I told you to go grab Gardevoir but you didn't come back
Chapter 58 Brother, do you need special services?
Pan Yuxin listened to the voice and said in surprise, "Li Si, you are actually a rich second generation..."
"No, it's my dear dear mother who gave me the living expenses. Let's go to the Tiger God Restaurant for a meal. It's my treat."
Looking at Li Si's Versailles, Pan Yuxin felt a little restrained and wanted to refuse embarrassedly.
Li Si quickly leaned over to Pan Yuxin's ear and said, "I mainly want to treat Gardevoir to a meal..."
When Pan Yuxin heard this, she raised her fist to hit Li Si. But when she saw Li Si turned around and ran away, Pan Yuxin chased after him.
"Li Si, you pervert! Don't run! Come here!"
"Shanai?"
......
After a meal...
"Yuxin, where do you and Gardevoir live?"
Pan Yuxin wiped her mouth and said, "It's in the hotel next door. Why are you asking this?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just wanted to visit. We are old friends, right?"
"You are old! By the way, Li Si, have you decided which Pokémon University to go to?"
Li Si hadn't thought about this question yet, and said casually, "There are many beautiful women in Fengdu, so of course I'm going to Luanchi University."
Pan Yuxin didn't say anything, just moved the corners of her mouth and looked at Li Si speechlessly.
"That's great. I'm also going to Fengdu."
"Yuxin, you haven't told me your room number yet."
Li Si interrupted Pan Yuxin's thoughts again.
"I'm telling you! You are not allowed to come to Gardevoir!"
Gardevoir sat opposite with a slightly red face. Actually... it doesn't matter~
Li Si, who did not get the room number, parted ways with Pan Yuxin. Before leaving, he did not forget to blow a kiss to Gardevoir. The embarrassed Gardevoir covered her face and dared not look at Li Si.
It seems that I can't earn any money tonight, so I'll just take a day off...
......
It was impossible to keep quiet, so at 11: in the evening, Li Si came to the mezzanine.
"Knock, knock, knock." Li Si, wearing a suit, a mask, and a wig, stood outside the door.
"How do you do, sir?"
When the door opened, Li Si said in surprise, "What a coincidence, isn't this the boy with small eyes who was the first to hand over the little card to Charmander last time?"
"What's wrong? "
The small-eyed man with messy hair asked listlessly.
"Hello, sir, do you need any help?"
Li Si showed a look that all men understand, and the small-eyed man opened his eyes wide.
“What…what service?”
"It's a massage or something like that. I can't reveal the details. If you need it, please add the young lady's contact information..."
The boy with small eyes swallowed his saliva. He didn't expect that the Tiger God Hotel would provide such service.
The small-eyed boy who has been single since birth only felt a fire burning in his heart, and he was itching to the point of being unable to bear it.
"Yes, I'll sweep you."
Li Si took out a picture and handed it over with a smile.
The avatar is a sexy girl in black stockings half-kneeling and showing off her long legs, and the boy with small eyes is staring at her in amazement.
He quickly scanned the phone, fearing that Li Si would take it back.
Li Si took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire, "Friendly reminder, the profile pictures of all our young ladies are real people."
Upon hearing this, the boy with small eyes couldn't help but look at the profile picture twice more. The long legs were wearing black stockings and smiling so charmingly...
Li Si took a step back and said, "Please make an appointment with the young lady. You can't force her to do something she doesn't want to do."
The boy with small eyes looked at the avatar like crazy, his eyes never leaving the avatar for a moment.
Li Si helped to close the door elegantly.
“Hahahahahaha…Pfft…”
Gengar appeared beside him, laughing, and Li Si covered his mouth and laughed.
"Ding!" Another phone rang and a friend request came in.
"I'm JJB and I want to add you as a friend."
Li Si took out his mobile phone and approved the application while walking back.
"Brother, are you here to experience a different kind of massage? I can do anything for you~"
This sentence made the small-eyed man sit up straight. He opened the avatar again, enlarged it, took a closer look, and replied.
"Yes, yes, I want to get a massage from a lady."
"Oh? Sure, brother. It's 200 yuan per hour. If you need special services, you may need to add 500 yuan. Which one do you want?"
