Surprise! I emptied the emperor's private treasury before exile

"Go check!" These two short words were filled with infinite anger. For a dignified emperor to be played like a monkey and lose all face, what a shame!

It's true that you don't know the pain until you are whipped. Chu Ci despised it in his heart and shook his head secretly. He muttered quietly: "He is anxious, he is anxious."

But I forgot that I was so engrossed in watching the fun that I only took off my voice changer, but the loudspeaker was still on!

Therefore, after "Those who disrupt the fate of the country shall be executed!", the people in the palace heard a teasing female voice, "Anxious, anxious, he is anxious."

Who is this reckless person who is playing a prank in the palace? Several nobles were furious and vowed to find this person as quickly as possible and let the emperor see their abilities.

The emperor was the exact opposite. Chu Ci's few words were like a sharp knife, piercing the emperor's heart. It was simply heartbreaking! Although he did not mention the name of the emperor, Emperor Jian'an felt that his dignity as an emperor was gone!

Veins bulged on his hands and his face was gloomy and terrifying to the extreme.

This, this, this. Is this what a eunuch like him should see?

Zhang Rang wished he could change his body right on the spot and find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Unfortunately, this operation was too high-level and not allowed by reality. In the end, Zhang Rang was quick-witted. "Your Majesty, please calm down. I have something to say but I don't know if I should say it or not."

Emperor Jian'an frowned, his eyes full of sinisterness: "Speak."

"As far as I know, the thefts in the capital started from the Pingyang Marquis' Mansion. The losses in the Second Prince's Mansion were particularly severe, and the methods of the thefts in the two places were quite similar."

"Marquis Pingyang? The one who married into the Fan family after the family's daughter was confiscated?" The first Marquis Pingyang was awarded the title for his military merits, but his descendants were unfilial. They lived in peace for too long and gradually forgot the glory of their ancestors. They began to despise military affairs and were bent on currying favor with the camp of civil officials.

Unfortunately, they were all mediocre in talent and had little to show for their achievements, so much so that the emperor could barely remember that there was such a marquis in the court. And his only memory? It was related to the Fan family.

"Yes, but the original marriage contract was for a fake daughter. The one who married into the Fan family was indeed the real daughter who had just been found a year ago. It is said that the real daughter admired Mr. Fan, so she married him secretly."

Zhang Rang's words were an art. He didn't mention the role played by Pingyang Hou in any of his sentences, but emphasized Pingyang Hou's shamelessness. It was wonderful, really wonderful. She liked it.

Chu Ci was planning to leave, but stopped abruptly after hearing Zhang Rang's answer.

As expected, Emperor Jian'an did not disappoint her. "Second Prince? He is truly my good son. An Yi, go check."

Chu Ci's face was full of excitement. The emperor took action. Was the second prince going to be exposed? Unfortunately, she was too happy a little too early. "An Er, keep an eye on the Fan family. If there is any unusual movement, kill them on the spot."

"You bastard emperor, it wasn't enough to exile them before, now you want to kill them all." Was the miserable situation of the Fan family in the original book also the work of the emperor?

Chu Ci was so angry that his teeth were itching. He wished he could send this dog emperor away just like he had sent away Tongxuan before.

No, no. The impact is too great. And what if the second prince wins in the end? Wouldn't she be making wedding clothes for others? No, no.

But if Chu Ci didn't express this, he would explode.

After thinking it over, Chu Ci decided to vent his anger. He also wanted to save the emperor's life. Suddenly, he saw an electric shock flashlight scattered on the ground in the space, and with a wicked smile, he directly hit Emperor Jian'an's butt.

Open, close! Open, close! I open it again, oh oh oh…

Chu Ci was happy, but Emperor Jian'an was very miserable!

If before it was Emperor Jian'an who was unilaterally killed, now, both the former court and the harem knew that the emperor had offended the gods and was punished!

Yay! This time I went to the palace, the harvest was unexpectedly rich!

Gone, gone! Chu Ci, in a very good mood, left the palace as quietly as he came.

It was just that he was in such a good mood that he made a little too much noise when he sat down, and Fan Qianxue caught him in the act. "Sister-in-law, what are you doing..."

Chu Ci was not in a hurry and smiled slightly, "Shh, I went to get some good things."

As he spoke, he took out a still warm roast chicken from the space.

Fan Qianxue's eyes were about to fall out. She looked at Chu Ci in disbelief and stammered, "Sister-in-law, you, you, you can also hunt? Make roast chicken?"

Chu Ci can say it, but she can't. However, since things have come to this point, she can only bite the bullet and admit it: "Well... don't care about those details. Come on, eat a big chicken drumstick."

"This..." Even though Fan Qianxue was spoiled, she was an excellent lady in etiquette and rules. The principle of respecting the elders was ingrained in her.

Even though he was drooling with greed, he still insisted: "Sister-in-law, you are the one who killed the chicken. You eat the chicken legs, and I'll just eat the chicken wings. That's it, that's it..."

Fan Qianxue was indeed a smart girl. She noticed when he hesitated a little during the day. Chu Ci secretly praised her in his heart!

Then he smiled and said comfortingly: "Qianxue, don't worry, the old man and the old lady will not be missing if anyone is missing. I will let your brother send it over later."

Fan Qianxue wanted to say something, but before she could open her mouth, she was blocked by a big chicken leg. Chu Ci smiled and said, "Eat quickly, kid, don't think too much, or you won't grow taller."

Fan Qianxue blushed slightly. Although she knew Chu Ci was doing this for her own good, she still felt a little embarrassed. She could only eat in small bites.

Fan Jingrui watched from the side, feeling a little disappointed. He also wanted to eat the big chicken leg.

Unfortunately, Chu Ci ignored him and put the other chicken leg into his mouth without any hesitation.

Seeing this, Fan Jingrui finally got anxious. "Chu... Madam, I'm sorry, I just fell asleep because I was too tired!"

"Haha!" Chu Ci chuckled, and the meaning of his words was self-evident: Guess whether I believe it or not?

This was the first time in Fan Jingrui's life that he felt so embarrassed. He was very hungry, especially when he saw his cousin eating with such gusto. After a while, he finally mustered up the courage. "My wife, I'm hungry too."

I thought he could hold out for a while! Unexpectedly, he is quite flexible! Chu Ci secretly laughed in his heart, but he remained calm on the surface. As soon as he finished speaking, he threw two roast chickens over and said, "Go and divide them yourself."

Hearing Chu Ci say this, Fan Jingrui knew he was fooled, but he was not angry. Instead, he was in a good mood and said thank you: "Thank you!"

Well, Chu Ci had to admit that sometimes smart people could be quite annoying and couldn't even pull off a prank successfully.

Forget it, go to sleep. Tomorrow, her beloved donkey cart should be in place, right? "Riding her beloved little motorcycle, there will be no traffic jam..."

Although donkeys have nothing to do with motorcycles, it doesn't stop Chu Ci from being happy. Well, the spring evening breeze is a little cold, and a blanket is not enough, so a cushion will do!

It was warm and comfortable. With the little tune in his mind, Chu Ci fell asleep unconsciously.