It was already late when Xie Shuyi waved goodbye to the members of the detective agency.

After getting rid of all the members of the detective agency, he yawned and jumped quickly on the beams, arriving at the detective agency's member dormitory before other members of the detective agency.

Xie Shuyi was really not used to socializing with unfamiliar people, which made him feel very uncomfortable, so he found an excuse to leave.

I knocked on the door according to the house number I got.

Dazai Osamu had a towel on his head and was wet all over. He was stunned for a moment when he pushed open the door, and was obviously dazed when he saw Jie Shuyi.

"Why are you here?" He leaned against the door frame with a faint smile in his eyes.

Xie Shuyi didn't say anything, but handed over the midnight snack he had packed.

The latter caught it in a panic. Jie Shuyi had time to look at Mr. Dazai twice, but his brows slowly frowned.

He hadn't looked carefully just now, but Mr. Tai had a towel on his head and was covered in steam, so he just thought Mr. Dazai was taking a shower.

But after being together for a long time, this subtle moisture is more like the smell of algae by the river.

He is very familiar with this taste.

The corners of Xie Shuyi's mouth, which were originally raised, obviously turned down, but he pretended not to notice it. He imitated Mr. Dazai and smiled while tilting his head.

"I was afraid you didn't have dinner, so I brought you some midnight snacks."

Dazai Osamu was stunned at first, then a smile appeared on his face, and his words were full of relief, "It's incredible, Xiao Yi-chan has finally grown up and knows how to sympathize with me, an old father~"

He was so excited that he looked like he was about to float up, and his body twisted slightly. It would have been fine if he hadn't moved, but this movement made Jie Shuyi catch a glimpse of the moss on his waist.

At this moment, there was no trace of smile on Xie Shuyi's face.

"Mr. Dazai."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Xie Shuyi's mouth was inexplicably wide, "You, did, not, jump into the river again."

He spoke each word with gritted teeth, veins bulging on his forehead. He was clearly smiling, but that smile was filled with violence and anger.

"Since you like suicide so much, why don't I...send Mr. Dazai off?"

He said this cheerfully, then punched Dazai Osamu on the head, and the latter fled in panic with the midnight snack in his arms.

He kept muttering as he ran, "That won't do. What I want is a beautiful love suicide. It's a pity that you are not a girl, Xiao Yi-chan, otherwise..."

These words brought back some bad memories for Shuyi, and he recalled the scene of their first meeting.

Mr. Dazai once mistook him for a girl!

"Well, it's not impossible. After all, Xiaoyi-chan is so gentle and cute..."

Before Dazai Osamu could finish his words, another fist hit him hard on the head.

"I am male!"

The dispute ended when Xie Shuyi subdued Mr. Dazai by force. After lecturing him for two hours, Xie Shuyi slammed the door and walked out.

Dazai Osamu curled up on the sofa in the room, reading "The Complete Suicide Manual" with one hand and eating the midnight snack brought back by Jie Shuyi with the other, with a look of relish on his face.

I didn't take Xiao Yi-chan's words to heart at all.

When Xie Shuyi came out, there was a man who had been waiting for him at the door for a long time.

"I have always been opposed to your joining the detective agency."

Xie Shuyi closed the door and looked at him. His expression did not change, still cold and indifferent, "I remember that there should be no intersection between us. Is your hostility towards me a little too much?"

Edogawa Ranpo smiled and said, "It's just that you don't remember."

Xie Shuyi nodded, without denying it. He really wouldn't deliberately remember something that wasn't necessary.

"Looking for trouble with me?" He looked distressed. "You should have done it two days earlier. I just decided not to kill anyone not long ago."

To Xie Shuyi, Edogawa Ranpo is not Nakajima Atsushi. His tone of voice is obviously much worse and his innate bad qualities cannot be hidden at all.

Judging from the vague gaze he has been giving these past two days and his current repulsive attitude, it is obvious that Edogawa Ranpo is one of the few people in the detective agency who can see through Jie Shuyi's true nature.

Jie Shuyi doesn't care about this kind of troublesome guy. The only thing he cares about is whether he can continue to stay with Mr. Dazai.

But if the guy in the way becomes a nuisance that prevents him from staying by his side, then just kill him.

Edogawa Ranpo looked at him, his beautiful eyes narrowed all the time, and the silence between the two made the atmosphere solemn.

Just when Xie Shuyi was about to take action, Edogawa Ranpo left humming a little song.

Looking at Edogawa Ranpo's leaving back, Xie Shuyi pursed his lips, and the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

He walked away while answering the phone.

