Ancient natural disasters: The whole family traveled through time and was almost wiped out
Chapter 38 Just a joke
Chapter 38
"Hey hey - what are you doing?!" Jiang Xiubin quickly hid behind Jiang Suying: "Aunt, Xiaomi wants to hit me!"
Jiang Xiaomi rolled up her sleeves: "I'm not going to hit you, I'm going to hit you! Stop right there, don't run——"
"Xiaomi!" Jiang Suying stopped him.
"Mom, don't move!" Jiang Xiaomi shouted.
"What did I say wrong? You want to hit me!" Jiang Xiubin used the Qin Wang circling the pillar trick: "Do you dare to pat your chest and say that you are a god? If you are, then tell your colleagues in charge of rain not to come!"
Jiang Xiaomi walked around for several times but couldn't catch the man. Not only was she unable to do anything to him for the time being, but he also choked her severely with his words.
So angry——
After their family traveled through time, the college students who grew up under the red flag couldn't help but want to be superstitious.
But, if gods really do exist, would they really watch people struggle in misery and then say, "This is fate"?
She is not a god, let alone a colleague.
If she had such a back door, would she still have to work so hard to stockpile supplies and live a hard life in the future?
Jiang Xiaomi stopped thinking about it when she couldn't figure it out. She put her hands on her waist and started to curse him, "You were the one who said I was a fairy first, okay? Since you didn't believe me at first, but you still pretended to be a fairy, what's the meaning, are you kidding me? I think you are very brave, let me pick it off for you and see!"
"Hehe - I told you to admit it, didn't I?" Jiang Xiubin popped half of his body out from behind Jiang Suying and smiled slyly: "I see you're already in high spirits, and the atmosphere has been set to this point. If I don't let you finish your performance, won't you feel suffocated?"
Jiang Xiaomi pinched her hands: "...Thank you!"
"No, no... Hey hey - don't hit me, don't hit me! Sister, I was wrong, please stop hitting me! Ouch - it hurts! Auntie, save me! Woo!" Jiang Xiubin was too proud to dodge and was caught by Jiang Xiaomi. He was beaten up and he immediately held his head with his hands.
But he couldn't block all the punches coming at him, he simply couldn't block them all, and was beaten up badly by Jiang Xiaomi.
His clothes were disheveled and his hair was messy.
His face was all dirty and black.
"Woo—Ahaha!" Jiang Xiubin fell to the ground, kicking his legs in anger. He closed his eyes and yelled, "Auntie, look at her!"
"What about me?" Jiang Xiaomi glared at him: "You are allowed to play tricks on me, but I am not allowed to beat you up!"
"I was just kidding!"
"Are you kidding?! It's not funny at all!" Jiang Xiaomi gave him another dunk.
How many lives do you have? It’s enough for you to joke like this!
"Alright!" Jiang Suying said to her, and quickly helped Jiang Xiubin up: "You are a sister, how can you hit your brother like this! Apologize to him immediately!"
Jiang Xiubin grinned: "...What sister or no sister? She's just two months older..."
"Humph! Two months is still a sister!" Jiang Xiaomi turned her head away: "An elder sister is like a mother! How dare you play tricks on your mother!"
So Jiang Suying slapped her in the face and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Do you think your sister is great? You hit someone and don't apologize?"
"..." Jiang Xiaomi tilted her head and said reluctantly, "Don't do this next time! I won't hit you. If it were someone else, I would definitely break your legs."
Jiang Suying was furious: "Is that how I taught you to apologize?"
Jiang Xiaomi refused: "Why are you apologizing? We are all family, why do you still care about this? Did I hurt you?"
“It hurts!”
"Tsk, a grown man, if he can't even bear this little pain, what great things can he achieve in the future!"
Jiang Xiubin: “…” So angry!
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