Regent, the princess you found is a treasure

Chapter 191 Yongan wants to withdraw troops

The generals and soldiers who were still watching outside saw the military doctor quickly leave the princess's tent with a red face.

They wanted to ask the princess what happened? Why did they seem to hear fart sounds coming from the tent?

Farting? And she was farting all the time. Impossible. How could the princess fart all the time? She was a princess. Most women would know that such things should be done quietly away from others. Who would dare to fart so blatantly? That would be too unethical of a woman.

But the military doctor didn't see anyone and ran away as soon as he came out.

Just as these people were puzzled, Yong'an in the tent couldn't help herself because it was too smelly and she couldn't care less about anything else.

Everyone saw the curtain being lifted up, and the princess ran out while letting out a loud fart, with a large piece of yellow, obscene thing on her light green skirt.

Princess, what is this... ?

So stinky!

"Wow!" Someone couldn't help but dry heave, and everyone couldn't help but cover their noses with their hands and retreated dozens of meters, leaving Yongan alone standing in the middle.

At this time, Yongan was almost going to collapse because of this uncontrollable fart. Who could tell her what happened? What happened to her? Why did she, a princess, fart in public in front of all the soldiers? She was in a hurry to pee just now, and she couldn't hold back a fart, and all the urine was in her crotch.

If there was a crack in the ground right now, she would crawl under it without hesitation.

The news that the princess farted spread throughout the entire military camp in no time. Many soldiers did not believe it and ran to see it secretly, then went back to tell others. Suddenly, Yong'an became the object of secret laughter in the entire military camp.

Yong'an could imagine all these, but she couldn't care about them now. She asked someone to change her tent to a new one and asked the maids to bring her hot water. She wanted to take a shower and change clothes. She couldn't keep wearing clothes that had been peed on.

In just two or three days, Yong'an had already changed four or five tents. There was no other way. She kept farting and she couldn't stand it if she didn't change.

Xuan Moyin and Su Luoxue were not idle during these three days. They went to the outside of Qingzhou City and ten miles away from the military camp of Hongnan Kingdom to conduct inspections every night. As expected, they found many hidden spies of Hongnan Kingdom.

Without any hesitation, Xuan Moyin quietly dealt with all the spies, and arranged for the thirty members plus the ten members who had come to Qingzhou with General Chen to quietly surround the Red Nan army's camp. Although there were not many people, there was an ambush of one person every 200 meters. If anyone was found to have gone out of the Red Nan camp to give a tip-off, they would be killed!

Late at night on the fourth day, Xuan Moyin and Su Luoxue came to the military camp of Hongnan Kingdom again. Looking from the hillside, this time there was a lonely tent in the middle of the camp, and the other tents were more than ten meters away from it.

"Did you see that? I guess Princess Yong'an's fart is so smelly that it drove others away." Su Luoxue said with a smile.

Xuan Moyin also smiled faintly. They came here today to add fuel to the fire in Yongan.

The two of them went straight to the mess hall in the Hongnan Kingdom's military camp, where there was no one guarding it.

The fire room was a large shed made of wood. Inside the shed were a dozen large water tanks filled with water and covered with bamboo strips.

Su Luoxue took out a packet of medicinal powder and poured a little bit into each water tank. The medicinal powder dissolved in water and became colorless and odorless. She covered the water with bamboo strips and gestured to Xuan Moyin to leave. The two of them returned to Qingzhou City quietly, just like when they came.

The next day, Yong'an felt that she farted much less frequently. She thought that the medicine prescribed by the military doctor had improved her condition. In fact, it was because the effect of the fart pills was gradually weakening, because this pill was only effective for five days.

Yong'an farted less and felt much better, although she no longer had a noble image in the eyes of these soldiers.

She didn't get enough rest these days, and she drank a little today, so she got up a little late.

Just as she opened her eyes and was about to call the maid in to serve her, she heard someone outside shouting, "Princess, something bad has happened!"

As soon as I heard the voice, I knew it was one of her lieutenants.

"Come in and talk!" Yong An ordered unhappily. It was really noisy this early in the morning.

When the general heard Yong'an asking him to come into the tent, he strode in quickly.

"Princess, something bad has happened. I don't know why, but more than half of the soldiers just finished breakfast, and within ten minutes, they all had stomachaches and diarrhea." The deputy general said to Yong'an as soon as he came in.

"If you have diarrhea, go find a military doctor! Why are you looking for me? Do you think I can treat illnesses?" Yong'an shouted at the deputy general.

"It's just..." The deputy general was about to speak, but suddenly Yongan yelled: "Go quickly!"

The deputy general was so frightened that he ran out again.

The more Yong'an thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. It was clearly she who poisoned Qingzhou City, so how come she was the one being poisoned now?

She left the tent and asked the soldier guarding the door to take her to see the situation.

The soldier took her to the place where the soldiers gathered to have diarrhea. Before they arrived, they could smell a foul odor from a long distance away. Then they saw tens of thousands of soldiers squatting in a large area with half of their buttocks exposed, and the "puff, puff" sound of diarrhea. The scene was really too hot for the eyes.

When Yong'an saw this scene, he was so angry that he turned around and went back to his tent.

It must have been Su Luoxue who did it. It must have been Xuan Moyin and Su Luoxue who went to Qingzhou City.

It seems that they already knew that I had people poison the people of Qingzhou City, so they used the same method to poison my people as well. If Su Luoxue really came, then could it be that the fart I had two days ago was also caused by her poison?

Yong'an couldn't help but feel scared when he thought of this. Does that mean that Su Luoxue can enter her military camp as if she were in an empty place?

Are all her subordinates good-for-nothings? Didn't anyone notice? She immediately called the deputy general who was in contact with the spy and asked, "What information can the spy you sent out send back?"

"Princess, I was just about to report this to you. I can't contact any of the spies. I suspect they may have been dealt with." said the deputy general.

It was Xuan Moyin and Su Luoxue. It must be them. They began to fight back against him.

Yong'an already understood in his mind. Originally, he was not afraid of them. He had an army of 50,000, while there were only 10,000 people in Qingzhou City. But now, more than half of his 50,000 soldiers were having diarrhea, and the remaining soldiers had lost their morale. If Xuan Moyin and the others attacked at this time, he would not be able to fight back at all.

Thinking of this, Yongan immediately ordered the troops to retreat immediately!

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