Regent, the princess you found is a treasure

Chapter 103: Kubibaatar's Collapse

Su Luoxue and Xuan Moyin lay quietly on the roof, staring at Kubibaatar and his entourage below.

I saw this group of people drinking wine to their heart's content and grabbing big chunks of mutton from the basin and eating them with relish.

However, at this moment, Suonan let out a shocking fart without any warning - "Puff!" The sudden sound made everyone present stop what they were doing and look at him in surprise.

A sense of foreboding welled up in everyone's heart.

Sure enough, another person farted even louder afterwards.

Then, the whole hall seemed to be on fire, with the sound of "puff, puff, puff" coming one after another. These people only felt a sharp pain in their stomachs, as if an irresistible huge force was surging down.

Without thinking too much, they hurriedly covered their stomachs and ran straight to the toilet.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Kubibaatar was about to speak up to warn them, but unexpectedly he was not spared either.

Accompanied by a foul-smelling and deafening fart sound, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

He didn't have time to think at this moment. He also covered his abdomen tightly and ran hurriedly to the toilet at the back.

The toilet is at the back of the post station. The interior space is narrow and has only four squat toilets.

At this moment, none of the stalls were vacant. Those who failed to grab a spot didn't care about much and simply pulled up in the courtyard outside the toilet.

This was the scene that Kubibaatar saw when he hurried into the toilet.

Without saying a word, he picked up a squatting follower and quickly occupied one of the empty seats.

Immediately afterwards, two loud "puff, puff" sounds were heard, as if an irresistible powerful force was gushing out from the body.

The refreshing feeling made him exclaim: It's so comfortable!

However, just when I felt a little comfortable, I felt another sharp pain in my stomach. Accompanied by a loud fart, I had another round of violent excretion.

At the same time, the attendant he picked up could only run to the yard to relieve himself. After all, how could he let the eldest prince go to the toilet with everyone in the courtyard?

At the same time, Su Luoxue and Xuan Moyin had returned to the Regent's Palace.

Along the way, Su Luoxue tried her best not to laugh, but the moment she stepped into Zhong Yunxuan, she could no longer hold it back and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, look at that Tenglong Kingdom's eldest prince and his subordinates in such an embarrassed state. I almost choked with laughter!" Su Luoxue laughed to Xuan Moyin at the same time.

Xuan Moyin also felt very happy. Just now, when he heard those people dared to say such dirty words to his woman, the anger in his heart was instantly ignited, and he wished he could rush downstairs immediately and kill all these people.

"How long will the effect of this medicine last?" he couldn't help but ask.

"Seven days is enough to make them unable to stand up. They will squat in the toilet with diarrhea for seven days and seven nights!" Su Luoxue answered confidently.

This is a strengthened version of a laxative. Originally, she just wanted to teach the eldest prince of Tenglong Kingdom a lesson this afternoon and make him lose face in front of the people of Yuan Kingdom. Unexpectedly, this man was unrepentant and even dared to set his sights on her. Well, I will let all of you know that the people of Yuan Kingdom are not to be trifled with.

Kubibaatar and his subordinates at the post station had been squatting there for several hours. As the sky gradually turned white, they still couldn't stand up. They had abdominal pains one after another. Now they had nothing more to defecate and all they had was water.

"Someone come! Someone come." Kubibaatar shouted loudly, and the guard on duty hurried into the toilet. The smell inside almost made him vomit, but he had to endure it.

"Go, get a doctor from the city, get up quickly!" Hubi Bater shouted.

He really couldn't bear it if he kept pulling like this.

The guards hurriedly followed the order. "Puff, puff." The yard and the toilet were filled with the sounds of farts and diarrhea.

At this time, another guard rushed into the toilet. "Oh no, Prince, oh no!" the guard said in panic.

"What's wrong again?" Kubibaatar asked impatiently.

"Grand...Grand Prince! It's bad! The war horses in our backyard and the more than 200 sheep that were prepared to be presented to the Emperor of the Yuan Dynasty are all gone!" The guard reported to Kubi Bater stumbling and trembling.

Gone? Hearing this, Kubibaatar was so angry that he almost slapped the guard in front of him, but at this moment his legs were so weak that he couldn't even stand up.

"What do you mean disappeared? Explain it to me clearly!" he roared angrily.

The guard swallowed his saliva and answered with courage: "It's just that... everything seems to have disappeared out of thin air, leaving no trace. Even the doors of the stable and sheepfold are intact."

"This is impossible!" Kubibaatar opened his eyes wide, his face full of disbelief.

He felt like he was about to collapse. As the eldest prince of Tenglong Kingdom, he and his men were now staying in this toilet, farting and having diarrhea all the time, which had already made him lose all his dignity. Now even the flock of sheep that they brought thousands of miles to present to the Emperor of Yuan Kingdom and the war horses they rode along the way were inexplicably missing.

He really couldn't figure out what had happened! Everything was fine yesterday, but it became like this today?

"Report to the police, go report to the police!" he shouted at the guards.

The guards hurried away.

Not long after, the doctor arrived, but when the doctor stepped into the place, a strong and disgusting stench hit his nose, which made his stomach churn violently. The feeling of nausea surged into his heart like a tide, and he almost burst into tears because of the stench.

However, he knew that he was here to treat the eldest prince of Tenglong Kingdom, and he could not afford to offend this man!

So he had to endure the disgusting stench and move to the toilet to check the eldest prince's pulse.

Then, he took the pulses of the other patients with persistent diarrhea one by one, and shook his head and said, "I really don't know what the eldest prince ate by mistake, but judging by his pulse, it should be poisoned.

Unfortunately, this poison is very strange and there is no medicine to cure it. We can only wait for the poison to gradually dissipate. But you, my prince, must drink a lot of water to avoid prolonged diarrhea and dehydration that may lead to death."

After saying this, the doctor could no longer bear it and quickly ran out the door.

When he reached the post station, he immediately squatted by the roadside and vomited violently.

He didn't leave until he had vomited out everything in his stomach and felt a little better. He secretly vowed never to set foot here again.

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