"Eryi, would you like to take this high-paying, easy job?" The voice on the other end of the line came through a voice changer, making it impossible to tell his gender.

"I quit. Don't bother me anymore." After saying that, Xie Shuyi hung up the phone and deleted all the employers who had accepted orders from his contacts.

He checked the time and closed his phone.

It’s already so late and I haven’t finished reviewing my homework yet.

On the second day, Kunikida took the elevator to the 4th floor. After resting, he stood at the door of the detective agency. As usual, he looked at his watch.

"I'm ten seconds early." He muttered to himself, and only looked up after ten seconds had passed when he looked at his watch. "It's time."

He is a typical idealist who tends to be realistic, but also a realist who pursues his ideals, so he has plans for everything in his life.

Pushing open the door of the detective agency, "Good morning!"

As soon as Kunikida finished speaking, a large face suddenly appeared before his eyes.

"Mr. Kunikida, save me!" Atsushi's face was half black, his expression was ferocious, and his face was covered with cold sweat. If you didn't know, you would think he had just had a fight.

The door behind me closed gently, and as the door swung, a crackling sound was heard. The moment of tranquility seemed particularly suspicious at this moment.

The two looked at each other in silence, Atsushi maintained that embarrassed look, and finally it was Kunikida who spoke first.

"What's wrong, so early in the morning?" His tone was unnaturally flat.

Dun's unchanging expression finally showed some reaction. His twitching brows were full of sorrow and he turned around.

"Mr. Dazai...has become like this."

Following his gaze, Kunikida adjusted his glasses.

The man in the windbreaker stood on the desk, his head tilted, his body swaying from side to side, his legs kicking like he was doing a horse stance, the expression on his face was not much better than Dun's, his eyes were wide open, and the sounds he made became strange.

"Kunikida-kun, something serious is going on."

As he spoke, he made a pistol gesture with his hands, then put his wrists together, tilted his head and put it on the side of his hands, his fingertips seemed to be pointing at something, but there was nothing in the empty space above.

Atsushi pushed Kunikida in front of Mr. Dazai, who tilted his head and said loudly, "Look at this!"

Kunikida looked at the direction his finger was pointing, speechless, "What are you looking at?"

As if afraid that he couldn't see it, Dazai Osamu changed his posture again, and the direction his fingertips pointed in was still the empty space above, as if it was really true.

"I told you to look at this!"

Kunikida's face was impossibly calm, "All I can see is your stupid face."

It was a perfect hit.

Dun stood behind, his expression still stunned.

Dazai Osamu seemed not to hear him, his face was filled with a happy smile, "I have finally reached this world after death, Yomi Hirasaka."

He seemed to have really seen something extraordinary. As he spoke, he looked around, as if he was admiring a scene he had never seen before, with happiness and smiles on his face.

Kunikida was truly speechless, his brows furrowed deeply.

"What's wrong with this guy?" This question is directed at Dun.

"Mr. Kunikida... maybe it's because of this..." Atsushi stood beside the table, holding the "Complete Suicide Reader" in his left hand and a half-bitten green mushroom in his right hand.

Dazai Osamu's voice was very appropriate, "The Complete Suicide Reader is indeed a masterpiece. Just by eating mushrooms growing in the back mountain, one can happily embark on the road to suicide."

Along with his voice, there was a very strange laugh, and then his smile became more and more rampant.

Finally, Dazai Osamu laughed loudly towards the sky, and his hands kept shaking with the trembling of his body, as if he was crazy.

Kunikida looked at him quietly, his eyebrows already furrowed, "Did you eat poisonous mushrooms?"

"It's okay, those are just hallucinogenic mushrooms, you won't die." Xie Shuyi passed by with a cup of coffee. Without even looking at the crazy Mr. Dazai, he found a corner to sit down with his computer and started reviewing his lessons.

Dunye nodded and was about to say something when a figure suddenly grabbed his head.

Dazai Osamu had leapt under the table at some point, and was hugging Atsushi excitedly as he laughed out loud, "I caught you, a rainbow-colored paramecium!"

"Mr. Kunikida, save me!" Atsushi wailed weakly, but the person he asked for help had already ignored this farce and was now sitting obediently at his workstation, turning on his computer.

"I'll sort out the information after I finish work." He spoke calmly, not paying any attention to Dun's increasingly pitiful expression. With the sound of clacking keyboards, he had already entered the working state.

Atsushi could only smile helplessly while letting Dazai Osamu go crazy on him. If you only looked at his expression, you would have thought that he had ascended to heaven peacefully.

Oh, that's so miserable.

Xie Shuyi took a sip of coffee.

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