I'm trying to kill myself in Legend of Zhen Huan

"My queen, please wake up, Aunt Sun is here."

Su He habitually pulled the quilt to his head and covered himself tightly, and a muffled sound came from under the quilt.

"What Aunt Sun? Even if Sun Wukong came, I wouldn't get up."

"My lady, it's Aunt Sun who is beside the Queen Mother. She is even more powerful than Sun Wukong!"

"Empress Dowager? Aunt Sun?"

Su He pulled the quilt off and stood up quickly, "Cui Guo, you are right, he is indeed more powerful than Sun Wukong! Come on, help me change my clothes."

"That old witch, the old lady must have no good intentions when she came to me."

"Your Majesty, be careful what you say."

"It's okay, she can't hear me. I'm already giving her face by not calling her an old witch."

Cuiguo, please invite Aunt Zhuxi in.

"This servant pays respects to the Majesty."

"Don't worry, don't worry. What does the Queen Mother want to talk to me about?" Cuiguo stuffed a big red envelope into Sun Zhuxi's arms.

"Your Majesty, there are rumors in the palace that you have gone insane. The Queen Mother would like to ask you to come over and clarify the matter."

"crazy?"

Cuiguo whispered in Su He's ear the rumor she heard this morning.

"Tsk tsk, they really haven't seen the world." Su He said to himself.

"Aunt Sun, maybe I can wait until I finish my meal before going to the Queen Mother?"

"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother is in a bad mood. If you go too late, I'm afraid the Queen Mother will be in an even worse mood, which will be bad for you."

Su He looked at Sun Zhuxi carefully and said, "Aunt Sun is now thinking about me."

"In that case, Cuiguo, set the table!"

"My queen, you~"

Su He raised her eyebrows and looked at Sun Zhuxi, "Aunt Sun, why are you so anxious? As the most loyal nanny beside the Queen Mother, you have been working in this palace for so many years. You are so impatient, does the Queen Mother know?"

A trace of fear flashed across Aunt Sun's eyes, and she quickly lowered her head, "Thank you, Madam, for your advice."

Another quarter of an hour later, Su He finished his breakfast and followed Sun Zhuxi to Shoukang Palace.

"I send my regards to the Queen Mother."

"Princess Li got up very late."

"My dear Queen Mother, I am young and a little sleepy. I have wasted this beautiful morning light. It is a sin. I envy you now. You have so much time to eat vegetarian food and chant Buddhist scriptures every day."

Cuiguo blinked hard at Su He, as if to say, Your Majesty~ Cuiguo doesn't want to die yet.

Su He: What do you know? The original owner spoke like this. I do this so that people wouldn’t suspect me and I can feel good at the same time. It’s the best of both worlds. What’s wrong with that?

"Li Pin, you are a high-ranking concubine. Do you know your guilt for your improper behavior and improper conduct?"

Su He's face was full of question marks, "Huh? (O_o)?? "

"Her Majesty, have you found the wrong person? My position is not high enough. And what you said is not proper, I don't understand, I am stupid."

"Okay, really good! Then I want to ask you, it took Zhuxi more than half an hour to get from me to your palace, and then to Shoukang Palace, but it's because you don't take me seriously!"

Su He patted his chest and said, "Empress Dowager, so that's what happened. You really misunderstood me. I did this all for you!"

The Queen Mother was so angry that she laughed at Su He, "It's for my own good. Fine, then tell me how you did it for my own good."

"Empress Dowager, you don't know that I am ill! If I don't eat, or if I eat less, I will consume more energy and become dizzy. In serious cases, I may die in an instant."

"When you asked Aunt Sun to come to me, I had just gotten up and was about to eat. You said, if I don't eat and then die in your palace, it will be spread that you, the Queen Mother, are unlucky for the emperor's concubines, and that would be unlucky!"

"Tell me, am I doing this for your sake? There are not many people as filial as me."

With a "bang", everyone else in the room knelt down in fright, and Su He was also startled.

Su He said with concern, "Queen Mother, why are you doing this? You slammed the table so hard that it hurt your hand. The Emperor and Fourteenth Prince must be distressed."

"Yes, Concubine Li is right, Empress Dowager, what happened? Why are you so angry?" Yinzhen walked in with the Fourteenth Prince.

"Why are you two here?"

The Fourteenth Prince quickly came to Uya's side and held her hand, "Why, mother, don't you miss me? I came here more often because I was worried about your health. Why, mother, are you unhappy?"

"Get out of the way. Mother is busy with work. Emperor, have you heard the rumors in the harem?"

"My son has heard it, but it was all spread by some foolish people. Empress Dowager, don't take it to heart."

"Is the Emperor favoring Concubine Li?"

[They had a quarrel, they had a quarrel, they had a quarrel! ] Su He was cheering in his heart.

[Master, please press the corners of your mouth. ]

Fourteenth Prince also spoke up, "Mother, I've heard about this, isn't it just Li Fei wearing men's clothes and hugging a tree? It's not a big deal!"

[Right, right, why are you making such a fuss, old lady? Your fourth son is already a second-dimensional person, don’t you know? ]

Su He looked as if she had suddenly realized something. "Empress Dowager, so it's because of this matter! You really wronged me."

"I am here because I respect His Majesty and know that he is very busy, so I am thinking of ways to make him happy!"

"nonsense!"

"Empress Dowager, I am not talking nonsense. When the late emperor was alive, when the emperor was still the fourth master, he often changed his clothes and even asked painters to draw them."

Fourteenth Prince bumped Yinzhen with his arm and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a good fourth brother. You don't even know how to play with me."

"All you do is follow your starling all day long, but you listen to me!"

"I feel that a man as versatile as your Majesty is truly fascinating, so I will try to imitate him. As for hugging a tree, the foreigners have a term for it, called performance art."

"I am doing this for the Emperor."

"Empress Dowager, wouldn't you most like to see your subjects serve the Emperor wholeheartedly?"

The Queen Mother wondered if she and Li Concubine were incompatible, and she really regretted why she asked her to come over. "I am tired, you all should go back!"

The three of them walked out of the gate of Shoukang Palace together. "Jingyan, how did you know that I dressed up as different characters and asked the painter to draw them?"

[Humph, knowing is nothing, I've seen it! I've seen it even if you don't cosplay the character now.]

"I care about Your Majesty, so I will naturally learn about your preferences."

"Your Majesty, next time you cosplay, no, when you dress up as another character, can you invite me to join you?"

"Fourth brother, fourth brother, I want to come too."

"Go away and go back to your wife's mansion."