(The author kindly reminds readers to know and abide by the law. Please do not believe these small cards~)
The boy with small eyes was already thirsty and couldn't wait to type.
"Special service, the 500 one."
"Well, baby, wait a moment, sister needs to put on black silk slings and sexy panties to find brother to serve ~
Baby, don't worry, okay? Send the address to your sister first, and wait for me, baby~"
The small-eyed man, who was completely horny, quickly sent the address and looked at the small box at the bedside of the hotel where he was staying with trembling eyes.
This... shouldn't be enough?
The boy with small eyes bought another big box and waited anxiously for the delivery.
On the other side of the phone, Li Si and Gengar were already laughing so hard.
This boy is so funny hahahaha. Li Si called out Rattata and asked Gengar to play with it.
Li Si got up and sat on the sofa, released Mienshao to sit next to him, and watched TV together.
......
At 1: in the middle of the night, the man with small eyes sent a message to Li Si,
"Sister, are you there yet? I'll go down to pick you up."
Li Si replied, "It's almost time, baby. It's so cold. Can you wait for me a little longer?"
"Okay sister, go slow and be safe."
Li Si smiled secretly, turned off his phone and continued to tease Minas.
......
At 2: in the middle of the night, the man with small eyes sent a message to Li Si,
"Sister, have you arrived yet?"
Li Si gradually felt sleepy and replied,
"Baby, I'm downstairs. Can you come down to pick me up? It's so cold."
"Baby, I'm going down now. Wait for me."
Li Si smiled, picked up the sleeping Meinas on the sofa and put him on the bed, and then he fell asleep beside him...
......
At 2:45 in the morning, the man with small eyes stood outside the hotel for more than ten minutes wearing only a cool cloak, shivering with cold.
I picked up my phone and trembled as I sent a message, "Sister, where are you? It's so cold down there..."
After waiting for more than ten minutes without any message, the man with small eyes mustered up the courage to make a voice call...
At 3 o'clock, the man with small eyes returned to the hotel with his lips purple from the cold. No matter how dumb he was, he knew that he was framed!!!
(The author kindly reminds you to be cautious when dating online. The girl you are chatting with may be a sleazy old man~)
...
At 7: in the morning, the alarm clock rang and Li Si raised his hand to turn it off.
Just as I was about to get up, I found the snake body of Milotic pressing on me.
Feeling the slippery and warm touch, Li Si stretched out his hand and unconsciously began to caress it.
Sensing Li Si's movement, Mienshao slowly opened his eyes.
His body was pressed horizontally on Li Si, and his big tail was hanging on the side of the bed. Li Si unconsciously placed one hand on his snake...
Milotic's face turned red. He pulled back his tail and used it to pull Li Si off the bed.
"Digging a groove..."
"Fuyi!!!" (Big pervert!!!)
"Ouch, it hurts so much, it was you who pressed on me when I was sleeping last night!
Ouch my waist."
Li Si climbed up from the bed, holding his waist and said angrily, without mentioning the fact that he touched the body of the Milotic snake.
"Foy, Foy!" (If you don't listen, you are not allowed to get into my bed anymore!)
The long fins beside Milotic's ears kept gesturing, as if denouncing Li Si's evil deeds.
Li Si took out the advanced ball and took the Minas back without any moral ethics. The advanced ball kept shaking.
Li Si took out his cell phone and saw, oh my goodness, 99+ messages
They were all messages from the boy with small eyes from yesterday, and they were still being sent. Li Si didn't even look at them and blocked them directly.
The small-eyed man on the opposite side, who had already collapsed, looked at the red exclamation mark that suddenly appeared and started crying.
Who is it!!! Who has been playing tricks on me!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh I must catch you!!!
"Ding, it's detected that Xiao Deng has completed his achievement, does your brother need any help?
You who are idle, even when lying in the hotel, don't forget to develop the fraud industry!!!
This deeply broke the small-eyed boy's desire for love! How could you deceive him when he is so cute?
You have gone crazy on the way to lying down,
Black hole! The black prison is waiting for you!
The reward is 2 yuan for lying down!"
......
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