strong enough to transform into a human form. If we become sworn brothers, I would be marrying above my station."

"No, no, I am trying to climb up the social ladder. Brother Yan Sheng has great cultivation and martial arts skills. He is a great hero in the world."

"Thank you for the compliment. Shall we become sworn brothers now?"

"Okay, big brother has the final say."

"How does this work? I've been here too long and don't understand the customs outside."

"It's okay, big brother, just sit with me."

Su Can took out three candles from the storage, lit them, and a few plates of fruit.

Then he knelt down.

"Brother, come and kneel down."

"My body is too big to kneel."

"Brother, just float in the air."

"Okay, brother, I'm sorry for putting you in such a difficult position."

"Brother, I'm not wronged. Let's get started now."

The man and the python were about to become sworn brothers when suddenly a pleasant female voice came from behind.

"You two are sworn brothers. Why don't you include me?"

A graceful figure of a woman dressed in white, with a beautiful face and a curvy figure, with a golden leaf-shaped hairpin on her head that holds her hair together, floats over.

"Young Master, the elves are in the late seventh stage." Chu Xiaoxiao reminded hurriedly.

"What, so awesome."

Li Xiaoyao and others also felt the powerful aura. Yansheng became even more anxious, fearing that he would be beaten. He and the old man Li Xiaoyao could only throw a few punches and kicks.

But facing this person, I can only get beaten.

"Okay, this beautiful lady, what's your name?"

"My name is Bai Ning'er."

Bai Ning'er is an elf, so she must have a close relationship with Bai Ningxue.

By the way, her name is Bai Ning'er. Didn't the elf little carrot say Sister Ning'er? Sister Ning'er, could it be referring to her?

"Excuse me, does this beautiful lady recognize a fourth-level elf, Little Radish, who lives in the desert prairie."

"How do you know Little Radish? He is a member of our elf tribe and also my younger brother, so of course I know him."

"Oh, what a coincidence! I am his brother. You see how destined we are, right, brother?" Su Can said to Yan Sheng with a squinted eye.

"Hey, yeah, that's a coincidence. Then let's do it together, but how do we decide who will be the boss and who will be the junior?"

Bai Ning'er said, the one who is more accomplished comes first. Since you two got to know each other first, I, who came later, should naturally be regarded as the younger one.

"Okay, it's good to be a younger one, and being a younger one will make you pampered." Su Can clapped his hands and prepared to pull Ning'er over.

"Second brother, I can walk by myself." Bai Ning'er rolled her eyes in disdain.

Su Can was not angry either, he had a smile on his face. After all, the other person had a high level of cultivation, so he could just hold back on what he wanted to say and what he wanted to fart.

"My eldest is Yan Sheng, my second is Su Can, and my third is Bai Ning'er. Today we swear an oath before the saint to become brother and sister, to share happiness and difficulties. We do not ask to be born on the same day, nor do we ask to die on the same day."

"Why do I feel like there's something wrong with your oath?" Bai Ning'er questioned first.

"What's wrong, Third Sister?"

"Don't shout so quickly. If you answer it first, what's the point of dying on the same day of the same month of the same year without asking for anything else?"

Su Can thought to himself, each of you has lived for thousands of years, and you may die at any time. I am less than 17 years old, why should I die on the same day as you.

"Third sister, you and big brother have high cultivation levels, and your life spans will definitely be longer than mine. I can't let you down. I really can't bear it, woooo." As he spoke, Su Can squeezed out a few tears, looking pitiful.

"I'm sorry, second brother, I was wrong. With my help in the future, are you still afraid that you won't be able to improve your cultivation?" Bai Ning'er said solemnly.

"Don't worry, second brother. I'll protect you too. I'll beat up anyone who dares to bully you. Just tell me what kind of wine you want and I promise to get it for you."

Okay, the atmosphere is set, and now it’s time to get down to business.

"Brother, I want to work hard, but I don't want to hurt my dear brother and my beloved sister. But I have a low level of cultivation and no resources. I risked my life to come here because I heard that there is a ninth-grade golden elixir in this maze, which can greatly improve my cultivation.

Big brother, you will definitely help your second brother, right? Helping me is the same as helping yourself."

"Second brother, this."

"What's wrong, brother?"

"Brother, why don't you give it to me? I came here for this pill."

At this time, the eldest brother Yan Sang was in an extremely difficult situation. He had to listen to his former master, but he couldn't ignore the brotherhood.

It's time for Chu Xiaoxiao to remind Su Can.

"Sir, don't forget that the spiritual origin of the elves is the magic weapon that identifies your ten meridians, activates the Qiankun Compass, and reshapes my spiritual soul. It is many times stronger than that ninth-grade golden elixir."

"Yes, if the elixir is given to my younger sister, my elder brother will not be so embarrassed. He can borrow the spiritual essence from my younger sister to complete his own plan. It can be said that he kills three birds with one stone. Let's do it this way."

"Brother, I also agree to give it to my younger sister. What do you think?"

This is like putting the rack on the fire.

"Okay, but I can only take you to the place. It's up to you whether you can find it."

"Thank you, brother." Su Can and Bai Ning'er both bowed in thanks.

Su Can tilted his head and smiled at the beautiful Bai Ning'er. She was so beautiful. He had never seen such a beautiful woman before. What a pity. They were sworn brothers. It was too embarrassing to make a move.